You have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m praying to Jewdas, the mighty god of the Jews, that your head explodes.
And praying that one day my penis will outgrow my jew-nose so I can have my Barmitsfa.
13 Years doesn’t cut it anymore.
Please don’t pray for us. It would be a waste of your time as well as “god’s.”
Like ALL religions this has NO LOGIC.It doesnt need any If we follow the rules of the other religions it doesnt need to be proved because the answer to every question is THIS:OUR GOD ____________ (fill in the blank, jesus, budda, alhah, aphodite, easterbunny, FSM or whatever) created everything that exist.Thats our proof!!Sound a bit like the 3 abrahamic religions to you???
May i be embraced with the love of his noodly appendeges for all of eternity……..RAmen
Time and time and time again those of us that use logic and reason to uderstand and attempt to better handle our existence run into the proverbial brick wall known as religion. It seems that there are those of us that don’t need any kind of reason and would prefer to take events that occured over 2000 years ago and were at best poorly recorded by those with a SPECIFIC agenda as the absoluete proof. Hell if i’m stuck dealing with these……(lacking the proper word to describe such people as the above listed) i might as well enjoy it. That is why i have converted the believeing in his noodly greatness. His noodly greatness has never started a crusade, been the purpose for a suicide attack, and is generally a nice kinda ….diety. So in conclusion why bother arguing with those that believe anything else from what i think (and the world was created 88 years ago and everything older then that is just made up to discredit my branch of belief, its in MY bible so it must be true….. so there you lose)
oh and PS Jill every time i eat spaghetti i know that i can physically transmute the noodles and sauce into part of the actual noodly godliness of the wonderful one himself. Thus partaking in the holy sacrament of the blessed one him/her/itself. Thats why i love spaghetii so much its the real food of gods.
STFU Hinderrob. Nobody cares. There is ONE and only ONE true god. and that is the flying spaghetti monster.
Peace be with ye scurvey seadogs.
Ramen.
HELLO…Henderbob is: Bobby Henderson (our prophet)Who placed these messages in the hate mail section
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RAmen
isn’t believing in something such as the fsm just the same as believingin any other god… you can not say that the FSM didn’t create and ordaine life from before there was anything because you yourself have no proof of if this is true or false, just like the all mighty being people call “god” he could have been the creater of everything… or he could just be made up. YOU DON’T KNOW. if you would like to debate this topic email me at torch_09@hotmail.com these kinds of things are always fun, and remember…. you know nothings.
Maybe “God” is blasphemy of FSM!
Well, if nothing else this is good for a “harty har har”, i have found that people take life too seriously when it come to religion… and most other topics as well, a joke is a joke and “God” would understand completely. And to comment on the real subject behind all of this, I say: if you want your child to learn a religious veiwpoint on our exsistence, sent them to a private, religious school. Religion has no place in the public school system (when we are speaking of the curriculum)
“What is of this God,” asked Gregor Mendal, to no one in particular, “If I can modify these pea plants as my own?” The FSM was right behind him, modifying Gregor’s data as to see it be correct. As he was tending to his plants, one day, Gregor noticed a mysterious Oversized Meatball at the base of his plant. He analyzed this, and noticed that it had Plenty of Nutrients and Minerals his plants found good. He could not account for the Meatball, even asking his chef, and was forced to ignore it as to meet Science’s demands. He stood before His God, “My God, what is of these Balls of Delicious Meat, standing at the base of my plants?” To which, the Pastafari replied, (in his best God Voice), “My son, that is but my own poop. We dieties poop too, but only after consuming loads of experiment-skewing data.” Gregor was confused, and His God was unvealed unto Gregor’s Self. “Just as I had put mine own meatballs in your garden,” said FSM, “I too, have put your God on this earth. He is but an illusion, like in Las Vegas magic acts.” Gregor was still confused, and went to his grave, a scientist.
i can’t quite comprehend myself how you can trust an ancient text that says some dude created something out of nothing, god isnt anything, nobody knows who he is, the FSM has a distinct personality and is very active. whereas your “god” is just a pre-determined phycological belief that you think is the truth because you havnt been properly educated, i blame this on your parents. i hope the FSM will forgive them
Just like I said in another post: The TRUE GOD is THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. Until you realize the TRUTH you will not be blessed. I’ll pray for your souls.
Mike, Thor (Tor) is not the true god for a viking, it would be quite a list for you to mention them all, but Odin (Oden) should be mentioned first.
Vikings seldom pray, isnt killing someone better? Or shag someone? Thar’s more like it. More viking style.
Wierd, Christians worship a guy who has multiple personalities (father, son and holy spirit) and kill people by looking at them as the same time as he can wrestle with some people and don’t kill them, and has random tantrums and doesnt like humans learning things… And they think FSM is silly? I mean, he may be made from pasta and meatballs, but he isnt neurotic.
FSM (or Norse, for that matter) sounds like excellent choices.
Cyberatog,
But, THOR, GOD OF THUNDER, sounds much cooler than Odin. So, I’ll stick with Him.
But there IS recent proof that His Noodlieness is active in our world! Joone was touched by His Noodley Appendage and inspired to write and produce the adult Pirate movie, which, in turn, will inspire many others (through the creative use of comedy and gratuitous sex) to become Pirates! Thus ending global warming! (Plus it’s fun to watch.) I ask you, Henderbob, what has your God done for you lately? Also, a warning to the non-believers! Dr. Atkins was struck down for spreading his blasphemous anti-Pasta propaganda. It’s like my mama always said, “If you don’t have something nice to say… I will defeat you with my astounding wit!” (Maybe my mom didn’t say that, exactly, but she did say something, of that I am certain.) As devout Pastafarians, my fellow worshippers and I get together periodically and watch this Pirate movie to hear His word, and then wrestle in giant tubs of spagetti, to make ourselves in His likeness. You should try it. Trust me, it’s much better than being dunked backwards into a kiddie pool and getting “saved” with no trained lifeguard on duty.
I may be a Heretic, but I know blasphemy when I see it! How do you know that the FSM did not create the Universe? Exactly, you don’t! You weren’t there, only the midgit was!
RAmen.
Oh my goodness, Henderbob, I am sorry for having used your name in vain. Please replace my reference to Henderbob in my comment with “Anonymous Sender of Evil Hate Mail.” That is all. Arr.
You have GOT to be kidding ME. Seriously now, I have to ask is because I truly wonder how YOU can conclude that ‘God’ created and ordained life from before there was anything.
You replace the ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’ with whatever deity you worship, and you will have things pretty much parallel. How is this an inaccuracy? After all, God is NOT a name. It is a title. Flying Spaghetti Monster is the name of the deity that the Pastafarianists. Do you even know the name of your God? I know it. I will not tell you the name of your God because YOU should know it on your own like a good little peon. But I will give you a hint, his name is not God.
How are there any blasphemies being committed? Do you even know what a blasphemy is? I doubt that you do.
I know what it means….write you name across the sky
oh shit I can’t you are with another guy
spaghetti monster
killing four
done sang me how many songs
and yet one more?
I am Barbara Stresiand
I am Celine Dione
I am lots of singers
and the chosen one
Why does he love me
When he is never there?
He writes a friggin song
To me out some where
I dare call him romantic
I do call him a cuss
He makes me angry
And I raise a fuss
I am spaghetti monster
I guess I always knew
When I say goodbye
I meant it too