September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.
I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.
Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.
You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.
-bobby
As a Flying Spaghetti Monsterist, I felt it was my duty to spread the piratey message, especially on this most sacred of days. We’ve formed a small raiding party in school to re-enact the traditions of our forefathers. Also, pillaging is fun.
Yours in pasta,
Daniel. (Cap’n Gorilocks)
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Note: Yaarage has reached unprecedented proportions, as have pirate songs.
Yaar!
I’ll post a roster of people who I’ve introduced the Pirate-Global Warming theory too. My friend Dom (Pirate Lazybones)has come up with a particularly logical solution:
If we bring back pirates, they’ll need pirate ships. As pirate ships make less pollution than other modern forms of travel, as more people become pirates there will be less pollution, and the rate of increase of global warming will decrease! It’s pirate-tastic!
Yours in pasta,
Cap’n Gorilocks and Pirate Lazybones.
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I be Harry, from Australia matey. We be having cold weather today, unlike yesterday which be 30 degrees celsius, today be only 21 degrees celcius and rain. Thank ye pirates for the cold weather me says. We and me maties went to school in pirate clothes today to show the true piratey spirit. It be a pity that we be going to a Christian school, and we be getting detentions for it.
Arrr, from ye FSMist Harry Becher
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Aargh!! Pieces of eight, tis working me hearties, I be in Durban well known for the heat and humidity (even beyond the red light districts) – and today it be cool and breeeeezy – so thanks be to ye and our glorious FSM
(Millions of blue billious blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon it be more like a gale truth be told – but as a pirate the truth shall never pass these lips aaargh)
Wind 45 kph, Temp 19 C, Humidity – not much
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Yarrgh! The scurvy bilge-rats of South Australia be pulling their share, says I!
It were a great, grand morn of 26C, yet a few hours later a chilly 14.7C.
And whilst seeking refuge from the rain, the tavern’s daily special was
Lasagne.
RAmen ye mateys, surely a fine day’s swashbuckling, and the fields of
Fiddlers Green be awash with Ale from the volcano. Yaaaaargh!
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Avast ye! Piratey madness ensues in the merry depths of C-Block at me college, me hearties! Avassttt ye! Merry pillaging all. Piratey-ness to all.
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Anec… ane..? That be some o’ yer land lubber talk? I had the night watch this past eve. I be wearin me eye patch o’ course. Great Neptune’s Nipples, but it were a might colder in the mornin’ than the eve afore! How that be for yer proof?
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Yaargh Me Hearties!
This be me favourite day of the year it be! People that no not of FSMism celebrate our religion with us whilst noing it not, they do! I shall spend the day at work answering the phone with a good “AVAST YE MATEY! DECLARE YERSELF OR I’LL RUN YA THROU WITH ME PAPERMATEY! TIM THE CABIN BOY BE A SPEAKIN! HOW CAN I PILAGE YE?!”
I wanna know how long I can go before someone actually responds in a piarate voice!
Anyway, may the FSM be with you!
Tim The Cabin Boy
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Arrrrr,
Shiver me meatballs.16 cannolies on a dead mans chest.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Vino.
Stuck in Davy Jone’s locker,
Cap’n Chumscrubber
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TRACKBACK
http://www.whistleblog.net/2006/09/18/pastafari/
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Yar! I be new tho the pastafarian faith, but I’ve already got three converts, and thirty-odd bilge rats to join us on this day!
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Yarrghh! Oi be from Australia too & Oi can vouch for the fellow Aussie poirate above that today were definitely a few degrees colder than recent days. Arrrgghh! Oi feels me timbers shivering as Oi be speakin’ these words.
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BTW:
1. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
2. Fifteen men of the whole ship’s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
3. Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers’ glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
4. Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev’ry man jack could ha’ sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
5. More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
‘Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin’ maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
6. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Yaaarr!
I be educatin’ new converts in the delights o’ the noodly appendage.
Ye can’t argue with science – the correlation is clear. Does Al Gore know a pirate-shortage is to blame? ‘E must be told.
Sanity ahoy!
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Arrrgghhh. Just got back from swabbin’ the poop deck. Tis as cold as a witched teat hear in pennsylvania. Calling for snow possible later in the week.
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Ahoy Matey! I be Capain McFeather The Third! For all yee landlubbers I come barin’ help so that you be the best Swashbucklin’, Buccanneer, ever to be sailin’ the grand, mighty sea!
http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/
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Global warming must be goin’ down today me maties….
I be havin’ my fan on all mornin’ and it be chillin’ as a mermaid’s titty in the cabin.
YAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
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Aye Cap’ains! Just had me first phone call where another pirate was on the other end!
YYYAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Tim the Cabin Boy
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Living in Texas the average temperature is about 87 degrees (F). While waking up this morning dressing in my usual pirate atire and deciding which eye I should wear my eye patch on, I noticed an unusal drop in temprature outside. Cheaking my gage to note if any piarte movement is about, to my delight It read 66. Thank you to all Pastafarians who care about the Pirate civilization, and global warming.
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Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England.
Yesterday it was hot and humid, today it is much colder. Co-incidence – I don’t think so.
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Unseasonable Cold front coming through in Sunny Fla., what more proof could one ask for? Thanks, your noodliness!
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ARRR! Here in the fine pirate port of Washington, DC., we be fillin’ our newly installed air conditioners with fine cool spirits today – and turnin’ them on for the first time! Our new data center will be colder than Davy Jones’ locker by sunset! All praise to his noodliness fer arranging to deliver the booty today, months in advance! True evidence of his power an’ omnicience!
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GAAAAAARRR me hearties!!! It be an unseasonably chilly 18 degrees here in Plymouth today, where before the mercury was boiling in the very thermometers! Yaargh! I have woken all my landlubbing shipmates this morning with a rousing chorus of shouting, pillaging and sword waving in the hope that the world will be a better (and cooler) place for it!
Avast me hearties!! May the winds blow ye where the treasure be
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Aye, ’tis powerful cool here today. Shiver my soul if sou’west Louisiana don’t need more pirates.
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Aye! Florida’s a might chilly t’is mornin’, but alas, the day is young and I’m rather sure the pirattitude shall be stronger in the evenin’ when we’re full of grog and noodles. RAmen!
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Nyarrr!! Central Texas be colder than dead pirate’s bum this mornin’, I tell ye.. Bring those ships in tae the Gulf, ye scalawags! We’ll get some real weather down ‘ere yet.. All hail his piratey noodliness!
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It is freezing cold in the Pirate Bastion of Kansas City, MO today. The low this morning was 45 F, and the high is expected to be 67 F. THE AVERAGES FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR ARE TEN DEGREES HIGHER!
Bobby Henderson and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are saving the planet by spreading the Evangelical Pirate Message! Thanks, Bobby!
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‘Tis freezing the brass balls cold in the Pirate Bastion of Kansas City, MO today, arrr. The low this morning was a frigid 45 F, and the high is expected to be 67 F. THE AVERAGES FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR ARE TEN DEGREES HIGHER!
Yea, verily, Bobby Henderson and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are saving the planet by spreading the Evangelical Pirate Message!
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It is my duty to inform all of you participating in this piratey nonsense of the facts. Today in Arkansas where I live, it was 57 degrees F. A few days ago, it was in the upper 80’s. If you pirates don’t stop carrying on and pillaging and plundering, you might just start another Ice Age. You pirates won’t have anywhere to sail if the oceans freeze up. I implore you, stop the pirattitude before it gets too cold.
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If ye likes to talk with yer shipmates and landlubbers using Skype, ye can reduce global warming and get a Pirate language version of it from this link: http://share.skype.com/sites/en/2006/09/arrrrrrrr_ye_skype_talk_like_a.html
Raise the mizzen!
Arrrrrrrrrrrr…..
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Ahoy! Would this fine day be a true pastafarian holiday?
We intends to petition the captain for floating-holiday time
to frolick in this very unseasonable coolness!
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YARRR! Me timbers be shiv’rin! When the great sun be showin’ just week last, the heat were reachin’ 100 or more, here in Dallas. Today, with the onset of mighty piratage, the breeze be bringing the sweet, sweet 60s and 70s to me dry pate! Avast, keep buckling the swash, mateys! I wonder how many customers will understand the importance of me piratey talk when they call for troubleshooting on their enchanted talk-boxes (powered by His Noodliness Himself). Hold your tongue, bo’s’n! I’m not proselytizing, only preaching the truth!
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Tis a fine day indeed! Today I be dressed in the spirit of the day and confusing all me coworkers with my scurvy pirate talk! The breeze blowing and the temperature be droppin. Ayy it be fine weather for setting sails today.
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Yaaaar! There be so many pirates comin’ out the woodwork round here I’ve had to skin me best cabin boy and turn him into pair of long Johns!
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Aye, as a new pastafarian it was me great joy to find that the 19th of September is talk like a pirate day, because it is also me birthday, y’arr. At me party tonite I will be making pirates of all me friends and make the world cooler even fer the yellow bellied land lubbers.
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Total no. of people converted today: 5, with the message spread to many others. I can’t vouch for a major temperature drop on account of being too busy pirating to notice, but there was a mighty chilly breeze around.
~Cap’n Gorilocks
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Ahoy! from the IT and Accounting Depts in Southern Cali
And its a stiff bit colder here today as well
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Arr! Here in Calgary (Canada) ’tis foggy and grey, only a degree or so above freezing. The condensation fogged up the mirror on my pirate helmet as I rowed my bicycle to work with the oar-locks muffled and the scuppers flizzin’ afore the giblets. Now methinks I oughtn’t ‘a worn my pink shirt this morning. Arrr!
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Arrr! Me hearties! I be first mate of the good ship o’ pirates, The Stansted Pig, and we all be mighty pleased t’ shiverrr ya timberrs…
We haven’t had much time for a’pillagin’ or a’rapin’… We be guilty of a little too much drinkin’ o’ the grog!!
Ho ho ho…
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fair weather and clear sailin’ ahead in augusta, ga. me thinks me found a small beer volcano. can’t even imagine tha biggun’.
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Arrrggghhh it be a cold day here in Missouri. I’ve posted proof on me blog – a 14 degree drop in the low temperature from yestARRRday, and a 9 degree drop for the high.
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I just added caching. hopefully things will be a little faster.
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Here in Oklahoma, it do be much colder than it should. May I rot in Davy Jones’ locker if it do not. Praise be to Our Noodly Master, for he did see fit to take mercy on us.
(Apparently pirates are actually Illianers. Curious.)
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Ye Poste Scripte:
Arrr… a thought on the weatherrrrr.
It’s ratherrr humid in central London… Arrr! Good piratin’ weatherrr!
Splice the mainbrace!
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Avast yer scurvy scupper dogs! The tide and the temper’ture have dropped on Talk Like a Pirate Day here in Baltimore, home of the privateers. Aye, I measured the temper’ture against the skin of me backhand, an’ it was noticeably colder than the FSM, which is proof that pirattitude can stop global warming. Aaarrr!
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Arrrr… I ain’t be seein a single pirate here in the port o’ Bristol, and it be as warm as ever. Proof, surely, of the causative link between pirates and temperature?
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Quite surely, matey. Yargh, the temperature of Akron be a chillin wind carried from her icey sea, it be the pirate dream! I be late for me classes, and the good teacher wench be castin us as landlubbers and makin us swap the deck for our tardies!
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YYYAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG to all!!
I almost froze me chumbucket this mornin’ scrapin the ice off me land-pirate ship. Not to worry, though, as I will be a’hosting a pasta feast tonight with enough grog and rum to warm even the coldest heart. I be thinkin’ that the cabin boys will be extra busy swabbin’ the deck and cleanin’ the scuppers in many pirate hangouts.
Enjoy this fine day, mates!
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Avast ye me hearties, this be puffy from Rhodes University in South Africa, us loyal pastafarians of the Rhodes University Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster have been out and about all day around campus handing out flyers and winning converts (obviously dressed in full pirate regalia so as to please His Noodliness) I hope His Noodliness will see fit to touch us much with His Noodly Appendage. And further proof (as if it were needed) was shown to us today with the temperature being incredibly cold for a day in spring, obviously due to all the pirates around the world today. We shall be partaking of the Holy Dish tonight, which is of course Spaghetti and Meatballs.
May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Puffy
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YARRR, it be a cold day in hell, mateys! By “Hell” I mean the lubberous land of Phoenix Arizona, where temperatures are takin’ a turn for the unseasonably cool and ye old national weather service is predicting an “early autumn and winter” for us.
Yarrr harrr!
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Ahoy Mateys!
I am a telecomm technician who, for reasons that don’t need exploring at this juncture, has a homemade sock monkey who rides shotgun with me. His name is Corky, and as we’re driving around, we’re both wearing bandanas. I’ve also changed my company voicemail to begin with a “YARRRRR!” and wish everyone a happy Int’l Talk Like a Pirate Day. I could very possibly get fired for this, but if anyone tries to screw me, I’m gonna sue for religious discrimination.
RAmen,
Paul
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YARRRRR
I mean, BRRRRRRRRRRR! Here in New York City, which has a fine harbor for pillagin’ if not for the massive security, the temperature was comfortable this mornin’ only to have it become cloudy n’ rainy n’ cold by two in the post noon, says I! All the world leaders in town were all touched by His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen
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By merely uttering “Avast ye scurvy dog” in one e-mail today, I have brought down the temperature in Tampa from a steamy 90 to a brisk…88. Can there be any more convincing evidence that More Pirates = Lower Temperatures? And that we are all touched by His Noodly Appendage?!?
Toodles and Noodles
Mark
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Arrrgh! Avast, we landlocked midwest pirates ‘ave heaved to and dropped the temperature 27 degrees since Sunday. Let’s see the that there Pope do that! Let’s all raise a mug ‘o grog to the mighty FSM for ‘is blessin’.
Yaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhh!!!
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Arrr! I be bringin’ some anecdotal evidence for the relation between pirates an’ global temperature. This mornin’ dawned warm an’ humid here in Virginia, but since me mateys ‘n’ me we’ve been talkin’ like pirates this afternoon, methinks I detect a bit o’ chill in the air at the office. So like many Christians o’ my acquaintance, I cannot offer a shred o’ proof, but I don’t be needin’ any – I’ve had me own personal experience o’ pirate-induced coolin’. Avast, me hearties! An’ cursed be the scurvy knave who says any diferent!
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Arr, tis being 77 of the Farenheit degrees here in Marietta. Yesterday t’were 84. A hot day if ever there was one ou’er the tropics. T’day we be findin it brisk and a fine weather for piratin’! ARR!
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AAARRR – Who stole my RUM?!?! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster hunt you down for this atrocity
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Avast, me hearties and Yo! Ho! from the landlocked city of Atlanta where temperatures plunged like a servin’ wench’s neckline from a high of 85 on Sept. 18 to a balmy 75 today.
Global warmin’, says you? I smell a change in the wind says I.
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Yarr, thar be a cold gust blowin’ in from the north in little old Ellensburg Washington. Avast! It’s workin’.
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Avast, the server room be icy this day! With such pirate-speak aboard today, what other explanation could there be?
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Avast, me hearties! We are all talkin’ like pirates today at the library where I work. Doin’ our part to lower the global temperature and give honor to his Noodly Self.
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Avest! Me Harties! There be a cold spell and a bit of fog off a’ da coast of New Amsterdam (New York, for ye Landlubbers)
May you all be touched by his noodlie appendage, off for a bit of sport. The Wenches are about to get a taste of my Noodlie Appendage after some well deserved grog.
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pirate talk HOWTO
http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov&QT=true
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To help with global warming, I lift up one leg behind me like a peg leg when I pee, I feel pastafolicious when I do this
all hail his holy noodleyness power
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Yar! I spread news of the holiday over the internet and have been telling people at school all day. I even cursed the scurvy landlubbers that cut me off on the freeway in pirate talk. Here in Detroit, we have a fair sailin’ wind and temperatures that make me shiver my timbers.
Incidentally, my school’s logo is a sail.
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I hate to rain on your parade but it was 83 degrees today. Unusually high for this season, though, I must add in, it was 87 degrees yesterday so there was a noticeable drop. However, our average temperature for this time is around 70 degrees. Scientists are telling us this is due to a shift in the winds so as the wind now comes from the eastern deserts instead of from the ocean to the west (What they’re calling a “Santa Anaâ€). I postulate that San Diego is just not involved enough in talk like a pirate day or we would be seeing drastically lower temperatures. I urge you all to please talk like a pirate. You are making Him angry and he is punishing San Diego with high temperatures. I sincerely apologize for not talking like a pirate myself in this message, but I feel my point will be more accepted by the general public if I refrain from talking like a pirate. Argg, fight global warming. Pillage and plunder!
Eric
San Diego
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Arrrr! Piratitude began early in the Midwest, with discussions of changing work uniforms to those of pirates…althogh we be a might afeared of landlubbers reactions hurtin’ the business. But within minutes of sich a proposal, temperatures plummetted…and now Chicago be havin’ a high of 62…
RAmen!
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Avast, me hearties, here in the capital of the New World- Washington, DC- I fear it is not as cold as it might be. With the all scurvy pirates in the Capitol, the heat they generate has raised the temperature. May his noodly appendage touch their blackdog hearts on this holiest of days. Raise a bottle of rum to the FSM.
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I share with ye, my pirate bretherin of the FSM, a bit of a conversation I had with me First Mate.
me: When yer mascot be a goat, matey, a single mast be right an’ proper says I. Much more ‘d be too much fer the bleatin’ bugger.
Matey: L I be most grateful at the moment that I be finished with me last bit o’ grog not less than a minute ago. Else I’d be wasting the tea that I brewed. (It must have slipped me mind to mention that me mum gave me a teapot to use while I’m away from me hearth and home)
Me: Tis no small task, t’ fire the nasal cannons o’ the likes of you. Har har.
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Today in Scottsdale Arizona the typical high is 98 degrees however for some ‘unexplained’ reason today the high is only 92. (src. weather.com)
This to me, a pastafarian, is undeniable proof that the increased pirate activity on this fine day are helping reduce global warming.
Cheers,
Ben
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Yarr! Today be about 65-45 in Cincinnati Ohio. This be much colder than yesterday, which be around 75-54.
The FSM was happy today.
RAmen
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me an me firs mate are grrrrrreatful to the almighty FSM for the snow today in philadelphia. it was 86 yesterday and now there be sevaarrrral inches a’ snow.
praise be the noodly
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it’d freeze the balls off a brass monkey in glasgow
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Today I was walking around when I felt a sudden chill. I never have felt cold in this hellaciously (spelling is sort of a hit or miss thing for me) hot city known as atlanta. Then I noticed a girl walking by in pirate attire. To be honest, given her hotness, the fact that she was a pirate is the only possible explanation of how cold it felt around her.
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Yaarg, me maties! Today be a mere 60 degrees here in this land bound village of Martinsville, whreas yestereve was a balmy 75-80. Much thanks to all ye pirates, as today was the dreaded Istep in sweltering classrooms. Alas, the dreaded captain Heacock prevents us from wearing eyepathes and hats. We’ll make him walk the plank yet! Raamen and Pillaging to all!
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Hear tell there’s goin’ be a Nor’Easter up here in New Hampshah. AAAArrrrrgh. Time I be putting away me summerin’ clothes and readyin’ up for Old Man Wintah.
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ARRR! Tis a mildy norrrmal day in the Centrrrral Massachuesetts area! However the news does predict an unsavvy drrrrop of tempaturrrre in the next few days! Seems the FSM is pleased is the efforts to honorrrrr His chosen people, ay.
RRRRRaaaamen
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Och, we be in for a blow, methinks. On me brig, ’tis se’en degrees cooler at this time than a’last high tide’.
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I`d like t’ report that th’ temperature here in Buffalo, New York be much cooler today than last high tide’.
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Arrrrgh, mateys! The standin’s be at low 50’s in Or’gon. Th’last week, it’s been mid-70’s. Several piratey-garbed wenches be paradin’ about the town.
Me and a fellow Pastafarian proudly displayed our piratey charms about our school.
RAmen, and good pillagin’ to ye!
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before class, my friends and i exchanged our favorite pirate phrases in the hallway to the suprised stares and muted gasps of those non-beleivers around us. the world needs to be more understanding of pirate lingo. we are trying to get “Pirate” to be one of the languages taught in our foreign language department.
pirates are people too.
YAAAR! (Peace).
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Yar, it be 20 degrees cooler in the isle of indiana, mateys.
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I OFFERS YE PROOF WE PIRATES BE TA BLAME OURSEL’S FER THESE COLD WEATHERS COME THROUGH:
hello RetroJ
AHOY MATEY
IT BE A COLD DAY, NO?
it has not been that bad
BUT UNSEASONABLY COLD, NO?
no it was nice for me i had shorts on today
TWAS RIGHT CHILLY SAYS I. CHILLIER ‘AN THIS OLD PEGLEG’S SEEN IN MANY A DAY!
but i also work in temps of below 32 all day so anything warmer then that feels nice to me
ARR! T’BE TRUE THEN!
yepper
METHINKS THE RISE IN PIRATES ON THIS HOLIEST DAY BE THE CAUSE OF’T. AGREED BE?
lol
YARRR WE’LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
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Hello from Connecticut! It does feel pretty cool here right now, but balmy (great word, right???). I wanted to report some pirate-activity here today. At my daughter’s elementary school they celebrated “Talk Like a Pirate Day” by having the kids talk like pirates and make pirate swords and eye patches. It was very cute and my 5-year old has been saying “Argh” all evening! :-) On a side note, I am a high school biology teacher and I would NEVER work in a school that even hinted at having me teach anything about ID. I am more Darwinism than FSMism but hey, this is my first day at the site so maybe there’s hope for me yet! — Kim
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Ahoy from a Cannuk land lubber. The temperature here one week ago was 32 degrees celcius (that there be 91 for most of ye)and tonight it be be goin’ down to 1 celcius (33.8). Keep up the great pillaging work. I think I need to move closer to an ocean. Arrrgh.
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Yeargh! It be downright chilly here in paradise. Praise be to His Noodly Greatness! We, the Well-tanned-Hawaiian-pirates-in-His-service, offer our Yeargh!
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It has been very unseasonably cold in Fayetteville, AR today. 65 degrees F today compared with around 80 for the usual average. Keep it up believers
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The temperatures were in the 70’s and 80’s all weekend and it was sunny, and then today it was rainy and only in the lower 50’s.
This seems like very conclusive data to me.
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Last night, here in southern Florida (on the south shore of Lake Ocheechobee) it dropped down to 72f last night. When I got up this mornig, it was so cold that I had to stick a finge up my ass and yell, “Snow Snake” just to get a piss hard on…felt like a true Pirate….
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Here in southern Onatrio, it is usually in the mid to low 20’s (celsius) in september, however, it has been unseasonably cold today, with a high of 17, and tomroow is supposed to be 13. It has been discussed that it may be from all the new pastafarians in my area, through spreading the word at my school
Argh!
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Bobby, I just thought I’d alert you–
I just had the most horrid experience on this most holy of days.
My son just came in from school in Salem, Oregon, and he
said a whole troop of pirates marched into his Spanish class,
dressed in piratey garb and “yarrrrrrghing” all over the place,
then began to discuss the “history” of Int’l Talk Like a Pirate
Day, saying it originatated in Haiti! of all places, never once
mentioned its relationship to global warming, and never even
MENTIONING the FSM! I’m in such a state of shock that not
one “Yarrrrrrgh!” can I utter!
Were you aware of this dangerous heresy? I have now
schooled him in the correct doctrine, but as a fellow
Pastafarian, can I sue the school for so defaming our
great religion? Shit, that’s almost like Intelligent Design–
Teach our kids falsely about FSMism without even saying
a word about Noodley Appendages, global warming, or beer
volcanos.
And HAITI? In your own state, dude. You oughta do
something about this before it gets outta hand.
Dot
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Ahoy Mateys! I went to school today wearing pirate clothes and the British Navy of religion, or the school, took me hat and bandana. I talked to the principal and she is going to tell the school board to check out the website and see if its a real religion. Oi, If it is, me and a few others will be able to wear out pirate clothing, every friday, and significantly, decrease the tempatures here in Kansas City Matey ;D
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AHOY MATEYS! Today I dressed in me pirate attire and the temperature felt a good bit cooler! ARGGG!,
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someone put posters all over my school.
no idea who though, i thought me and my friend were the only one who knew about FSM.
any more pirates and we might be lookign at beer volcano slushies.
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Remember, folks, it’s Pillage _then_ Burn. PILLAGE, _*THEN*_ BURN.
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Ahoy Mateys
Taday was coldarr then yastarrrrday (6C high instead of 13C high)
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Ahoy there!
It’s 68 F in NORTH CAROLINA with a low of 55 expected!
Tonight we’re watchin’ Cap’n Sparrow, and delightin’ in it.
I’ll share the recipe for the grog we be swillin;
2 c apple cider
1 whole allspice
5 grinds nutmeg
cinnamon stick
Boil it up, shut it off. Stir it with a wooden paddle. Pour in it a mug with a good helpin’ of Cap’n Morgans or other SPICED Rum!
Yo ho ho, it’s Captain Grog!
(and I’m usin’ a Jack Skellington mug in honor of his appearance as a pirate in James and the Giant Peach)
I am also MOST delighted to report that our FSM car stick-ons arrived today! I ordered them just one business day ago!! USPS has apparently been touched by his noodly appendage for the occasion!
arrrgh!
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Arr, I be Kevin, from Evansville, Indiana. It be real cold here today, a fact I blame only on the temporary rise of pirates on this, the most sacred of piratey days. Aye, avast!
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Arghh ! I be in Maryland and it be normal temp. But I contributed to the cause. Argh I wore an eyepatch an’ bandanna to school yet I had to take it off because it be,” distracting” the wench. Arghh
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It’s cold it’s cold it’s cold and yes it’s UNSEASONABLY cold in St Cloud, MN!
(mybtbhna)
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And on the nineteenth day of September shalt thou speak like unto the holy buccaneers to mourn the decline in pirates which is surely correlated to the rise of global warming. See the following holy chart…
On this holiest of days, declared by the prophet Dave Barry himself, may you be touched my His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
Please send all your Pastafarian prayers to brother Magus, who is on the University of Central Florida campus today to preach the starchy word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He will be distributing packages of the sacrament (beef and shrimp flavors) taped to which are passages from the Holy Book. May he make many converts who will surely someday bask with us in the shadow of the Beer Volcano and ogle with us the beauty created in the Stripper Factory of Paradise.
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We have drawn attention to the celebrations of this most wholly piratey day on the Sepia Mutiny blog. All that pirate talk on the blog today makes my piratey heart go all tingly.
I also have the report from Austin on local temperatures :
Sitting here in Austin, I notice that the temperature low today (60 degrees) is far below the lows for the next ten days. We believe that this is because of the response to our call for pirate dressing today. Such a phenomenon is not unique to Austin as can be clearlt seen from the comment left by many believers.
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Direct link :
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/003797.html#comment88019
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OH, and don’t forget to do this..
http://www.piratequiz.com/
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Avast! The winds be higher and the temperature be lowwer in port today in the Virgin Islands. The four o-clock rains were the strongist in 3 fortnights.
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Shiver me timbers. Its colder than a brass plated toilet in the middle of a howlin nor easter here in northern Nevada.
Got me hatches battend down tight and a good wench to keep me warm tonight.
Yarrrrr!
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Arrrgh, I ken Oi’m talkin’ loike a Pirate all day long, no matter what the funny looks them landlubbers give me!
Duke
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I BE HAVING WOODWORM IN ME LEG!
could ye al do me a favour and find meself a new pegleg?
ARGH!
HAIL LORD CROMDAR!
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hi, well yesterday, the 19th it was unusually cold, it was the first time in summer that people were sweatshirts. It was about in the 60’s in Austin Texas, and you actually felt the chilly air.
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Omaha, NE
9-19-06
Actuals 61°F 46°F —
Averages 76°F 52°F –
Records 97°F (1895) 31°F (1991) -
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It’s been a very hot summer here in Norway, but leading up to today we’ve seen a significant drop in temperature.
Strange.
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Yesterday the Captain and I celebrated in fine fair fashion. In addtion to much blogging in pirate-speak, as well as spreading the word about slowing Global Warming, I donned my pirate Hello Kitty bandana (Ahoy Kitty, if you will) and we walked down to the waterfront for some lunch. Then we bought some sex toys (because that’s the kind of pirates we are), and later rented Captain Blood and the Black Swan and got a pack of Pirates of the Spanish Main cards.
Temperature data for Portland Maine yesterday…Partly cloudy, slightly breezy; high 78.
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In Warren, MI on 9/19/2006 we experienced a high temperature 10 degrees lower than the historical average high temperature for that day. I believe that this is direct evidence linking temperature to pirate activity. On 9/18/2006 (the day before) it was 10 degrees warmer on par with the average for that time of year.
http://www.weather.com/weather/pastweather/48089?from=dailyAvg_topnav_undeclared
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With me coming from Germany, I really was in doubt if our holy master had deserted us, because he let the leader of the Christian Church (you know, that ol’ fella with the giant hat and the night robe) emerge right from our middle. But I am doubting no more, due to the recent events I am here to share with my fellow mateys right now.
As I sailed home from work yesterday it was still uncomfortably warm, and I really worried if all our actions and preparations for the “Talk like a pirate day” were just not enough to impress our master. I fell into bed and had no hope left for our world, for global warming would slowly lead us to certain doom.
But that night, His Noodliness spoke to me in my dream…
Still asleep, I suddenly felt more awake than ever before in my life, but I could tell neither place nor time. I immediatly was overwhelmed with the blessing and spiritual clearness emitting from his sheer presence. He then told me that he was very pleased with our efforts connected to this holy day, and that from now on to the end of the year, he will make the sun rise a little later every morning, and, in addition, he will send it off the sky a little earlier, what will be causing a significant temperature drop over the next months. For reasons I was told not to ask for, he also mentioned that this will first affect the northern region of our planet, while the southern region will get its turn after that.
Enlightened by his presence and inspired by his words, I am here to encourage all of you to continue on our ways, and to face any barriers caused by the ignorant wrath of some unbelievers with patience and compassion. Don’t be fooled by those who threaten our peace loving members with visions of places like ‘hell’, which only they know and care about.
BTW: I asked him while he doesn’t make use of his powers to take any actions against those kind of people, and he told me he was too busy listening to them and laughing his ass off.
Harr, my mateys…
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After a hearty meal of lasagna, I raided the freezer for something with which to chase the snackrement. Behold, the FSM touched it and rewarded my pillaging with a blast of cold air! Harharrrrrrrr, that be bitchen!
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By the Way… Did anyone see the Wife Swap episode on Monday 9/18? It featured a professional organize trading places with the wife of a family of pirates. Too bad they missed Talk Like a Pirate Day, but I guess the silly networks can’t go around changing their schedules to suit an important holiday like this one. Read a brief bio of the families here (http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap/episode/305/bio.html), if you’re interested. I didn’t realize that the Dad of the Pirate Family was one of the co-founders of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Go figure.
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The temperature has droped dramatically here (Northern Indiana). Two days ago it was almost 70 degrees fahrenheit (highest), whereas yesterday it was only 54 degrees fahrenheit(highest)! Now it’s back up to near 60 degrees. It’s good to know people are doing their part in diminishing globle warming.
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Gah, I missed TLAPD. But It has been unseasonably cold her in Vancouver Canada and rainy the last two days, and today it was freezzing and puring rain. Yeah, TLAPD was a success, we can see global warming reversing itself.
W00t!
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Avas, Mates! My own eyes did fall upon the show of this Ye Wife Swap, and found it to my liking. Garrr!!!!
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ok, yesterday i went to teotihuacan (google it[yes, i live in mexico]) early in the morning for a school practice, so i didn’t noticed that the talk-like-a-pirate-day was then, but one thing i know: teotihuacan is always hot, and yesterday it was cold and it even had wind! Coincidence? i don’t thingk so!…
Oh yes, i almost forgot: arrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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whoa.
I dressed like a pirate yesterday. :D People wanted to know what the heck I was doing.
Around noon, it got breezier, and then during the night it dropped below 40 F. Today it was 50!!!! When over the weekend it was 80! This is Ohio, btw.
O_o RAmen!!!
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Here in Washington, it’s been basically months since we’ve had any real rainfall. Look it up yourself.
The day after Talk Like a Pirate Day, we get more rain than we have in probably 2 months. Coincidence? I think not!
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In Louisiana, it is 119 degrees.
That’s cold here.
THANKS ME MATIES!
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Coolest temperature in Columbia, MO in over three months yesterday, then we rebounded today 10 degrees.
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I’m Sad to Say, the 19 was a regular day for me..
Because I’m a Pirate Everyday! Gyaaaaaar
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I think you’ve got it all wrong – there are, of course, more pirates today than ever before (please paddle you canoe up the Malacca Straits waving your family jewels and see the result)
This means that GLOBAL cooling IS A CORRELATED SCIENTIFIC FACTOID so please hang onto your winter willy warmers for the time being.
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It’s much cooler if you use Celsius like I do anyway. I mean 30 degs is a hot day.
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Yaar…I’ve lived in the Tampa Bay area (founded by pirate Jose Gaspar) for 20 years. Never have we been hit by a cold front to break our summer weather earlier than October. But…shiver me friggin’ timbers, a front moved through Tuesday night and yesterday, and we be chillin’. In your face, chreeestians. RAmen.
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On September 20th, Birmingham, Alabama experienced its lowest overnight temperature in over five months. Naturally, our timbers were shivering due the activities of “Talk Like a Pirate Day” the previous day. Once again our temperatures are rising. I think this provides all the evidence you need.
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Well i have for one live in Boston, and the 19th i did feel a dramatic decrease in temperature, and i thought to myself, “Captain Pete, this weather is odd, it was very warm the other day…” and in class today i went online and saw it was talk like a pirate day. Flying Spaghetti Monster is for real guys.
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I have been doing my part to stop global warming by downloading (and, indeed, uploading) pirated software on the net. It just happens to go along with the loose morals thing, too. Oh, and Ohio is cold lately! On the 18th it was 80 degrees, and it’s been steadily dropping to the 50s and 60s. I think we have done our part.
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I just wanted to let everyone know that pirates are back. I know on the surface it would appear piracy is at an all time low. However, a recent visit to the Internation Chamber of Commerce, has led me to believe otherwise. I advise everyone to visit their websit and see for themselves:
http://www.icc-ccs.org/prc/piracyreport.php
You’ll find that not only are Pirates running rampent in the south seas, but some of them have even gone back to their roots and are using swords, or long knives as the report states.
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er ya on the 19th in gainesville it got colder & there was rain, that whole previous week & days before was hot as hell & i have to admit it isnt so hot anymore, praise his noodly appendages
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On Tuesday I saw a man with a patch on his eye. True story. Now it’s cold even at night. There are no coincidences – only pirates. Pieces of eight!
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I would like to present data that the temperature in Washington, DC dropped considerably on Wednesday, September 20, 2006. I feel that the correlation between the 10 degree temperature drop and the incredible amount of pirate activity did not just cause a momentary dip, but is actually still effecting the climate. Perhaps increased pirate activity will be able to counteract global warming!
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PLEASE OHHH PLEASE STOP !!!!
STOP speaking like a pirate!!
The temperature here in Oakville, Ontario has dropped from 27 to 8 degrees in the last 2 days. I’m freezing my ass off on my motorbike. I LIKE global warming!
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Ahoy again
Well I’m sure that there has been conclusive evidence now that the lack of pirates really do cause global warming. As I stated on Tuesday, it was hellishly cold for spring, however since then its been back to normal and sweltering hot. Coincidence? I think not!
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AARRRRGH
Have ye noticed that the 3 months after September 19 are always much cooler than the 3 months before? Shiver me timbers!
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Video: Talk Like a Pirate.
http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov
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The night of the 19th it was exceptionally cold in Tallahassee, FL! Praise be!
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Over here at UC Davis, we did some pasta-based evangelizing in the Memorial Union. (Pretty much the central hub of UC Davis.) We converted quite a few Davis regulars to our faith, and even managed to find a whole bunch of people who were already aware of the FSM, but we only managed to offend +/- 4 people. Dang. Anyway, pics are at the site above. Here to our noodly master! RAmen. ~~
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i didn’t just talk like a pirate, i dressed like a pirate too. i even had a parrot.
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YAR! I were colder than a well digger’s ass hereabouts on the 19th.
raise a flagon to his noodlyness! He flys the skies! Arrgh me mateys, Keep yer eyes peeled or I’ll peel ‘em fer ya!
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Bobby,
This website has been up for over a year (I’m really not sure how old this is). You definately made your point: To protest the ludicracy and stupidity of Intelligent Design, and openly mock the Kansas School Board’s decision to back it, choosing misguided faith over science. But when you start to publish a bible based on the FSM and sponsor “Talk like a pirate day”, don’t you think that you’re taking this in the wrong direction? I did not read your bible yet, but I’m concerned that the original message is going to be lost in the parody of mocking religion.
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sorry, take out the last 3 words, “of mocking religion”
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i would like to say you are my hero and if this was a “real” church i would join and it would be the only church i would ever join in my life time. keep doing what your doing ok. dont let the haters get to you ok!
love,
savvylee
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ARGH me parrot always looking over my shoulder
What started out a tiny pebble turned into a boulder
Watch out cause what goes down goes down hard
Love, ha ha, in my own back yard?
Carly Simon and Cher and Cathie
The three c’s of your cheese
I know you do what you damn well please
And you came to my door, I owe you snow tires
But the guy said keep him away and his desires
So you know that is how it goes
Some one snows and some one blows.
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Michael McDonald and grape vine song
Boy, you are going to feel super wrong
I am not asking you just why
You want to be super fly
It has some thing to do with GOD
I am sure cold bod cold bod
Argh, you little snit
Argh, you big twit
We would argue back and forth
Give it hell for all it’s worth
What is wrong with you mister?
Did love rub you a love blister?
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Big shot
Entertainer
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attitude?
Like where can you put a lifetime of pain into one sentence but fuck you.
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Yeah, like I said, the religious stuff and the angry stuff turns her poetry into CRAP. That’s what happens when you get too carried away with emotion. And here, in these 2 pieces of work, we have examples of ALL 3 styles of bad poetry, which are, once again: sentimental, didactic, and rhetorical. Good job, honey, that must have taken some work.
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How do you talk like a pirate?
” yoho ho ho, a pirates life for me…” haha
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Yarrr, I h’rd dat Black Maria’s po’try … dat it sucks!
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Ye speak Yarrrr to me
an’ me spirit be warmed
noodly embrace
/
RAmen
//sÅŽsÅŽs\\
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Ahoy me mateys! I be a new convert to Pastafarian, i beleive naught but 2 days old! But Sept 19th be me birthday, so be it the will of His Noodly Appendage that i convert! Glad to be aboerd!
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PS
please excuse me typos, they’d be a right pain in the ass
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I’m interested in the pastafarianism, i would to join you. But, CAN I JOIN IF I DONT WEAR PIRATE CLOTHES?
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We’ve converted Jesus! All hail His Supreme Noodliness! RAmen.
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Maybe I’m missing something, but where were the findings reported?
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Greetings from Washington, D.C. I must say that this past weekend was indeed unexpectedly cold, ofcourse signaling a job well done for Pastafarians world-wide. However, since tuesday the temperature has been rising each day, along with increased humidity, i fear that this friday’s services will not be sufficient to save us from a hot and muggy doomsday. Therefore I would ask that all pastafarians spend this friday (today, I guess) being ESPECIALLY PIRATEISH so as to save our gloriously noodle-headed leader from suffering a warm-and-sticky fate.
-Keo Nade, worshiper.
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oh sorry, it’s only thursay. but you get the poin.
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Dear Bobby,
I would like to report back on Talk Like a Pirate Day in South Africa. I have to report an unseasonably hot day in the country but I do believe that the cause of this can be explained.
On the day concerned all believing Pastafarians called into a local radio station and did what we do best, talked like a pirate. There was much Aaaaring and oiing and you could feel the temperatures starting to drop for a while there. The event was disturbed by a gentleman who phoned and in response to talking like a Pirate said “Ish, Chiefs beat us again!†I do believe that the gentlemen concerned was referring to a recent soccer match between two local teams the Pirates and the Chiefs, in which the Pirates, quite rightly beat the Chiefs, again. The temperature began to rise. Obviously the gentleman concerned does not fully understand the gravity of Pastafarianism. I hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets him.
Noodley yours
Arrabiatta
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Jesus Christ Loves u guys.. Jesus Christ is all about Love Love and Love..He is merciful and forgiveavle and loveable. the purity of loving one another the same way God Loves us. I ask God to Enlighten u and make u believe in Him, in Jesus Christ. Amen! Let Jesus Come to ur heart and see how the beauty of the world will shine up in ur face.
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Go away christian. And start talking like a pirate
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Well, if Jesus is ‘merciful and forgiveavle and loveable’ as you say, then he’ll forgive us for not accepting him and I’ll be hanging with the (male)strippers in heaven in no time.
By the way, what is ‘forgiveavle’?
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I think it’s some kind of ale, but I don’t know why Christiane would be claiming Jesus is an alcoholic beverage. Wait a minute! Maybe she’s on to something!
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Jesus as an alcoholic beverage?………………Someone should market that.
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Intoxicating perhaps?
Fine as wine, perhaps?
OH pirate talk…
Shiver me timbers
here but mum is the word.
Gas and oil and warm thoughts.
ARRRRRRRRR
Everytime I think of you
But oh let’s just shoo shoo shoo
right along now
Cause ye be pirates and
have taken enough of my heart
There comes a time
when words to rhyme
kind of makes me think like
the ship never comes in
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The website http://www.knmi.nl/klimatologie/maand_en_seizoensoverzichten/maand_260_grafiek.html (website of the royal dutch meteorolocigal institute) shows tat indeed around september 19th 2006 an unexpected drop in temperature was recorded in the Netherlands!!
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put it at the top of my page
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Jesus IS an alcoholic beverage… here we go…. Flaming Blue Jesus: 1oz Bacardi rum (RUM!!! ARR!!!), 1/2 oz Soutern Comfort peach liqueur, 1/2 oz tequila; Screaming Purple Jesus:1 part Everclear alcohol, 4 parts Kool-Aid Grape mix (mix together and serve over ice); Jesus Jackhammer: 1oz Everclear, 1oz Bacardi rum (ARR!), 1oz vanilla vodka. Get some Bible-learnin’ this weekend guys!!!
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yea ya’ll are fags and this whole f***in thing is gay beyond reason i have an idea y don’t you all go play hind and go f*** yourself or better yet that flyin noddle fagot
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Jason, you twat. That’s all.
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that was stupid. what was s/he trying to say?
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Jason should be keelhauled, strung up from the yard arm and his bones consigned to Davy Jones’ locker. Yaar! Anne Bonney sails again!
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Ah.
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this day is better than christmas
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you guys are the coolest ever and my friend from another school is doing a report on you.WE are even from ohio and a surprising number of people know about your faith…you guys are rellly stupid though to believe there is sutch thing as a spaghetti monster.FAGS
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Anita Dick (funny name)- Yup. Fag, and proud.
Only someone stupid doesnt understand the concept of sarcasm. You.
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Aye scooter pie and my oh my. Nice time for a walk and lo and behold what do I see? A message in GREEN in front of me.
JESUS, I declare and fall in love again on the edge of a mountain trail and fall is a bad conotation my friends so is it turn around bright eyes and cast your eyes again? But you know villians can be heroes some times and you know that legends are made of vagabonds with woes and I cried heartedly at a TV show saying that’s how it goes. Aye, Cinderella and a dog named BOO dreams me had once. Later to be deshoveled.The killing four like a mad bull in a China shop me thinks and would love to wreck the relationship I have.
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Aye scooter pie and my oh my. Nice time for a walk and lo and behold what do I see? A message in GREEN in front of me.
JESUS, I declare and fall in love again on the edge of a mountain trail and fall is a bad conotation my friends so is it turn around bright eyes and cast your eyes again? But you know villians can be heroes some times and you know that legends are made of vagabonds with woes and I cried heartedly at a TV show saying that’s how it goes. Aye, Cinderella and a dog named BOO dreams me had once. Later to be deshoveled.The killing four like a mad bull in a China shop me thinks and would love to wreck the relationship I have.Break a glass.
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talk like a pirate day was my birthday
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Nyx you are very lucky to be blessed with your birth and the speaking of a pirate on the same day. And if I recall correctly, it was quite chilly that day, though pirate activity was higher, it was lower then it should have been because my school had a teacher inservice and I couldn’t spread the great pirate speak about. YARR!! RAmen.
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To hell with all of you, I’m a ninja!
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Tie me kangaroo down boys, tie me kangaroo down.
I am no ordinary bloke man
but just tie me kangaroo down.
Where does the wind come from man?
And why does it remind me of you?
I think too much perhaps, blue’s clue
I am just a blow me down Popeye
And Whimpy needs another hamburger fix
Add my last love song to the mix
Trembling shaking knees knocking
Three times knocking and ten
Only to remember when
I can’t find my second wind
Or someone to call my friend
It’s harpoon time, bloody sea
Crapping harpoon time damned money
Green peace and lacking harmony
She’s a killer queen
Attack by a laser beam
Green peace has she none
I tell her I am the only one
I don’t care about rhyme
Music tells the time
Truth, born of sinful man
Tells me I can’t when I know I can
It’s like twice the thought
Of what’s been wrought
She’s a killer queen
Green peace so mean
God, what a woman
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http://HiTechArt.com/cathie.html
She’s so mean, I don’t care,
I lover her eyes and her long blonde hair.
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Hello,
We are Jordan Bancroft-Smithe and Dustin Jentz, and we are starting a Pirate Club in our school in order to eradicate Global Warming. I, Jordan, found out about your site soon after you wrote it, and I showed it to my good Friend Dustin just last month. We decided that we are going to eliminate Global Warming and are wondering if we can use your site, gospel, and shirts for our group.
P.S. We are also wondering if we could get the T-shirts at a group discount price because there are going to be so many of us. Not too many of us want to spend $21 for a shirt.
P.P.S. We have just recently experienced a couple of anomalies in our area; our marching band was playing Pirates of the Caribbean and the day after our show was done, the average temperature went from 50 degrees to 80 degrees. Also, our Masquers group was doing a dance to techno Pirates, and as more people joined, the temperature also fell. That also ended Friday.
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The temperature has been consistently dropping in my neighborhood, as well, and that is because my husband and I are having a pirate party on Friday the 13th to help cool the planet… there should be about 50 or more pirates at my house and there will be Goonies, Pirates of the Caribbean, and, of course, Pirates (by Joone) on the tvs… expect a massive temperature drop in the greater Tampa Bay area.
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Marvellous debate, chaps, but has one ever pondered the question “How do pirates know they are pirates?” Well, they just arrrrrr!
Right then, back to One Eyed Willy’s for grog an’ wenches!
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I was born on September the 19th, TLAPD is part of who i am :D
i consider it part of my very nature to spread the word of the FSM to the unenlightened.
As further proof that i was brought into this world to spread the word of our great and noodly master, when i was born my mother shouted “YAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!”
While many contend this was because child birth hurts like a bitch, I say it was the FSM speaking through my mother, heralding the birth of a true pirate!
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stu we have the same birthday
RAmen
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YAGHH!
It is to be noted, that one of my good friends is also born on the 19th :D
Although he continually rubs it in that he was born at 1am and i didnt appear till 6am, How can i make him see that the time doesn’t matter, its all holy?
RAmen
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I have a newfound respect for the Australian band “The Wiggles” who must do a mighty job of reducing global warming every time they entertain the ankle-biters :)
RAmen
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Wiggles: Highest earning performers in Australia
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Wiggles: Wear skivvies (sort of long sleeved Tshirts) because it is always cool wherever they go.
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Wiggles: Have a guy in a pirate suit (Cpt. Feathersword)
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Anyone else see the correlation?
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Yarrrrrrr
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i love pirates they are cool. dont hate becuase you can be as cool as them
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i CELEBRATED but i live in australia and got confused and celebrated a day early. I did get everyone in my office to wear pirate patches though – it was great! aarghh!
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Really, to put it all in pespective, this life is about staying alive, is it not? How we live is another matter.
Maybe one that will go unresolved because of the ongoing saga of the haves and the have nots. Life is a struggle no matter what you do or say. In an instant, your life can be taken away. Accident, poison, what ever. So you’ve got today, what are you going to do with it?
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You know even trees shed leaves before winter. Odd isn’t it?
Like instinctively they know that snow can break them apart
and then what? It is farewell cold cruel world. Winter comes and who of us will be here come spring?
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OH NO!!!! NOT THE BLR!!!!
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RUN… RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Hey, BLR,
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Not all that odd. Two equally plausible explanations:
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1. The trees that wasted their energy over winter on leaves that got ravaged by crappy weather died a lot sooner than the ones that didn’t. We’re left with a world of trees that drop their leaves and live longer. (Darwinian selction, in a nutshell)
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2. The FSM gets cold in winter so he pulls down the leaves with His Noodly Appendages, partly because the extra activity keeps Him warm, partly because it gives Him something to style a fashionable winter coat out of, but mostly because it tricks us all into coming up with Explanation 1 (see above). Which makes Him laugh, and keeps Him warm. (Pastafarianism, in a lumache shell)
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I went to a pirate-themed party this weekend. It was heart-warming to see so many FSM-fearing queers like me dressed in pirate regalia and spreading the gospel. I truly felt as though I’d been touched by his noodly appendage.
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Yes, FSM is great!
If you click the link here (Danish Met), you’ll clearly
see a dramatic drop in temperature in my local area 19th September.
http://www.dmi.dk/dmi/vejrarkiv?region=6&year=2006&month=9
Pirates are great!
RAmen
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meetball me timbers
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ahoy frank hunner want some meetball me hearties with some gravy arggggggggggggggg
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arggh me hearties shiver me douglas with some gravy ahoy oh me eye patch has fallen off
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I think as far as anything piraty for today goes…I just drank alot and got into a sword fight with my roomate…gotta love the raping and pillaging tho
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I love Talk Like a Pirate Day. I actually had a little kid come up to me one September 19th and ask me if I was really a Pirate. I responded, “That I be, me hearty,” then he got a confused look on his face, and I knew he wanted to ask about 20 more questions. But he just walked away silently.
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Yarr i be dressed like a pirate at me school and evARRyone was confuzed. I even made clevARR puns like can you pass me my calculatARR and we have a test and cARRbohydrates. i found it halARRious, my eyepatch be annoying tho
yarr
-Kirsten
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i made my own eyepatch.
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