You have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Bwaaaaa… hahahaha… Bwa hahaha ha ha ha…
Oh, make it stop…
i’m gonna pee!
Bwaaaaa… hahahaha… Bwa hahaha ha ha ha…
I like that one island religiion where babies are sacred and can’t touch the ground til they’r elike 6 months old. the regular religions are so year 2000.
i think ur a fvcking moron henderob…
Frankling, at least he can spell well.
Oh henderob, you make me giggle, and want to kill you at the same time. You should pray that HE forgives you.
The church, there be monsters. Here be The Monster of all that is great. Worship his noodley appendage maties.
What is a religion but a way of dealing with things you don’t understand? To relieve stress and give meaning to life? I, Beta Komplx, now worship The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as my chief, prime religion in my life. Argh.
P.S. i have been a pirate for quite some time and have found this religion to cater my needs the best. I convert, not in spite of others, but for myself and my keelhaulin’ ways.
Uhhh your god is nothing but some giant invisible..THING! you don’t even know if its a many or woman, yes it says you were built in it’s image but hey! You guys just might be his paccasos! So for all that you know a large almighty mass of noodles two meatballs and eyes created exsitance >w
befused you may be matey, for if you mock the noodly appendage you may find uurself in a mess when you be in a postition for askin his help. Nah..I don’t right think you care, but you mockers of our religion think urselves smarter than paint always preachin open-mindness and tolerance, yet when it comes to our beliefs you draw the cutlass!! ARGGG! May he touch yer ‘eart!
Why can’t everyone just wake up , do the job your good at , go home at the end of the day , and STFU !!!!!!!
Avast me maties, tis only a matter of time before the son of the great spaghetti monster arrives in the form of a vegetarian canneloni to show the way.
What slays me is that this Fundamentalist Cretins don’t even realize how stupid they sound trying to “preach” to us. If they truly understood “Pastafarianism” they’d realize that such arguments are an absolute waste of time.
alright, lemmie tell you something. Pastafarianism is very similar to christianity. One god created the universe. They made a big forrest. They created man. So i dont see how a religion made up by an out of work physics man is any different from a religion made up by a woman who was mysteriously pregnant and had to make up a reason as to why her husband is not the father.
I have three testicles
Actually that’s not exactly correct, the word I should have used is Testes as Testicles is not in fact a real word.
Thanks for sharing the miracles of our genetics, CDC.
You’re kidding… right? So you belive spagetti and meatballs created the universe. You believe food created the deep blue seas, skys, and human beings? Whats next, Dog crap creating the Earth? All this is is an act of boredom, just like Darwin. He believed an explosion created the Earth, let me ask you something, when has an explosion created anything, never it destroys things. Who ever came up with this idea, I pray God will show mercy on you when you stand before his throne.
And may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage Jill, because you obviously have not eyes to see and ears to hear. Go in Peace. RAmen.
My point was that the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster did decree that I should have 3 testes. It does not make me more of a man than those with two it was just a show of his power that he can control and manipulate the pastaverse at will. I just wish he had given me a bigger Noodly Appendage.