You have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Jim-
“You think Plato and Aristotle were brilliant try reading the book of Romans in the Bible. Or try reading Aquinas or Augustine.”– Tried it. Found it rather boring, honestly. All those ‘thees’ and ‘thys’ and ‘burn in hells’….got old after the fifty millionth time, y’know?
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“Go to Monergism.com and pick out any number of great men who believed and have lived their lives serving the One God.”–Super. Now you go and look up any of the thousands and thousands of great people who didn’t belive in god. Or who belived in some other god/ess/s altogether. What does that prove?
….Actually, not all that much. Who cares if Person A discovered some amazing thing and also happened to worship god? How does his being smart prove god is real? Also, may I just point out that tradition–belief in god–doesn’t automatically mean correct? Slavery was a tradition, shall we bring that back?
Ha… the best part about this hate-mail is that we could copy and paste it right back on christian websites. This guy is making an argument that can be used against his own beliefs.. noodles… some people are dumb.
I might try that later
henderob:
You have GOT to be kidding me…seriously (etc)….
You are absolutely right. I agree with you on all points. We ARE kidding you.
@White Beard
Henderob is Bobby Henderson, our prophet, he just puts all these up on the site. RkticFox wrote the mail, as noted at the bottom of the letter. Don’t worry, it’s a common mistake. Most of us make it.
One thing I’d like to say:
How would you like it if I came into your church and tried to convert everyone? Rude? Obnoxious? Of course.
Besides. Who said that religion was filled with “premises and semi-logical conclusions?”
Isn’t the point of spirituality faith? That’s why they call it “believing.” You’re supposed to believe on faith, to [b]accept[/b]. The Bible, the Qu’ran — these are not semi-logical or filled with premises.
- Etay
Why should I? And why do you even care?