but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff
but nice to see that you can make money off of anything
just think of the pet rock, some one made a lot of money off of that too and it was just as dumn
Nathanial Reed
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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you know, nathaniel, you should probably learn to spell before you tell everyone else how “dumn” they are.
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OK, we get it already, the poor guy can’t spell!
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Nah, y’all is a contraction for you all, so you break up the words you and all… hence y’all… but it’s a fake word anyway, so you can spell it however you want :)
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You need to learn to spell corectly
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I wonder if the Christian kooks will ever get it? Okay, for all those of you who can’t figure this out, I’ll write very slowly and carefully.
First of all, you have to remember that ridicule by parody is often the most effective form of criticism. The problem is that people with absolutely no sense of humor just can’t get it. Christians have spent centuries trying to convince everyone else that their religion is right and that everyone else is wrong, which is especially funny considering the fact that Jesus may very well have been invented some 30 years after his supposed death. There are absolutely no contemporary historical documents to prove that such a person ever existed. Pontius Pilate did exist, and the Romans kept very thorough records on who was crucified, but no one resembling the Jesus of the gospels was ever recorded. No historian ever wrote of such a person during the critical time after his so-called death and the first gospel. Furthermore, people who were crucified were not taken down and put into tombs; they were left to rot on the cross until their corpses fell off.
The FSM movement is a direct attack at the activist Christian idiots who have no respect for the beliefs or non-beliefs of others. After centuries of trying to tell others that their religion is wrong, it’s time for the Christians to take a good look at what they’re doing and think about the consequences of their actions. Maybe if you look closely enough, you may find that Christianity makes no more sense than the FSM. RAmen.
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Hmmm, and whoever wrote the Bible made a helluva lotta money by now. Too bad he’s dead, eh?
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Actually it was several guys, and they were dead long before it was sold.
I am a Christian, but not really a kook. I don’t agree with the maniacs spouting curses and praising Jesus in the same sentence. It seems like all this hate mail probably came from an insane asylum for deranged priests. There really are Christians with brains out there; we’re just hard to find because we can take criticism instead of flipping out like a monkey on crack.
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HELLO dear world i came in the form of a post on the internet because i believe u would b scared if you saw my big tentically spaghetti thingys. i am real! i am god! so please stop eating spaghetti because this upsets me.
love from your creator
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The pastafarian proclivity for pirate / temperature inversion proves as plausible as perspicacious sermons from any pulpit. Perhaps, pastafarians penchant for positing a protector of spaghetti is actually a proletarian promotion to propel one away from proscribed ideas, and indeed serves a protocol of confusion or protracted apathy. Pastafarians, prospecting the fringe element, preempts the here and now, preoccupies our senses, and makes room for a predominately darker force to preside. Pastaferians in fact may precede a predictably terrorist element, therefore may threaten not only principle but principality.
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Obviously you’re no smarter than a pet rock, I’ll correct your grammar for you
First off,
Its beliefs not beleafes
someone is one word not some one
Its elses not eles
Its sell not sale
and its dumb not dumn.
If you need and future reference for grammar try looking in a dictionary.
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LMAO. This has gotten funny. Firstly i would like to congratulate all of his Noodleness’ followers for being so loyal towards him, very touching. Nah seriously, i think it is great worshipping the FSM! I mean, if ppl can get away with worshipping 8 legged elephants, whats wrong with a main course that can fly and striketh thou down with his many wavy, noodly arms. As for those ‘unbelievers’, why would u ridicule others for believeing (think i spelt that wrong, sorry) in their own religion and god? do we ridicule you on forums about worshipping our oh-so mighty god, who lets us blow ourselves up in order to slay our fellow man? Lets face the facts, so far i have seen more evidence of the FMS being real than the all powerful God. TOUCH DOWN FOR COUG’S. Peace.
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I sent Bobby miraculous photos. They were not taken but given by GOD and not just to me either. I asked GOD to show the world and for people other than myself to receive them.
So if you get a miraculous photo, just remember, Fatima can ask GOD for things. NO FAKE.
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Now, let us get back to the reality of my life NOW…
I am the Rose Mary in the song the killing four sang…
or someone up to seeing if we would ever get back together.
Our parents were in the military, traveling and mine were school teachers transferred. We lost each other folks.
In some kind of attempt, we frantically held on for awhile.
Singing songs to each other and being told forget about it.
Well, love makes you do crazy things. Like Romeo and Juliet.
I almost killed myself. I hope you realize this. I took a razor to my wrists. God saved me from doing that. I am trying to make my own decisions and my parents won’t let me.
The killing four moves away to Palo Alto, Ca and I erased his address by rubbing it too hard on the return address part. I was like oh hell, what do I do now? I heard his voice tell me, go to the mirror, we can talk there. I was like, how did he do that? But then I realized too that I also possessed supernatural powers. So in many ways we are alike. We read each other’s minds and feel each others thoughts kind of like ET. That is the gospel truth.
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Bobby, care to add to this? Make it your last reply.
Tell them the woman is so psychic that she even told me she would have three kids in the first grade and described them to me. She said we would lose each other and she would find me by the power of God of which Al Gore came to her house for the invention that would win her science honors of the emailing transfer of which she prayed to God to work so she could find me. Yeah, killing four, virgin hearts, fill your empty souls.
You know this is me writing.
Al Gore, came to Cathie’s house for an idea you are now using.
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I got a never ending love for you….
and someone’s crying in a thousand dollar shoe.
On with the show though
on with the show
My get up and went got up and go
Never say the day is coming,
I can see the sun myself
I don’t believe in fairies
nor the yard elf…
But I see him every where
jellus is ok to spell
I know what he means and he meant it well
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Attention:
Grape vine song
Grapes of wrath and do the math
My eyes will never dry from you
When I feel like a worn out shoe
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This is the most retarted religion ever. come one, i eat speghetti for dinner, does that mean im eating your god? Christians have no proof that we have a god? HELLO!!! Archaelogical evidence, the Bible, and the fact that we are alive today. This religion is WACKED!!!! and im sooo mad that you got people hooked on this poppycock, it sounds like something a stoner would come up with.
its all crap and i think that when you do face Christ, he will renounce you as you have to him. I hope that people wake up and see that this is all crazy and spaghetti CAN NOT CREATE!!!! i create spaghetti when i boil water. how can something made of WHEAT!!! create wheat? its all contradicting. i hope you will find Christ and realize He is the ONLY Creator!!!
love in Christ
Stella and Buttercup
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I agree with Stella and Buttercup. As they said, the only god is the Lord Jesus Christ! I hope you find out someday that Christ is the only way and he will change your life if you accept him as your savior and Lord. I have and it has changed my life. I am gonna pray for y’all and that you will see what is right and that spaghetti isnt.
In Christ,
baby_blues
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The very existence of the pasta you eat is the proof of our God, the FSM.
You, most assuredly, do not create pasta by boiling water. That ‘creates’ boiled water, at most.
Your punctuation, spelling and grammatical skills have woefully been removed by the FSM, in his amused brilliance. That’s what you get for failing to believe.
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Why is it that some people can not seem to grasp the concept of the FSM and what this site is truly about? Look for those of you too stupid to actually understand it here it is in a very simple format : ANY religion can be viewed as utterly absurd and without truth or merit, in the end FSMism is as valid as any other “religious idealism”. Now more to the point Creationism and ID do not belong being taught in public schools as science when they are nothing more than a way to have Christianity shoved down our children’s throats. If you want your children to learn about creationism and/or ID then I suggest you go enroll them in a private Christian School or teach them yourselves, as there will always be those of us who do not want those lies taught to our children.
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Yo, Stella, there’s something broken in your head. The thing that allows you to correctly determine the undisguised intent in someone’s actions. You should get that looked at.
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” Archaelogical evidence, the Bible, and the fact that we are alive today.” Archaelogical evidence points towards evolution. The bible is not evidence. You are alive today because your mommy and daddy got it on one night. (or day.) Anything else?
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That Cathie chick is still psychotic. It’s amazing. I think she should be the subject of a college psych project… INFACT, I just might suggest that to a friend of mine who teaches at USF… Cathie, (or Fatima, or Sybil)dear, is there any input you would like to add for the sake of education?
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Hey,
I’ve found the same inconsistence with the flying spaghetti monster, as with god.
The most important prove with them both, is that you can’t proof they exist, or that they not exist.
The only proof for something that does not exist, is that there is no proof what so ever!
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The FSM will be the first one to admit that he may not exist. He’s really cool like that.
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RAmen.
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dumn? Really?
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My faith about GOD is not a joke. When I pray, things happen and that is because I know God is listening. Now, my lovelife is something else. My love life if you call it that is like the song clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
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So excuse yourselves from trying to appear so smart. Spelling is some game you play also. And that deserves a fuck off.
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The so called dumb asses know God enough to know that a gold seal on their foreheads is not a fur seal with a ball on his nose in gold. God knows his chosen ones that are going to survive the end days. If you pray to God that is. If you don’t, then I feel sorry for you. These days are filled with power hungry tricksters who forgot that we all deserve happiness on this earth and not by money either. God is not about money. God blessed us all to be on this earth. God is about goodness and love and sharing and caring. So was I about that but if I get called stupid while others are getting rich off of me, then you have pissed me off.
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Can I get rich off of you? That would be great! I need more money to bankroll my evil and foul lifestyle.
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OM(FSM)
stella and baby_blues… YOU BLASPHEME!!!!
you say jesus is a god? when in fact (and i use that term loosely) your entire religion is based on the fact that he is the son of god!!!!
FOR SHAME…
tsk tsk :p
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Oh and by the way, stell and buttercup, you say FSM sounds like something a stoner would dream up?
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Have you looked at the christian messiah? (assuming he somehow is a caucasian that does not apparently come from jewish stock, as in the vast majority of paintings of him) he is the biggest hippy i have ever witnessed.
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He preached a message of peace between all people? You ever talked to a hippy?
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He thought he was the son of god? well, i aint met a hippy that far round the bend yet, but im sure there is one out there
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It’s only a short step from hippy to stoner ;p
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Yarr, ye speak truth, Starbuckaneer: that wench – though saucy – be right proper barmy, she be. At first, I were readin’ the commentary as though it were some dread-phantom spammer back from Davy’s Locker – there bein’ no Captcha for postin’; howe’er, I soon realized that she were real and barmy both.
Mayhap ye-olde denial-of-service be for what she’s wantin’!
Avast, ye dog! May ye be thoroughly massaged by His Noodly Appendage! RAmen.
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Yeah, I really hate it when someone “sales” a book.
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and mee hatez it wen peeple spleel wroongand used imprapre grahmre. ;D
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Stell and Buttercup, hey “retart” it’s retarded not “retarted”. As for the FSM, how could he not be real? I don’t know what the exact basis for a religion is, but it has followers, a holy scripture, and evidence of existence. How can you sit there and say that this religion is bogus? What just because it hasn’t existed for thousand’s of years as Christianity supposedly has? Why can’t a religion be created in our world today, and how do YOU know it’s not true? You don’t, so don’t sit in front of your monitor on your lazy ass and criticize Pastafarianism when you don’t don’t what it’s truly about. For the non-believers with good grammar, then your very lucky to still be blessed by his Noodliness today (notice how just about everyone contradiciting us has either bad grammar or spelling?).
RAmen.
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How about butternut squash? HA HA, shaped like men. Did you ever notice that? SQUASH ha ha ha, for real man.
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Yeah, I know. I know already. I am around retards all the time. I have very little patience now due to the overt stupidity of the masses. ALSO! HEY, na na na na good bye.
Maybe good bye is never good and maybe we’re all a bunch of turds that won’t flush.
AHH where is GOD when you need him?
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OK, GOD, bring us all together here like of one mind or that.
Like all of us say the big cheese is coming, smile and say cheese. Like why don’t we all find a cushion and just sit or just sit. Why don’t we all find some real love and have some real laughter and find some real purpose in life besides dying with our boots on or off. Hey, killing four, gel and are you gelling?
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Jelling killing four? Jellus jelling? See? They can’t stand it when we rise above their bullshit.
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Spaghetti monster, I wish.
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“sale a book” — instead of attacking that pathetic grammar,
heres a link to hooked on phonics.
http://www.hop.com
choose “beginning reader”
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Wow! You can see it’s a joke! Want a medal? I’ll sale you one any time, man. *rolls eyes*
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Saleing takes me away.. to a place… I’ve always heard it could be? I can’t remember the words. Darn.
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Wow, this guy just doesn’t get it, does he?
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Now i can see how one would think this is a joke, but I am seriosuly considering switching to the Church of The Flying Spagehtti Monster, i even went to barnes and nobles to buy the gospel of The FSM, but sadly they did not have it, i think that you shouldn’t down a persons beliefs or anything like that, it is after all (in america anyway) our choice of what religion we choose to be
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Did she say Jesus jelling? Gellin’ like a felon? I’m like MA-gellan I’m so gellin’… I LOVE that commercial… come to think of it, maybe that’s why Jesus was so mellow and friendly to everyone… he was rockin those gel things in his sandals… sure makes the travel on foot associated with missionary work a LOT easier.
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jellin?…=jelly?
mmmm jelly… port wine flavour is the best
been so long since i had jelly.
Do you think the FSM would be mad if I made a desert pasta, with chocalate sauce, icecream meatballs and jelly snake noodles?
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THE TIME HAS COME TO ASSEMBLE THE MASSES AND ATTACK THE OLIVE GARDEN WE MUST FREE OUR BRETHRAN.
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TIME HAS COME TO ASSEMBLE THE MASSES AND ATTACK THE OLIVE GARDEN WE MUST FREE OUR BRETHRAN.
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