While one may correctly say that evolution is a fraud, that is not to say that that same person “believes in†Creation as it is literally set forth in Genesis.
The answer is: We don’t know where we came from. Let’s find out.
Evolution is as much, if not more, of an irrational religion than what any Creationist spouts.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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these people are getting stupider all the time. they should keep there mouths shut and try to accept this.
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And why are you telling us about your little book and stupid theoires, everyone knows that humanity started with a mountain, some trees and a midgit…
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Not humanity, but the entire universe. The universe itself is a 4D sphere, but inside it, He made the mountain, trees, and midgit. humanity didn’t really get started untill He gave the midgit a female.
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Dear Shawn,
You’ve read how many books on the subject?
I’m going to take a wild guess on and say none. It seems to me that it’s very possible indeed that you’ve only read one book, the Bible which is the flimsy work of fiction ever born of man.
For you to cite solid scientific deduction and make shame of it whilst hiding behind your ignorant beliefs is really badly hypocritical.
Stri-I think you have misunderstood me. I am not a creationalist I favor evolution of the not ID variety. You are correct that I have read the bible. My beliefs in evolution may or may not be ignorant.
In edition to the bible I have read many books on the origin of species. Including “Shattering the Myth of Darwinism†by Richard Milton. The point I was making about Milton is that he does not adhere to the “scientific method”. Milton does not even adhere to the principal of truthfully representing facts. I guess I should have been more clear when I was criticising Milton. Not to say that Milton does not raise some good points. Now if you did understand what I was attempting to say…well we will just have to disagree on whether or not Richard Milton constitutes “solid scientific deduction”
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you’re all assholes — Zeus shall arise and smite all of you with your modern gods and beliefs
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I dont believe in the FSM.When man first saw him there probably was a food fight with spaghetti.so if you were “touched by his noodly appendage” maybe you should wash.
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Are you “That” Fatima?
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yes. the ass.
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It’s the third time in a week I’ve come back to hate mail looking for a cheap laugh, and it’s the same one people are chatting about. I’m beginning to feel my humour relies oin no small part on the unhinged psychotics who end up with their emails sent here; like laughing at those retards who get hit in the groin and sent it in to TV, I moved on from that, shouldn’t I move beyond the written equivalent too? Or is it funny ‘cos they don’t understand?
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How does one become a pastafarianism? Is there somekind of iniciation or something?
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Sorry – pastafarianist
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Or is it without “t”
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Ah, won’t we have the last laugh when we are all standing before His Noodly Appendages, awaiting our judgement, and He notes the LOSERS who failed to devote their lives to the worship of His Starchy Goodness? I look forward to that day, when the heathens are cast into that lake of hellfire and Prego for all eternity! RAmen!
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Melisa,
First, you have to learn how to spell. At present, you are suited only to belong to more organized religions such as Christinanity.
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Change with the times but not the music and the music brings us all joy and thanks to a girl and thanks to a boy. Thanks for the music of our lives.
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Suits me to a t and that small cross is no t around my neck.
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Moon over Miami and Cousin Vinny.
Sing it Cher for Cathie.
Sing it Britney for Cathie.
Sing it Garth Brooks for Cathie.
Sing for Cathie WORLD
she taught you how to sing.
I’d like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
My song used on a Coca Cola commercial.
HEY, thanks for nothing.
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You know, it doesn’t get any better than this.
Yeah, I will go eat some worms.
Some day, I will die alone some day.
Maybe find myself in the cold feeling like
the world is all around me.
Cold cruel world…
you want a peice of me?
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Drew Street Miracle lady…is ALIVE but how well is she?
When you took every last dime of hers?
That’s debatable.
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By the way, “Bobby’s last reply” is the reincarnated-mary lady that sends me ~50+ emails a day.
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let me just start off with saying that EVOLUTION IS NOT A THEORY FOR HOW WE CAME TO BE… it does not explain how everything in this universe was created. theories that are to be put to arguement with the theory of god is the big bang theory(which myself dont believe in). i believe that we as humans truly cant even fathom how the existance of all we know came to be, but the belief in god is just the “lazy” theory of how we came to be, people just use god to fill the gaps of things we cant explain.. let me start off by saying that there is no proof stating that god exists, and without religion there would be no god. the only so called “proof” about god is religion and the teachings they give. so let me give you my theory on how god doesnt exist… first off, without religion there would be no god because there would be no one to teach us the bible which intern would mean that we wouldnt know that “god” could even exist.. and every religion has the basis that there religion is the “TRUE” religion or that there religion is right… so lets just say that ONE out of the MILLION other religions ended up being the “TRUE” one.. then that would mean that all the other religions that have gotten to the status that they have gotten today(such as christianity) would of been fabricated.. so who is to say that ALL the religions that we know of today arent FABRICATED?? now i do believe in FAITH. i believe that people can have such a belief in something that it can change them.. the FAITH in god is very real, but the existince of god, in my opinion, is not.
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good point shane…
if one in one million is accurate…
then
…1
——-….= 0.000001
1000000
rounding to three significant figures, a common practice, that is 0
hence, approximately 0 religions are accurate.
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and to henderob, you poor guy… we can commiserate with your pain
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sorry, i meant approximately 0.00 religions are accurate
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I am a follower of the bologneseian school of pastafarianism, and it is quite clear to me (and all right-thinking people) that you are wrong because my Saucy Lord spoke to me personally in a voice that sounded a bit like me talking to myself and said so.
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Trying to argue with a creationist using logic is futile… I just don’t understand.
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does anyone else think that everyone who has “spoken to GOD” is always a middle aged person with no friends. ATTENTION ATTENTION this is what they cry, after their “devine experience” they seemed to get a lot of attention from people who believe, or are trying to prove to people that the christion god exists.
If this isnt the case ive got 1 word for you: SCHIZOPHRENIA, they hear voices inside their heads and immediately assume that it was god
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Luke 23:34 (New International Version)
34 . Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”
… Brothers, Your cause was good but you strayed and got pulled in deep, I pray that you find forgiveness before the true KING OF KINGS returns to claim what is rightfully His.
My thoughts are with your souls.
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Jon, your message is kind and seems sincere, and even displays your apparent inkling into what is going on here. You lost me at “I pray…..” Go ahead and pray for my soul if you feel it is necessary, but, please, leave Elvis out of this. The man is dead, already.
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http://www.amazon.com/Shattering-Myths-Darwinism-Richard-Milton/dp/0892817321
wounder what kind of souce is on the FSM
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For fuck’s sake… who cares what sort of deity or lack there of you believe in as long as you honor life, honor death, and try to be a good person?
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KR THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK….
i believe in living life as a good person and not following the road that “god” supossibly gave us. people who are full-time into religion seem to think that people are unable to live life happily and as a good person without the faith in god.. i live life because i want to live life.. i make the choices because i choose them, not because theres some pre-destiny that “god” has laid out for me. its so pathetic how the human race needs to have a reason to live life.
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just believe silly faces!!!!!!!!!!
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Look out! He’s got a book!
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All religions do not say that their religion is the only true one.
Eastern faiths such as Hinduism and Buddhism are very different from Christianity, Islam and Judaism. These religions do not require you to believe in one particular book/prophet, else you will rot in hell, etc. nor have I heard any of the practitioners/leaders of eastern faiths say that theirs is the only path to the truth.
Moral values such as fairness, compassion, etc. are preached by all religions and God is the central point of most religions but it is the idea of God that differs. And that idea has determined the course of history.
God in a spiritual sense can be very different from the religious sense. There can be belief in a supreme being/power that is away from religion. Religion is actually more of a social construct, invented by human beings.
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Yeah! What he said!
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I would just like to point out (based on what Lotus Eyes said) that as far as I’ve ever been able to figure out, in Judaism you a) don’t have to be Jewish to make heaven, and b) there really isn’t a ‘hell’. Actually, the afterlife is extremly undefined and vague. Christianity has the most ‘well-defined’ concept of the afterlife as far as I can tell. (I don’t know enough about Islam to compare, though.)
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I can’t see why you people even bother to furnish these god-bothering wankers with replies. Bollocks to philosophical argument. What most of them really seem to need is the “love of god” beating OUT of them.
I’d like to propose an annual international “Punch A Christian In The Face Week”.
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we could, but then we’d be no better then they are. Plus, punch a man once, and go to jail. Insult him verbally, and he’ll come back for more.
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Whilst i’m sure that insulting the religiously challenged is good (otherwise the FSM would not have made it fun) i can’t help but feel we are there to help them.
for did not the noodly creator make the first midget? this is obviously meant to be construed as intellectual midget as well as physical. The piratical chosen are there to carry out his work and guide them to the paths of righteousness that lead to his holy ship, so that they may all walk the plank of enlightenment and give us all a hearty laugh.
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Well spoken spider.
FSM pwns
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I still like the beer and strippers idea. No, not idea. scratch that. Philosophy, Life, Life-time Philosophy!!!!
P.S.
42, feel the awesome might of this number
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evolution has science backing it
all your stupid little religious zealots can think of is “creationism” which has only faith and what a pastor force feeds you backing it up.
try to be a little more open minded and much less retarded
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but evolution has nothing to do how we were created it just explains how we have changed over time.. any theory of how we came to be has no facts to back it up. god is just as valid of a theory as the big bang, or reincarnation.. even a rock can be put as a theory as how we came to be because theres no proof behind any of them.. i just choose not to believe in god because it sounds to much like a fairy tale… and like they say, if its to good to be true, it probably isnt.
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You really want to know how you were created?
You know when you have played a game too long and want to do something new? Or, when you wanted a new toy as a young child after being bored with your old ones?
Well, that’s what was going on with this vast emptiness that the universe used to be. Think of it as a cosmic toilet. I pissed in the cosmic toilet. I then attempted to flush, but because “someone” had stopped it up the water inside just got higher and higher. That’s the so called “big bang” I want to call it the big plug. But some people JUST WON”T LISTEN.
And I’m not a theory. I’m in your computer. Eating your datazes. And what’s wrong with living after death?
I mean sure there’s the downside. ( A WICKED HANGOVER FOR ETERNITY) but I mean there’s medication for that.
WHy do you think angels speak so softly?
Because I have a constant hangover. When I made you in my image. DAMN. I should not have put in the ability to imbibe alochol.
TEQUILA!
As the kids say these days “Wewt”
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Primero ¡Fuerza Venganza.org!… su sola existencia me llena de optimismo, porque significa que el mundo está mejorando “es más libreâ€â€¦ ups!, sorry a las mujeres-mártires que viven sojuzgadas por los idólatras del Corán… el dÃa que nazca una Venganza.org anti-Islam, ¡sà que podremos cantar What a wonderful world!
Voy a aprovechar para hacer una crÃtica: Tanto creadores, como colaboradores y etc. de Venganza.org ¡son unos desagradecidos! No he visto ni un párrafo que agradezca con sincera reflexión al Diseño Inteligente, su invalorable aporte para el nacimiento de un movimiento como el Pastafarismo.
Y ni que hablar de su aporte para poner el tema de la evolución humana en el centro del debate, acaso mundial.
Bueno, pero no pidamos más (por ahora al menos), ya es un logro que las atribuladas mentes de la gente hayan incorporado la posibilidad de que no hayamos sido creados hace 10.000 años.
Pedirles que además estudien la teorÃa de Darwin… serÃa una utopÃa absurda.
El Pastafarismo ya ha logrado el objetivo de alertar al mundo sobre la velada manipulación con que el dogmatismo religioso pretende “lavar la cabeza†de los jóvenes para asegurarse futuros fieles.
Pero los religiosos no son los únicos dogmáticos, al igual que el Pastafarismo no es la única nueva “religión†contemporánea.
Claro que el Pastafarismo es honorable, reconoce su dogmatismo, pero esta “otra nueva†religión, integrada por patéticos sectarios “se disfraza de ciencia†y usurpa el nombre de “escépticos†para sus fieles.
Es claro que aquellos que adhieren a una religión o al ateÃsmo, son por igual “creyentesâ€, pues de hecho no puede probarse la existencia ni la inexistencia de Dios, “la ausencia de evidencia no es evidencia de ausenciaâ€, decÃa el gran Carl Sagan.
Los integrantes de esta nueva religión, pueden identificarse fácilmente navegando gran parte de las webs de la “comunidad escépticaâ€; imbuidos en un fanatismo que hasta Bin Laden envidiarÃa, tergiversan, omiten, interpretan, a los descubrimientos cientÃficos de tal modo que puedan usarlos para expandir su dogma: No Hay Dios.
Y esto hacen con la evolución, sosteniendo como cierta una teorÃa como la de Darwin, que significó quizá uno de los modelos más importantes para el avance de la biologÃa, pero que ha sido categóricamente demostrada como falsa, entre muchas cosas por la antropologÃa molecular, por el rastreo de la evolución de los factores de transcripción genómicos, etc.
¿Qué le enseñamos entonces a nuestros niños? Bien, el Diseño Inteligente seguro que no… ¡pero menos aún una teorÃa cientÃfica que se ha demostrado falsa!, porque eso sà que es una “herejÃa cientÃficaâ€.
El honor de la ciencia está en juego, y si nos descuidamos, esta religión de “pseudo-escépticos†va a terminar siendo mucho más nociva que el Islam, pues aprovechando el hartazgo del mundo hacia los dogmas religiosos, pero también el alarmante desconocimiento cientÃfico, engaña descaradamente.
Y es claro su éxito por muchos de los comentarios aquà vertidos.
La teorÃa de Darwin no es un fraude… simplemente ES FALSA.
Opinar lo contrario sólo puede obedecer a la ignorancia… o en el caso de los pseudo-escépticos al delirio dogmático.
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Holy flirkin shnit.
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Oh, my. Am I going to have to reach into the dark recesses of my mind to try to understand Spanish? The dark recesses of my mind are scary. Along with high school and college Spanish, there’s the painful memory of the time my friends and I bought some pot, found that it was cut with oregano, and smoked it anyway. We smelled like marinara for a week! Ah, youth.
By the way, this is in no way meant to trash the Spanish language, culture, or any Spanish-speaking people. It’s a beautiful language that I spent six years of my life learning, but, alas, that was some time ago.
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AAArrrr the language of the spanish main, dubloons and gold, cannon fire and scurvy. if i wasn’t such an ignorant old seadog i’d debate yer, and either drink to yer or make yer walk the plank..
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So here’s to yer and mind yer step on the plank, that way we’re covered for both….
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Mind the oregano kids, just say no.
unless there’s a saucy wench involved in which say si…
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As I have tried to understand it, Frank seems to be a pastafarian-minded person. Something about Bin Laden and Carl Sagan. Maybe I should go smoke some oregano to tap into some of that state-specific learning. You know what I mean. I learned Spanish when I was, well, high for several years, and now that I’ve come down a bit, it’s incomprehensible to me. Maybe I’ll understand Spanish again in FSM heaven! Yet another benefit of the beer volcano!
Frank, I am in no way making fun of your post. I’m making fun of myself because, although I could read novels in teh original Spanish at one time, I can’t understand what you wrote. Somehow, it sounds so passionate in Spanish, whatever it was you said!
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