September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.
I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.
Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.
You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.
-bobby
Video: Talk Like a Pirate.
http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov
The night of the 19th it was exceptionally cold in Tallahassee, FL! Praise be!
Over here at UC Davis, we did some pasta-based evangelizing in the Memorial Union. (Pretty much the central hub of UC Davis.) We converted quite a few Davis regulars to our faith, and even managed to find a whole bunch of people who were already aware of the FSM, but we only managed to offend +/- 4 people. Dang. Anyway, pics are at the site above. Here to our noodly master! RAmen. ~~
i didn’t just talk like a pirate, i dressed like a pirate too. i even had a parrot.
YAR! I were colder than a well digger’s ass hereabouts on the 19th.
raise a flagon to his noodlyness! He flys the skies! Arrgh me mateys, Keep yer eyes peeled or I’ll peel ‘em fer ya!
Bobby,
This website has been up for over a year (I’m really not sure how old this is). You definately made your point: To protest the ludicracy and stupidity of Intelligent Design, and openly mock the Kansas School Board’s decision to back it, choosing misguided faith over science. But when you start to publish a bible based on the FSM and sponsor “Talk like a pirate day”, don’t you think that you’re taking this in the wrong direction? I did not read your bible yet, but I’m concerned that the original message is going to be lost in the parody of mocking religion.
sorry, take out the last 3 words, “of mocking religion”
i would like to say you are my hero and if this was a “real” church i would join and it would be the only church i would ever join in my life time. keep doing what your doing ok. dont let the haters get to you ok!
love,
savvylee
ARGH me parrot always looking over my shoulder
What started out a tiny pebble turned into a boulder
Watch out cause what goes down goes down hard
Love, ha ha, in my own back yard?
Carly Simon and Cher and Cathie
The three c’s of your cheese
I know you do what you damn well please
And you came to my door, I owe you snow tires
But the guy said keep him away and his desires
So you know that is how it goes
Some one snows and some one blows.
Michael McDonald and grape vine song
Boy, you are going to feel super wrong
I am not asking you just why
You want to be super fly
It has some thing to do with GOD
I am sure cold bod cold bod
Argh, you little snit
Argh, you big twit
We would argue back and forth
Give it hell for all it’s worth
What is wrong with you mister?
Did love rub you a love blister?
Big shot
Entertainer
attitude?
Like where can you put a lifetime of pain into one sentence but fuck you.
Yeah, like I said, the religious stuff and the angry stuff turns her poetry into CRAP. That’s what happens when you get too carried away with emotion. And here, in these 2 pieces of work, we have examples of ALL 3 styles of bad poetry, which are, once again: sentimental, didactic, and rhetorical. Good job, honey, that must have taken some work.
How do you talk like a pirate?
” yoho ho ho, a pirates life for me…” haha
Yarrr, I h’rd dat Black Maria’s po’try … dat it sucks!
/
Ye speak Yarrrr to me
an’ me spirit be warmed
noodly embrace
/
RAmen
//sÅŽsÅŽs\\
Ahoy me mateys! I be a new convert to Pastafarian, i beleive naught but 2 days old! But Sept 19th be me birthday, so be it the will of His Noodly Appendage that i convert! Glad to be aboerd!
PS
please excuse me typos, they’d be a right pain in the ass
I’m interested in the pastafarianism, i would to join you. But, CAN I JOIN IF I DONT WEAR PIRATE CLOTHES?
We’ve converted Jesus! All hail His Supreme Noodliness! RAmen.
Maybe I’m missing something, but where were the findings reported?