Hi,
I seriously can’t wait to get into heaven! I can’t wait until I see you non-believers try to get in. I will seriously be laughing my ass off.
I can’t wait to be in heaven, watch you pitiful non-believers try to get in and watch Mary, the mother of Jesus, kick your asses all around the clouds. That will be my most awesome day.
-Brian Smith
Thats a christian attitude right there, stressing violence and brutality, it’s people like you that got Jesus killed. hahaha…oh, and you suck at life. Go read the bible, friggin right wing. This whole site is a joke anyway. The End.
………….Um, question? Didn’t Jesus preach tolorance and understanding? Exactly how is the poster acting like a good Christian?
Anyway, considering that the rules for heaven seem to be SOO strict that only the fundis can get in, and all other religions/homosexuals/pretty much everyone else, are going to end up in hell….
Screw it, I’ll go to hell, sounds more interesting.
Brian Smith, if you’re so anxious to get to heaven, why don’t you accelerate the process, dude? Do us all a favor.
Just don’t take anybody else with ya, okay?
When we stand at the right hand of his noodliness, beside the beer volcano, we will know that our acts and deeds brought us there, Brian.
It is the doubters such as yourself, turning their backs upon him that will be the ones missing heaven.
Besides, our heaven is way, way cooler than yours. We have strippers and shit.
Yeah, whats so cool about YOUR heaven? What you can do there? Bore yourself for eternity. Well Pastafarian Heaven sounds me much better. BTW does anyone know, if there is a power plugs and net connection? I sure cant exist in heaven without my notebook, games a internet :)
Bobby- Thank God for what you are doing! Take Brian up here. Those little cracks
in the whole christian dogma muffin? – You are prying them open with a humorous laugh-lubricated jack-hammer. You have these midget-minded supplicators spinning around screaming like the unstable christ-o-drones they are. Their day of realization won’t be arragedon, it will be the day their brains de-laminate from realizing they have spent their whole lives worshiping something that doesn’t exist. A complete fucking waste of a life. Programmed tithing zombies. Give me your money and your brain.
Science is a theory…but some guy that looks like santa wearing a toga floating out in space with lightening bolts coming out if his fingers…that real. This crap has had it’s run…2000 years..better than the Gods of Rome. Give it up you brainwashed idiots.
The FSM is the new reality…bow to your new master!
Dude i dont think your going to get into your heven either with that attude. And if you do god will kick you out when he sees you laughing since he teaches compasion and forgivness. If your going to bleave in all that crap can you at least bleave in the moral vaules as well?
i think this clown is just sending in fake hatemail to try to rile us up. whateeeever