but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff
but nice to see that you can make money off of anything
just think of the pet rock, some one made a lot of money off of that too and it was just as dumn
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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stella and baby_blues… YOU BLASPHEME!!!!
you say jesus is a god? when in fact (and i use that term loosely) your entire religion is based on the fact that he is the son of god!!!!
FOR SHAME…
tsk tsk :p
Oh and by the way, stell and buttercup, you say FSM sounds like something a stoner would dream up?
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Have you looked at the christian messiah? (assuming he somehow is a caucasian that does not apparently come from jewish stock, as in the vast majority of paintings of him) he is the biggest hippy i have ever witnessed.
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He preached a message of peace between all people? You ever talked to a hippy?
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He thought he was the son of god? well, i aint met a hippy that far round the bend yet, but im sure there is one out there
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It’s only a short step from hippy to stoner ;p
Yarr, ye speak truth, Starbuckaneer: that wench - though saucy - be right proper barmy, she be. At first, I were readin’ the commentary as though it were some dread-phantom spammer back from Davy’s Locker - there bein’ no Captcha for postin’; howe’er, I soon realized that she were real and barmy both.
Mayhap ye-olde denial-of-service be for what she’s wantin’!
Avast, ye dog! May ye be thoroughly massaged by His Noodly Appendage! RAmen.
Yeah, I really hate it when someone “sales” a book.
and mee hatez it wen peeple spleel wroongand used imprapre grahmre. ;D
Stell and Buttercup, hey “retart” it’s retarded not “retarted”. As for the FSM, how could he not be real? I don’t know what the exact basis for a religion is, but it has followers, a holy scripture, and evidence of existence. How can you sit there and say that this religion is bogus? What just because it hasn’t existed for thousand’s of years as Christianity supposedly has? Why can’t a religion be created in our world today, and how do YOU know it’s not true? You don’t, so don’t sit in front of your monitor on your lazy ass and criticize Pastafarianism when you don’t don’t what it’s truly about. For the non-believers with good grammar, then your very lucky to still be blessed by his Noodliness today (notice how just about everyone contradiciting us has either bad grammar or spelling?).
RAmen.
How about butternut squash? HA HA, shaped like men. Did you ever notice that? SQUASH ha ha ha, for real man.
Yeah, I know. I know already. I am around retards all the time. I have very little patience now due to the overt stupidity of the masses. ALSO! HEY, na na na na good bye.
Maybe good bye is never good and maybe we’re all a bunch of turds that won’t flush.
AHH where is GOD when you need him?
OK, GOD, bring us all together here like of one mind or that.
Like all of us say the big cheese is coming, smile and say cheese. Like why don’t we all find a cushion and just sit or just sit. Why don’t we all find some real love and have some real laughter and find some real purpose in life besides dying with our boots on or off. Hey, killing four, gel and are you gelling?
Jelling killing four? Jellus jelling? See? They can’t stand it when we rise above their bullshit.
Spaghetti monster, I wish.
“sale a book” — instead of attacking that pathetic grammar,
heres a link to hooked on phonics.
www.hop.com
choose “beginning reader”
Wow! You can see it’s a joke! Want a medal? I’ll sale you one any time, man. *rolls eyes*
Saleing takes me away.. to a place… I’ve always heard it could be? I can’t remember the words. Darn.
Wow, this guy just doesn’t get it, does he?
Now i can see how one would think this is a joke, but I am seriosuly considering switching to the Church of The Flying Spagehtti Monster, i even went to barnes and nobles to buy the gospel of The FSM, but sadly they did not have it, i think that you shouldn’t down a persons beliefs or anything like that, it is after all (in america anyway) our choice of what religion we choose to be
Did she say Jesus jelling? Gellin’ like a felon? I’m like MA-gellan I’m so gellin’… I LOVE that commercial… come to think of it, maybe that’s why Jesus was so mellow and friendly to everyone… he was rockin those gel things in his sandals… sure makes the travel on foot associated with missionary work a LOT easier.
jellin?…=jelly?
mmmm jelly… port wine flavour is the best
been so long since i had jelly.
Do you think the FSM would be mad if I made a desert pasta, with chocalate sauce, icecream meatballs and jelly snake noodles?
THE TIME HAS COME TO ASSEMBLE THE MASSES AND ATTACK THE OLIVE GARDEN WE MUST FREE OUR BRETHRAN.
TIME HAS COME TO ASSEMBLE THE MASSES AND ATTACK THE OLIVE GARDEN WE MUST FREE OUR BRETHRAN.