You have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
The poet of my heart…
A past, a present curse
I say what’s in your wallet?
He says what is in your purse?
I cuss him, I tell him off now
He says but why baby, how?
I wanted you from the very start
Why is it you push away my heart?
You’re the worm in the apple I cry
He says no I will love you until you die
I shout crab apple worm by the way
He said you did not hear a word I say
I say same to you and more of it too
He says, damn, girl I still love you
I guess it’s a Garfield kind of cat
He says if home is where my heart is
what about my hat?
And she says oh go learn kung fu
cause home is where the bills are, not you.
There may be lots of women, but they do
not compare with the little red haired girl
whom once I thought was fair
Oh baloney I say to this guy
Rich belongs with rich
Ugly with ugly
and here is your last reply!
No, he thinks he is a gangster of love
stealing and never having it
but he left me high and dry and now
he wants to go out to sea
And I have to face the music and my misery.
He thinks me heartless
He thinks I sat there where I sat
But I can tell you
every day I never forget
I just lived on, moved on
Little girls grow up
And gnarly as I am,
I am not his little pussy
Or the daughter of Siam.
Meow Garfield, though you were here
I know you can scratch out another
And you won’t get a lot of bother.
So if I write his name across the sky
I start with way down under
And what once was a gentle rain
has turned into lots of rolling thunder
My little pudgy Leroy was not a toy
But a little sensitive boy
And he has a temper just like me
We both do for all to see
I get back at him, he laughs back at me
He just wants to say wait and see
FInally,
A religion that we can all take umbrage in!AAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I hate the fact that all of these Christians are posting angry messages on here. You guys don’t realize that the ‘facts’ (including books, etc) about the Flying Spaghetti Monster are just as valid as YOUR ‘facts’ and YOUR books. That is what the creators of this site are trying to tell you. You’re just too ignorant to believe that you may be wrong.
I utterly and completely pity you people.
Arg…the non believers are becoming more in number, this worries me. But no fear, they will one day go home, sit down, open a pack of beef flavoured ramen and something will touch them, be it the noodly apendage itself, or the divine power of the ramen, and they will then, and possibly only than, understand the error of their ways
and besides, lol the right wing weirdos need to relax dontcha think?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my! oh I cracked up at that.
Not one person who has insulted the great FSM has been careful in doing so.
OHHHHHH MAN!
(continues laughing for hours)
Owen G
dont worry, think of it as a spambot attack. Someone finds this site while researching thier God on t’interweb, (which has more than subtle spagettiesque undertones) and then is forced to rush off to thier favorite forums and explain how shocking this site is, mocking people beliefs. This causes an uprising in the ranks who feel they must go explain the error of our ways in trusting in a false god.
I just dont trust people with big books that tell them how to live, especially when they only chose to live by some of them.
Thou shall not kill*.
* (Unless they dont believe in our God)
You’ve got to be kidding me if you believe your god created this earth. This planet belongs to the believes of FSM and we shall inherit the earth.
….When you do, will you sublet some of it to me? Please?!? XD Seriously, though…There’s been so much in the news about religious fanaticism in governments that it’s just NICE to see a site like this. (That it can exist, that people aren’t scared about yelling their viewpoints out, etc., etc., etc.) I neither agree nor disagree; I just find it all very, very amusing, and more than a little reassuring. Thanks! *grin*
Where was I when this whole thing started??? This is awesome! I will never look at a noodle the same way again…Ramen!
I am a Christian and I say that you, by your devotion to FSM, you will be saved.
And now for something completely different: ziggy ziggy whoooooooooooooooooooooonoodlessssssssssss/\p3|\|@g3 with the bazooka that shoots chainsaws that are on fire.
To The RkticFox
Are you able to prove to me that “god” created everything?
It’s a JOKE you moron.
I too, would like to see your *premises*.
Is it the humble garden studio apartment of an ascetic,
or maybe the glorious cathedral of a religion that really knows how to prove itself through, say, the biblically-sanctioned potential of slave labor?
I can only wonder…
It’s not a joke you moron. I suppose evolution is a joke and God is a joke? Nothing is funny, especially when it comes to pasta.
“praying that you change” oh thats hilarious!! you christian people are rediculous.
What the heck?
How dare you question the existance of the lord o noodles, if you repent now he may forgive you for a life of ignorance