but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff
but nice to see that you can make money off of anything
just think of the pet rock, some one made a lot of money off of that too and it was just as dumn
Nathanial Reed
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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A joke! what scarilige is this. Your religion is a joke. Is it based on scientific FACT? i thought not. No this religion is the only TRUE answer and anyone can see this. Please dont use such hate speech. Also about book sales, they are meger compared to your joke book.
You, my dear, do not even have a firm enough grasp of the English language to read your own damn bible. (Ooh, that’s a funny juxtaposition, isn’t it? Haha. I’m going to burn for that one, for sure.) Help fight illiteracy; please learn to read and write. I’m sure there are many fabulous programs in your area. Ignorant people are easier to control, I suppose… So sad.
It seems to me that a lot of people have a problem with spelling and grammer. Myself included (usually anyway). The reasons are easy to explain. None of the “hate mail” nut jobs are very bright and most of the pastafarians are laughing too much to type properly.
Me Hearties - not one of ye blasted lubbers can spell properly - it’s c-o-l-o-u-r, with a ‘u’ got it? Arrrr!
Shouldn’t that be “Pete Yellouwbeard”, then?
Halloween time.
The witches and goblins are out.
They celebrate being someone else time
and candy, sweet so sweet time
why don’t you get on your broom and fly
and jokes out the ying yang oh my.
People are unaware…songs we sang…
Musicals HAIR
or GREASE
or GOT TO BE THERE
oh shit, fuck off everyone just fuck off.
When you ask GOD why is it this woman gets so many miracles that she is sung about on the radio….
then you know…
until then, you don’t know
You can’t row…
it’s a long way
it’s a hoe
a hoe, dot dot dash…
Until death do you part.
People, ever wonder about why they sing about me on the radio?
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god I can’t take it anymore! She’s making my eyes bleed. But I do want to explain something. It is perfectly ok for normal people to have a sort of apathy for grammar and spelling while making informal internet posts. However, someone who wants to say something stupid (aka send hate mail) had better hope to GOD that their grammar is perfect, otherwise I will rip them to shreds using everything in my copy-editing English major’s artillery. I will never pick on y’all’s spelling, cuz you guys are funny. :) I just pick on stupid people.
Thank you, Starbuckaneer! I can’t take anyone seriously if they don’t bother to write at least at a 6th-grade level. That’s all I’m asking for!
And despite the fact that it’s incorrect, I think the “ya’ll” spelling is used more commonly (in the south anyway, or just in Arkansas, or by my family anyway…or is it just me?).
you know, nathaniel, you should probably learn to spell before you tell everyone else how “dumn” they are.
OK, we get it already, the poor guy can’t spell!
Nah, y’all is a contraction for you all, so you break up the words you and all… hence y’all… but it’s a fake word anyway, so you can spell it however you want :)
You need to learn to spell corectly
I wonder if the Christian kooks will ever get it? Okay, for all those of you who can’t figure this out, I’ll write very slowly and carefully.
First of all, you have to remember that ridicule by parody is often the most effective form of criticism. The problem is that people with absolutely no sense of humor just can’t get it. Christians have spent centuries trying to convince everyone else that their religion is right and that everyone else is wrong, which is especially funny considering the fact that Jesus may very well have been invented some 30 years after his supposed death. There are absolutely no contemporary historical documents to prove that such a person ever existed. Pontius Pilate did exist, and the Romans kept very thorough records on who was crucified, but no one resembling the Jesus of the gospels was ever recorded. No historian ever wrote of such a person during the critical time after his so-called death and the first gospel. Furthermore, people who were crucified were not taken down and put into tombs; they were left to rot on the cross until their corpses fell off.
The FSM movement is a direct attack at the activist Christian idiots who have no respect for the beliefs or non-beliefs of others. After centuries of trying to tell others that their religion is wrong, it’s time for the Christians to take a good look at what they’re doing and think about the consequences of their actions. Maybe if you look closely enough, you may find that Christianity makes no more sense than the FSM. RAmen.
Hmmm, and whoever wrote the Bible made a helluva lotta money by now. Too bad he’s dead, eh?
Actually it was several guys, and they were dead long before it was sold.
I am a Christian, but not really a kook. I don’t agree with the maniacs spouting curses and praising Jesus in the same sentence. It seems like all this hate mail probably came from an insane asylum for deranged priests. There really are Christians with brains out there; we’re just hard to find because we can take criticism instead of flipping out like a monkey on crack.
HELLO dear world i came in the form of a post on the internet because i believe u would b scared if you saw my big tentically spaghetti thingys. i am real! i am god! so please stop eating spaghetti because this upsets me.
love from your creator
The pastafarian proclivity for pirate / temperature inversion proves as plausible as perspicacious sermons from any pulpit. Perhaps, pastafarians penchant for positing a protector of spaghetti is actually a proletarian promotion to propel one away from proscribed ideas, and indeed serves a protocol of confusion or protracted apathy. Pastafarians, prospecting the fringe element, preempts the here and now, preoccupies our senses, and makes room for a predominately darker force to preside. Pastaferians in fact may precede a predictably terrorist element, therefore may threaten not only principle but principality.
Obviously you’re no smarter than a pet rock, I’ll correct your grammar for you
First off,
Its beliefs not beleafes
someone is one word not some one
Its elses not eles
Its sell not sale
and its dumb not dumn.
If you need and future reference for grammar try looking in a dictionary.