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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m surprised there is no announcement of the great festivities tomorrow. All pastafarians should be worshipping en masse, as it is the single greatest holiday of their faith. Long live Pirates! May we save the Earth and reverse global warming by embracing piracy and pastafarianism!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr, me hearties!!
Of course, for those of us who have long since switched to Reform Pastafarianism (we don’t buy the whole pirate schtick) we look forward to enjoying a regular ol’ weather day on the 19th…
The temperature has droped dramatically here (Northern Indiana). Yesterday it was almost 70 degrees fahrenheit, whereas today it was only 59 degrees fahrenheit! It’s good to know people are doing their part in diminishing globle warming. FSM is with us this day.
It’s quite colder here in ohio. which is good considering it has been kinda hot recently, thank you pirates.
I can and personally will attest to an early snowfall in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, just a bare 5 days before talk like a Pirate day, of Course- I was going to Truckee Ren Faire …
- and the entire guild was goin’ as Pirates fer the weekend… so THAT may have had something to do with it…
AND it’s still faire-ly chilly here in Northern NV today…
Here in Utah it has dropped like 16 degrees in the past 26 hours. It must be b/c of the diminishing number of Pirates. I will help bring more people into the light of FSM and let the world know that being a Pirate isn’t always bad. Being a Pirate is a good thing b/c it balances out the world. I too am hopeing to become a pirate one day. But none the less we need to get more Pirates b/c it is too damn cold here already!
Ah, but FSM Follower, it’s Pirates what cause the cold. :) I’ve enjoyed the chill, but you can tell that the local piratical rumbustification has waned over the course of the day…it was much warmer this afternoon here in Utah, after all.
Up here in northern Idaho, the temperture has dropped dramatically. The amount of pirate speak had indeed aided us, the heat was almost unbearable.
I told the following joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, “You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?” The pirate says, “Ayyye, it’s driving me nuts!”
As for the temperature in New Orleans, until today, it’s been horribly hot and humid. Today, both temperature and humidity dropped to a level that was comfortable.
Arrr… Here in the grounds o’ Purdue University we ‘ad a considerable drop in da weather… Blustery ‘n cold it was me bucko. Till then twas warm and pleasurable.
My fantasy football team is named after a famous pirate. We have recently passed 100 fans in our facebook club and experienced some cooler weather.
Aye, it were a cold day in Switzerland, mi hearties. Thar were rain and chills. I chugged mi a whole flaggon of rum.
for your evidence page:
a vision in the sky
http://inmyownway.blogspot.com/2006/08/drop-to-your-knees-o-unbelievers.html
The pirate activity was definitely noticeable in Vancouver, Canada!
The day began as any other, but it soon grew chilly and rainy (the first rain we’ve seen in about 4 months). After a chilly night, I suppose the piracy conversion ratio skyrocketed (as the salty jim lads the city over hoisted their grog in the evening for a mighty celebration), and the following day was the coldest, rainiest, most miserable day I recall in a long, long time.
The following day was once again dry, with a clear sky and wonderful temperatures.
Actually, we (southeastern Oklahoma) was given a noticable difference in the temperatures. It was very pleasant and cool! Unfotunately, I didn’t know of this movement until today…. However, I offer a word of thanks to those who have helped in Tuesday’s pirate activities! I wish I had found out in time. ;_;
RAmen!
Mr. Henderson,
I’ve bought the book. I’ve convinced ten of my friends to buy the book.
I put your link on my website several weeks ago.
I’ve even voted for you for the Quill Award (deserving, BTW).
All I ask in return is that you put my link on your webpage.
My book, “Corpsey the Bear” will be out around Christmas.
I would truly appreciate the support and I hope you get your pirate ship.
Regards,
Glaston
hey bobby whats up!! long time no see…
this FSM thing is sooo widespread now…i think youre making a good job despite the pro-cons..eheh…
here in malaysia we are always mostly nice and warm, the only scientific explanation is that there must be a lot of pirates around. Arrr!
thank you Your Noodlyness for Blessing us with Your Meaty Goodness.
So I do cuss like a sailor.
AYE, perhaps.
I cuss a blue streak.
Touch me not has sung her last song.
You can’t get a cork to pop.
I can’t make my feet dance
and I can’t make the rubberband man
come back to life.
He will just rot.
Just found this on Boing Boing:
Richard Dawkins talks about his new book and casualy tosses out an FSM reference..
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/09/26/richard_dawkins_on_t.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWL1ZMH3-54
-rocco
Boring…
why does “Bobby’s last reply” always talk like that?
With all of your Pirate advocacy you’d better watch out for secret ninja attacks
Ninja Turtles drawn by Cathie Reynolds given to Kevin Eastman.
Yes, that is one of many of drawings that I gave away.
because Cathie Reynolds is Bobby’s last reply and the world is going to hear just how talented this woman was and just how giving and smart and needed she was at this period of time we are all going through.
So while you hear my love songs sung by famous people now, you don’t say I love Cher or Barbara Streisand or Celine,
YOU SAY I LOVE CATHIE REYNOLDS
because you are hearing MY songs.
SINNERS.
I believe there is a lot to be said for the FSM. This year, we lost the beloved Arthur “Killer” Kane of the New York Dolls. Wonderfully caring, intelligent man. He joined the LDS Church a couple of years ago, becoming a “Mormon”. His devotion to the religion is remarkable and he continued his relationship with the remaining members of the Dolls. I believe, however, that he has been surprised by his first-hand knowledge of the FSM. The noodly appendage has touched his soul and enlightened him for all eternity. We will all one day see the truth and the unbelievers who still fight against this truth will walk the plank for all eternity.
Bobby’s last reply
Bobby please change drugs!
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? i want to spread the word and i would love a pamphlet depicting Tim DuBay’s Guide to Pastafarianism, it would probably be the best. i am incredably busy but if i have to i will but it might take me a while. i do own a copy of the gospel but when i found out that it was ok for christians to pass out pamphlets on my college campus i knew this was a sign from the all mighty fsm that i must make small black & white pamphlets so that i might hand them out along side the christians. i would appreciate anyone willing to help. thank you
mark
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Whilst I support spreading the good news that the FSM is spreading his goodness around the world by the this movement I would like to politely advise readers that they can get nearer to the FSM by joining the Fundamentalist Church of FSM.
In FC-FSM our beliefs include:
As Pirates we sometimes drink Grog: Grog as anyone knows is Rum mixed with water- not just any old alcohol as some of the colonials would have you believe. And for the most holiest of ceremonies we only use 7 year old Havana Club and Spring water from Cornwall (next door to England -where some of the best pirates where born). As good pirate we like to have a drink - live beer is a good and wholesome refreshment for any pirate whilst on shore as are wine and spirits. Water is also drunk, but in moderation in recognition to health risks.
The FSM does not have noodley appendages - he was formed in the fundament of the universe of finest Durum Wheat…and not some concoction made from string, ribbon or other noodles, egg or otherwise. Whilst they are excellent ingredients in chinese and other meals they are not the substance of our creator.
As good FSM worshippers we put the Fun in Fundamental.
So while we respect those of the FSM church and reformed church..and indeed many other churchs, we do respectfully advise readers of our standpoint.
Dakey Docket
Reader at the Fundamentalist Church of FSM, Buckinghamshire
FC-FSM Services are held in Pastafarian retail establishments in the London area (the original London that is). Aaargh