I wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God

I wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God.

If you are right, and evolution is the only answer, then we will all just be dirt-food when we die. But if you are wrong, and the intelligent design people are right and there is a God, then you’ll be in a tough spot.

By the way, did you ever read what the Kansas School Board had proposed? It doesn’t sound like it from your letter.

California Boy

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  1. 421 Brother Boyardee Dec 31st, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    @Melly53,
    > Pastafarian hell would be unsauced pasta..IMO.
    .
    Hopefully it’s not that bad, because I may have under-tipped the odd stripper or two when I was young and foolish.
    .
    I’m hoping it’s just a case of not enough garlic. That would be hellish but bearable.
    .
    Brother Boyardee

  2. 422 Re-Oared Marc Dec 31st, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    Whoa, Sk8erboy, I am staying away from your website. Sounds scary! Are there links to the Hitler Youth movement in there? I just want to see how we have progressed as a civilization in the last 60 years.

  3. 423 Wench Nikky Dec 31st, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    I agree with Marc and Peter. Whoo…..scarey!
    But since we have complete freedom of speech on our site, as well as millions if not thousands of Pastafarians, we could always pick up the issues and have our own little debate, if we chose to. Not too hard. Thanks for the idea Sk8ter bob.

  4. 424 joe Jun 25th, 2007 at 1:29 am

    So if we (as Pastafarians) are right, good for us, if we are wrong and christianity is right- isn’t God meant to love us all- and surely he will prefer someone who thinks for himself over someone who believes for the potential rewards, and if we are both wrong we get the same fate. Pascals wager needs to think again.

  5. 425 Louisa Sep 28th, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Haven’t you heard, God prefers an atheist? Anyway, worm food isn’t the only possibility. i

  6. 426 Louisa Sep 28th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Haven’t you heard, God prefers an athiest? Anyway, there not being a God doesn’t mean we are going to be worm food. For centuries people have theorized and - well, I think - terrorized people with the thoughts of this eternal soul going to hell, heck they’ve only been theorizing that we have souls. We don’t know that we have souls, and if we have souls why can’t other creatures of the planet? Because we were supposedly created in gods image? BS. If god loves all his creatures, I’m pretty darn sure he would give other creatures souls, besides us. And there is no seperate heaven, if that is the case.

    Our souls could be bound to the earth or venture into the cosmos, I’d personally like to dance on Saturn’s rings. If we are souls free to wander, that’s what I plan to do. Or we could just rot in the ground if you prefer to be so absolute in your beliefs and not open your mind the slightest bit. Fine. There are so many different religions, who says yours is right? Who says its right for everyone on the whole fucking planet? Not I.

  7. 427 AVISPA Feb 20th, 2008 at 10:27 am

    I like pasta

  8. 428 Ralph May 4th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    If I were to worry about God’s judgement of me when I die, it would be based on whether I’d lived a moral life based on the information available.

    But, the evidence implies that you only get one life, and even if it didn’t, there’s no excuse for wasting the life you have.

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