but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff
but nice to see that you can make money off of anything
just think of the pet rock, some one made a lot of money off of that too and it was just as dumn
Nathanial Reed
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Be touched by His Noodly Appendage, Nathaniel Reed. Go in peace. RAmen.
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I WANT to believe!
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What’s ‘out of hand’ here is your spelling. I suck at it too, no doubt there, but….c’mon…..’sale’? ‘dumn’? ‘beleafes’??
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In your honor, I’m going to play a trick on my three-year-old son. I’m going to secretly replace his usual virtual aquarium with the FSM Pirate Fish one to see if he knows the difference.
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Please rest assured, Mr. Reed.
His Noodliness does not discriminate along income lines. An eyepatch of the finest silk and one of cardboard are equal in His eyes, so long as they are worn with the same reverence.
A filling dish of Holy Ramen, is accessible to nearly anyone. And if even a starving college student eats enough, not only will they be able to save enough money to purchase the sacred text, but they will no longer be starving.
And please do not disparage rocks, for in making Mountains, he created the substance to make pet rocks so they too, are blessed.
Go in joy and may you be touched by his Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
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let the noodly appendage touch your stomach mr. henderob.
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lawl grete speling mate
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it’s pretty funny to spell THAT word THAT way. does anyone else notice how bad some posts’ grammar and speeling are? does our noodly master strike down the intellect of those who deny Him? it certainly appears so.
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i said speeling. now THAT’s ironic.
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Nathanial,
I disagree that we’ve taken this too far. We Pastafarians have nothing on the pope. FSM’s followers wouldn’t think of dredging up anti-Christian rhetoric from the last 2000 years to make a point or to offend millions of devout followers of their religion.
We like to sit back, drink a cold one, and watch W show the rest of the world what true christians are all about.
(not a sermon, just a thought)
RAmen.
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Next time you try to make a point by boasting your oh-so vivid views on how “dumn” this website is, try learning how to spell it. Otherwise, you’re not very convincing.
Oh and… If its so “dumn” what exactly are you trying to accomplish by posting hate mail in the first place? Clearly you find it worthwile to take time out of your “busy” lifestyle(which probably consists of you getting spanked by a catholic preist in a confessional booth while you moan “thank you father, may i have another?”) to leave a post like this on a “dumn” site with “dumn” followers.
Say whatup to the holy man for me, ok?
peace.
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If it is wrong for the Church of the FSM to sell items promoting our religion, then it is equally wrong for the ‘real’ religions to fear their followers into sending in money as we see on sunday morning TV each week.
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Funny how the FSM blasphemers can’t write a post without exposing the faults of their own beliefs.
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Ramen.
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pasta was founded by the italians!!!!
and meatballs are made out of meat
so how in the world was the FSM be able to exist!!
people open your eyes and rather eat pasta than to worship it
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Did you use babelfish or something Matthys? Let’s review:
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Pasta was actually created by the Chinese, as evidenced by the recent discovery of 1500 year old noodles (or older) in China by archaeologists.
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Meatballs are, shocking but true, made out of meat. If they were made of Tofu, they’d be tofuballs, wouldn’t they. Funny, that.
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How in the world was the FSM be able to exist?
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Simple. As your own grammar shows, “was the FSM be”, proving by Noodly Providence to you that he has always and will always exist.
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We do eat pasta, as it is our obeissance to him. We worship the ideal of the FSM, and if you’d read the entirety of this website, you’d realize just WHY this movement exists…but we couldn’t trouble you to actually OPEN your MIND, now could we.
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May the Noodly Appendage touch your Mind and let you see. RAmen.
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Do you realise how much money is made off of Christianity. Yes, capitalisim is every where. Look at the shear amounts of gold in the Vatacin. Look at the money made from bible sales. Look at the profit gleaned from sales of the depection of Jesus on a cross. We both agree that money can be made from selling anything. Once again a bible purchasing hypocrite condeming someone for selling a book.
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ARE YOU COMPARING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE TO SUCH A ROCK?
maybe you should SALE a book about your BELEAFS and see how many people think it’s DUMN.
or maybe you should just buy a “Learn to Spell” book. it’s in the children’s section. on the other side of religion.
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I wouldn’t want to be you when you stand in front of his noodly one..may you be touched by the noodly appendage before it’s too late. You will see what ‘a joke’ it is…
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you guys are all nuts
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before people go off insulting brilliant satirists for being “dumn” and “saling” books that make fun of other peoples’ “beleafs”, they should complete the first grade. this piece of hate mail “as” really made me laugh.
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Why can no one protesting FSM use good grammer or spell properly?
Why is it that? Could there be any sort of correlation!!?
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eh hehe ur grammor shur is gud! we shood git togidder sumtim and smok a sugar! Im surious!
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Hoo, hoo! Hoo, hoo! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Yeah, I’m nuts, but at least I’m articulate.
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‘beleafes’ ‘eles’ ‘gotten’ ’sale’ ‘off of’ ‘dumn’
Hellfire! What are they teaching them in schools these days?
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they aren’t teaching them anything, apparently…
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Almost as DUMB as Whoever Wrote This…
Learn To spell!
Gyarrrrrrrr
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My beleafs may be dumn or seem to some one eles but i think Bobby should be able to sale a book and other stuff if he wants.
Petting my rocks in Wisconsin
RAmen
PS What a dumbass
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No beer volcano and stripper factory for you.
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Yes you are right. Things got way out of hand when he starting sailing books. I mean, that is just silly. Shame on us and our nautical reading adventures. Shame…
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I wish he hadn’t started sailing books. Here I am sailing boats, and I feel so behind the times…
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learn to spell nathaniel
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hah, if you think selling a book about the One and Only FSM, perhaps you should laugh at the irony of your inability to read/spell first…
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Nathanial, may be touched by His Noodly Appendage and gain the knowledge of grammar/spelling. RAmen.
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This guy is a product of the “new” school, you don’t have to pass tests just “try really hard” and you graduate.
And on another note I OWNED a pet rock, he was great and his care and training manual would leave you in tears when you read it.
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AARgh me hearties!!
It be a wuunerfull day to be sure – sailing books seems like something that could only be more proof of the noodly one’s intervention in our lives…
Tacking a book into the wind would definately require devine intervention and the logical question is then is this the FSM equivalent of the whole walking on water thing?
Does complicate going to the bookstore though – would need to take a dinghy to get to the shelves – not to mention the fact that you are going to need a pilotage clearance certificate to use the library…
RAmen and a bottle of Beer
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do you think it’s funny and dumb how religions take donations and sell merchandice?
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you are all mentalists. but i respect you. peace/ramen
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hi, could you please learn to spell before you write to this site saying how DUMB we are.
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And He, with his great carbohydrate limb, spoke down to Jeff, three-time descendant from the first midget ever created, “Jeff. It is awesome up here.” To which, Jeff said, “But oh, my Tendrilicious Creator, can I come and join you? I have heard much of Your Heaven, and I spend my time doing nothing but thinking about it.” The great FSM replied, “No, you can’t come yet. Heaven is for dead people, and I forgot what it is I did that makes people die. I’m afraid you’re going to wait like everyone else.” Jeff started crying, and to cheer him up, the FSM touched him with yet additional Appendages. Because of this, Jeff’s stature decreased by five inches, and he was know until the end of his days as Jeff, The Shorter, By Miracle of His Noodly Touches.
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Haha, So funny once again. People that think they can critisize somthing or make fun of somthing, should atleast have a 4th grade education and be able to spell dumb before they try to.
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arrr we dont criticize your book
or do we hahahahah
nope we pretty much don’t care
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A joke! what scarilige is this. Your religion is a joke. Is it based on scientific FACT? i thought not. No this religion is the only TRUE answer and anyone can see this. Please dont use such hate speech. Also about book sales, they are meger compared to your joke book.
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You, my dear, do not even have a firm enough grasp of the English language to read your own damn bible. (Ooh, that’s a funny juxtaposition, isn’t it? Haha. I’m going to burn for that one, for sure.) Help fight illiteracy; please learn to read and write. I’m sure there are many fabulous programs in your area. Ignorant people are easier to control, I suppose… So sad.
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It seems to me that a lot of people have a problem with spelling and grammer. Myself included (usually anyway). The reasons are easy to explain. None of the “hate mail” nut jobs are very bright and most of the pastafarians are laughing too much to type properly.
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Me Hearties – not one of ye blasted lubbers can spell properly – it’s c-o-l-o-u-r, with a ‘u’ got it? Arrrr!
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Shouldn’t that be “Pete Yellouwbeard”, then?
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Halloween time.
The witches and goblins are out.
They celebrate being someone else time
and candy, sweet so sweet time
why don’t you get on your broom and fly
and jokes out the ying yang oh my.
People are unaware…songs we sang…
Musicals HAIR
or GREASE
or GOT TO BE THERE
oh shit, fuck off everyone just fuck off.
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When you ask GOD why is it this woman gets so many miracles that she is sung about on the radio….
then you know…
until then, you don’t know
You can’t row…
it’s a long way
it’s a hoe
a hoe, dot dot dash…
Until death do you part.
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People, ever wonder about why they sing about me on the radio?
Shut the fuck up.
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Oh my god I can’t take it anymore! She’s making my eyes bleed. But I do want to explain something. It is perfectly ok for normal people to have a sort of apathy for grammar and spelling while making informal internet posts. However, someone who wants to say something stupid (aka send hate mail) had better hope to GOD that their grammar is perfect, otherwise I will rip them to shreds using everything in my copy-editing English major’s artillery. I will never pick on y’all’s spelling, cuz you guys are funny. :) I just pick on stupid people.
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Thank you, Starbuckaneer! I can’t take anyone seriously if they don’t bother to write at least at a 6th-grade level. That’s all I’m asking for!
And despite the fact that it’s incorrect, I think the “ya’ll” spelling is used more commonly (in the south anyway, or just in Arkansas, or by my family anyway…or is it just me?).
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