September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.
I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.
Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.
You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.
-bobby
Big shot
Entertainer
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attitude?
Like where can you put a lifetime of pain into one sentence but fuck you.
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Yeah, like I said, the religious stuff and the angry stuff turns her poetry into CRAP. That’s what happens when you get too carried away with emotion. And here, in these 2 pieces of work, we have examples of ALL 3 styles of bad poetry, which are, once again: sentimental, didactic, and rhetorical. Good job, honey, that must have taken some work.
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How do you talk like a pirate?
” yoho ho ho, a pirates life for me…” haha
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Yarrr, I h’rd dat Black Maria’s po’try … dat it sucks!
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Ye speak Yarrrr to me
an’ me spirit be warmed
noodly embrace
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RAmen
//sÅŽsÅŽs\\
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Ahoy me mateys! I be a new convert to Pastafarian, i beleive naught but 2 days old! But Sept 19th be me birthday, so be it the will of His Noodly Appendage that i convert! Glad to be aboerd!
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PS
please excuse me typos, they’d be a right pain in the ass
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I’m interested in the pastafarianism, i would to join you. But, CAN I JOIN IF I DONT WEAR PIRATE CLOTHES?
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We’ve converted Jesus! All hail His Supreme Noodliness! RAmen.
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Maybe I’m missing something, but where were the findings reported?
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Greetings from Washington, D.C. I must say that this past weekend was indeed unexpectedly cold, ofcourse signaling a job well done for Pastafarians world-wide. However, since tuesday the temperature has been rising each day, along with increased humidity, i fear that this friday’s services will not be sufficient to save us from a hot and muggy doomsday. Therefore I would ask that all pastafarians spend this friday (today, I guess) being ESPECIALLY PIRATEISH so as to save our gloriously noodle-headed leader from suffering a warm-and-sticky fate.
-Keo Nade, worshiper.
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oh sorry, it’s only thursay. but you get the poin.
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Dear Bobby,
I would like to report back on Talk Like a Pirate Day in South Africa. I have to report an unseasonably hot day in the country but I do believe that the cause of this can be explained.
On the day concerned all believing Pastafarians called into a local radio station and did what we do best, talked like a pirate. There was much Aaaaring and oiing and you could feel the temperatures starting to drop for a while there. The event was disturbed by a gentleman who phoned and in response to talking like a Pirate said “Ish, Chiefs beat us again!†I do believe that the gentlemen concerned was referring to a recent soccer match between two local teams the Pirates and the Chiefs, in which the Pirates, quite rightly beat the Chiefs, again. The temperature began to rise. Obviously the gentleman concerned does not fully understand the gravity of Pastafarianism. I hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets him.
Noodley yours
Arrabiatta
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Jesus Christ Loves u guys.. Jesus Christ is all about Love Love and Love..He is merciful and forgiveavle and loveable. the purity of loving one another the same way God Loves us. I ask God to Enlighten u and make u believe in Him, in Jesus Christ. Amen! Let Jesus Come to ur heart and see how the beauty of the world will shine up in ur face.
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Go away christian. And start talking like a pirate
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Well, if Jesus is ‘merciful and forgiveavle and loveable’ as you say, then he’ll forgive us for not accepting him and I’ll be hanging with the (male)strippers in heaven in no time.
By the way, what is ‘forgiveavle’?
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I think it’s some kind of ale, but I don’t know why Christiane would be claiming Jesus is an alcoholic beverage. Wait a minute! Maybe she’s on to something!
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Jesus as an alcoholic beverage?………………Someone should market that.
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Intoxicating perhaps?
Fine as wine, perhaps?
OH pirate talk…
Shiver me timbers
here but mum is the word.
Gas and oil and warm thoughts.
ARRRRRRRRR
Everytime I think of you
But oh let’s just shoo shoo shoo
right along now
Cause ye be pirates and
have taken enough of my heart
There comes a time
when words to rhyme
kind of makes me think like
the ship never comes in
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The website http://www.knmi.nl/klimatologie/maand_en_seizoensoverzichten/maand_260_grafiek.html (website of the royal dutch meteorolocigal institute) shows tat indeed around september 19th 2006 an unexpected drop in temperature was recorded in the Netherlands!!
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put it at the top of my page
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Jesus IS an alcoholic beverage… here we go…. Flaming Blue Jesus: 1oz Bacardi rum (RUM!!! ARR!!!), 1/2 oz Soutern Comfort peach liqueur, 1/2 oz tequila; Screaming Purple Jesus:1 part Everclear alcohol, 4 parts Kool-Aid Grape mix (mix together and serve over ice); Jesus Jackhammer: 1oz Everclear, 1oz Bacardi rum (ARR!), 1oz vanilla vodka. Get some Bible-learnin’ this weekend guys!!!
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yea ya’ll are fags and this whole f***in thing is gay beyond reason i have an idea y don’t you all go play hind and go f*** yourself or better yet that flyin noddle fagot
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Jason, you twat. That’s all.
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that was stupid. what was s/he trying to say?
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Jason should be keelhauled, strung up from the yard arm and his bones consigned to Davy Jones’ locker. Yaar! Anne Bonney sails again!
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Ah.
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this day is better than christmas
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you guys are the coolest ever and my friend from another school is doing a report on you.WE are even from ohio and a surprising number of people know about your faith…you guys are rellly stupid though to believe there is sutch thing as a spaghetti monster.FAGS
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Anita Dick (funny name)- Yup. Fag, and proud.
Only someone stupid doesnt understand the concept of sarcasm. You.
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Aye scooter pie and my oh my. Nice time for a walk and lo and behold what do I see? A message in GREEN in front of me.
JESUS, I declare and fall in love again on the edge of a mountain trail and fall is a bad conotation my friends so is it turn around bright eyes and cast your eyes again? But you know villians can be heroes some times and you know that legends are made of vagabonds with woes and I cried heartedly at a TV show saying that’s how it goes. Aye, Cinderella and a dog named BOO dreams me had once. Later to be deshoveled.The killing four like a mad bull in a China shop me thinks and would love to wreck the relationship I have.
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Aye scooter pie and my oh my. Nice time for a walk and lo and behold what do I see? A message in GREEN in front of me.
JESUS, I declare and fall in love again on the edge of a mountain trail and fall is a bad conotation my friends so is it turn around bright eyes and cast your eyes again? But you know villians can be heroes some times and you know that legends are made of vagabonds with woes and I cried heartedly at a TV show saying that’s how it goes. Aye, Cinderella and a dog named BOO dreams me had once. Later to be deshoveled.The killing four like a mad bull in a China shop me thinks and would love to wreck the relationship I have.Break a glass.
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talk like a pirate day was my birthday
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Nyx you are very lucky to be blessed with your birth and the speaking of a pirate on the same day. And if I recall correctly, it was quite chilly that day, though pirate activity was higher, it was lower then it should have been because my school had a teacher inservice and I couldn’t spread the great pirate speak about. YARR!! RAmen.
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To hell with all of you, I’m a ninja!
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Tie me kangaroo down boys, tie me kangaroo down.
I am no ordinary bloke man
but just tie me kangaroo down.
Where does the wind come from man?
And why does it remind me of you?
I think too much perhaps, blue’s clue
I am just a blow me down Popeye
And Whimpy needs another hamburger fix
Add my last love song to the mix
Trembling shaking knees knocking
Three times knocking and ten
Only to remember when
I can’t find my second wind
Or someone to call my friend
It’s harpoon time, bloody sea
Crapping harpoon time damned money
Green peace and lacking harmony
She’s a killer queen
Attack by a laser beam
Green peace has she none
I tell her I am the only one
I don’t care about rhyme
Music tells the time
Truth, born of sinful man
Tells me I can’t when I know I can
It’s like twice the thought
Of what’s been wrought
She’s a killer queen
Green peace so mean
God, what a woman
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http://HiTechArt.com/cathie.html
She’s so mean, I don’t care,
I lover her eyes and her long blonde hair.
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Hello,
We are Jordan Bancroft-Smithe and Dustin Jentz, and we are starting a Pirate Club in our school in order to eradicate Global Warming. I, Jordan, found out about your site soon after you wrote it, and I showed it to my good Friend Dustin just last month. We decided that we are going to eliminate Global Warming and are wondering if we can use your site, gospel, and shirts for our group.
P.S. We are also wondering if we could get the T-shirts at a group discount price because there are going to be so many of us. Not too many of us want to spend $21 for a shirt.
P.P.S. We have just recently experienced a couple of anomalies in our area; our marching band was playing Pirates of the Caribbean and the day after our show was done, the average temperature went from 50 degrees to 80 degrees. Also, our Masquers group was doing a dance to techno Pirates, and as more people joined, the temperature also fell. That also ended Friday.
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The temperature has been consistently dropping in my neighborhood, as well, and that is because my husband and I are having a pirate party on Friday the 13th to help cool the planet… there should be about 50 or more pirates at my house and there will be Goonies, Pirates of the Caribbean, and, of course, Pirates (by Joone) on the tvs… expect a massive temperature drop in the greater Tampa Bay area.
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Marvellous debate, chaps, but has one ever pondered the question “How do pirates know they are pirates?” Well, they just arrrrrr!
Right then, back to One Eyed Willy’s for grog an’ wenches!
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I was born on September the 19th, TLAPD is part of who i am :D
i consider it part of my very nature to spread the word of the FSM to the unenlightened.
As further proof that i was brought into this world to spread the word of our great and noodly master, when i was born my mother shouted “YAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!”
While many contend this was because child birth hurts like a bitch, I say it was the FSM speaking through my mother, heralding the birth of a true pirate!
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stu we have the same birthday
RAmen
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YAGHH!
It is to be noted, that one of my good friends is also born on the 19th :D
Although he continually rubs it in that he was born at 1am and i didnt appear till 6am, How can i make him see that the time doesn’t matter, its all holy?
RAmen
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I have a newfound respect for the Australian band “The Wiggles” who must do a mighty job of reducing global warming every time they entertain the ankle-biters :)
RAmen
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Wiggles: Highest earning performers in Australia
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Wiggles: Wear skivvies (sort of long sleeved Tshirts) because it is always cool wherever they go.
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Wiggles: Have a guy in a pirate suit (Cpt. Feathersword)
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Anyone else see the correlation?
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Yarrrrrrr
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i love pirates they are cool. dont hate becuase you can be as cool as them
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i CELEBRATED but i live in australia and got confused and celebrated a day early. I did get everyone in my office to wear pirate patches though – it was great! aarghh!
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Really, to put it all in pespective, this life is about staying alive, is it not? How we live is another matter.
Maybe one that will go unresolved because of the ongoing saga of the haves and the have nots. Life is a struggle no matter what you do or say. In an instant, your life can be taken away. Accident, poison, what ever. So you’ve got today, what are you going to do with it?
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You know even trees shed leaves before winter. Odd isn’t it?
Like instinctively they know that snow can break them apart
and then what? It is farewell cold cruel world. Winter comes and who of us will be here come spring?
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