You have GOT to be kidding me

Published by henderob September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

You have GOT to be kidding meâ€¦seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a â€œFlying Spaghetti Monsterâ€ created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox

147 Responses to “You have GOT to be kidding me”

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101 - September 30th, 2006 at 7:38 am - Mongo Says:

Three cheers for ignorant christians!
102 - October 2nd, 2006 at 1:32 pm - puffaliaz Says:

and a toast to all the other religions that produce haters for us to disprove!
103 - October 2nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm - Swimmyus Says:

Yeah well the FSMs rubber and your god is glue, whatever you say bounces of him and sticks to you. Beat that you christan land lubber, Yarrrr!
104 - October 2nd, 2006 at 2:57 pm - puffaliaz Says:

who was that to? I’m pastafarian.
105 - October 3rd, 2006 at 11:15 am - DeadHero Says:

My invisible monster god can beat up your invisible monster god.
106 - October 3rd, 2006 at 2:33 pm - puffaliaz Says:

hmm… our flying spagetti moster; or the thousand-headed, multi-headed hermaphrodite of the christians? GO FSM! BEAT THAT FREAK!
107 - October 4th, 2006 at 10:23 am - Natalie and Rachelle Says:

i seriously can not believe that a man with a physics degree can waste his life inventing a stupid religion. im not one to disagree or judge any religions but a stipper factory in heaven is far from belief. Beer volcanoes, wow, you definetly must have been bored. I have a kid that comes to my school who posts your retarded website on Christian school walls and lockers. the only thing i believe is that you are a total mental loser with nothing better to do with his life, making the rest of the world look like complete idiots.
108 - October 4th, 2006 at 10:37 am - Rob Wilson Says:

Actually this post has nothing to do with anything, so feel free to remove it. But I came across a sighting of the Big Noodle in the following online comic strip and thought I should share it with my fellow believers.

http://www.bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-21
109 - October 4th, 2006 at 3:59 pm - Michael Jefferies Says:

The thing is dude, inifinite monkeys on infinite typewriters, one of them would be eating a cheese sandwich whilst playing the drums.
Infinite universes, and there is a flying spaghetti monster, and somewhere your own version of god (ie a man with a beard) and he is probaly doing a hell of a lot more for his followers than the “allmighty” is on this plane of existance.
110 - October 5th, 2006 at 7:57 am - ramen follower 27615 Says:

Making the rest of the world look like idiots, indeed. Fellow followers of the FSM rejoice, for our work is done. Ramen.
111 - October 5th, 2006 at 12:43 pm - Jebus Cripes Says:

Well, henderob, I would like to see you conslude that an imaginary being created all of existance. For all you know, God could very well be The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well, actually no, since FSM is Satan.
112 - October 6th, 2006 at 2:31 am - lisa Says:

Is it only me, or is anyone aware that this people call their god a monster? isn’t that a bit weird? And where are the cameras?
113 - October 6th, 2006 at 4:35 am - The Aussie Says:

cameras, lisa? what use would we have for them? after all the Flying Spaghetti Monster IS invisible, and even if he wasnt, he would just clear the film/digital memory with a noodely appendage.
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As for why we call him a monster, well… why not? We cant call him the flying spaghetti person, cos he aint a person. Monster is merely a term of respect for such a powerful being, and lets face it, a big blob of noodles, 2 meatballs, and 2 eyestalks is kinda monsterish (not -ous, just -ish).
114 - October 7th, 2006 at 6:53 pm - Alex (a work in progress) Says:

Yes, I will prey for you, too, and hope you don’t have too bad a time in our Hell, with all that stale beer and cafeteria Spaghetti…
115 - October 7th, 2006 at 8:30 pm - Margaret Says:

I love the smell of hipocricy in the morning. You can’t believe the FSM created the world? I can’t believe your God created the world. Who’s to say we’re right, or you’re right? No one knows, so insulting others because of it is stupid.
116 - October 7th, 2006 at 8:47 pm - Starbuckaneer Says:

BECAUSE, Margaret, they read it in their special book! That’s how they know! Of course it’s true, it says so right here… You know, there’s another book called “My Love Affair With Diamonds,” by Elizabeth Taylor… I wonder if we can base a religion off of that one. I would go to church ALL THE TIME!
117 - October 8th, 2006 at 10:28 pm - kevin Says:

I say e’s had enough of a tongue lashing let’s get to the real lashings tie em to the mast and throw salt in his wounds
118 - October 9th, 2006 at 8:00 pm - Nomad Says:

i think that you people are simply failing to understand how the christian mind works. If all people were calculators then a christian would be one of those little blue ones you use in elementry school which can only add subtrack multiply right half of the time and is missing the division button. A Pastafarian is a slightly outdated scientific calculator which can preform most important functions to 10 digits. A person who advocates evolution is like a nice graphing calculator which can preform functions that half of the people using it don’t even fully understand. The little blue calculator is to simple to understand matricies or tangents.
119 - October 10th, 2006 at 11:34 am - Starbuckaneer Says:

You know what? This reminds me of my math teacher from high school, Mr. Gonzales, who used to say (in his enthusiastic monotone), “Matrices, people, are the word of god. Matrices can cure AIDS, people.” He loved matrices.
120 - October 10th, 2006 at 12:08 pm - Ziti ex Machina Says:

I suppose we have to give you credit for recognising at least that the only format that any debate between dogmatic systems could take would be “semi logical” at best.
Shine on you crazy diamond!

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American