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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Touch me not has sung her last song.
You can’t get a cork to pop.
I can’t make my feet dance
and I can’t make the rubberband man
come back to life.
He will just rot.
Just found this on Boing Boing:
Richard Dawkins talks about his new book and casualy tosses out an FSM reference..
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/09/26/richard_dawkins_on_t.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWL1ZMH3-54
-rocco
Boring…
why does “Bobby’s last reply” always talk like that?
With all of your Pirate advocacy you’d better watch out for secret ninja attacks
Ninja Turtles drawn by Cathie Reynolds given to Kevin Eastman.
Yes, that is one of many of drawings that I gave away.
because Cathie Reynolds is Bobby’s last reply and the world is going to hear just how talented this woman was and just how giving and smart and needed she was at this period of time we are all going through.
So while you hear my love songs sung by famous people now, you don’t say I love Cher or Barbara Streisand or Celine,
YOU SAY I LOVE CATHIE REYNOLDS
because you are hearing MY songs.
SINNERS.
I believe there is a lot to be said for the FSM. This year, we lost the beloved Arthur “Killer” Kane of the New York Dolls. Wonderfully caring, intelligent man. He joined the LDS Church a couple of years ago, becoming a “Mormon”. His devotion to the religion is remarkable and he continued his relationship with the remaining members of the Dolls. I believe, however, that he has been surprised by his first-hand knowledge of the FSM. The noodly appendage has touched his soul and enlightened him for all eternity. We will all one day see the truth and the unbelievers who still fight against this truth will walk the plank for all eternity.
Bobby’s last reply
Bobby please change drugs!
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? i want to spread the word and i would love a pamphlet depicting Tim DuBay’s Guide to Pastafarianism, it would probably be the best. i am incredably busy but if i have to i will but it might take me a while. i do own a copy of the gospel but when i found out that it was ok for christians to pass out pamphlets on my college campus i knew this was a sign from the all mighty fsm that i must make small black & white pamphlets so that i might hand them out along side the christians. i would appreciate anyone willing to help. thank you
mark
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Whilst I support spreading the good news that the FSM is spreading his goodness around the world by the this movement I would like to politely advise readers that they can get nearer to the FSM by joining the Fundamentalist Church of FSM.
In FC-FSM our beliefs include:
As Pirates we sometimes drink Grog: Grog as anyone knows is Rum mixed with water- not just any old alcohol as some of the colonials would have you believe. And for the most holiest of ceremonies we only use 7 year old Havana Club and Spring water from Cornwall (next door to England -where some of the best pirates where born). As good pirate we like to have a drink - live beer is a good and wholesome refreshment for any pirate whilst on shore as are wine and spirits. Water is also drunk, but in moderation in recognition to health risks.
The FSM does not have noodley appendages - he was formed in the fundament of the universe of finest Durum Wheat…and not some concoction made from string, ribbon or other noodles, egg or otherwise. Whilst they are excellent ingredients in chinese and other meals they are not the substance of our creator.
As good FSM worshippers we put the Fun in Fundamental.
So while we respect those of the FSM church and reformed church..and indeed many other churchs, we do respectfully advise readers of our standpoint.
Dakey Docket
Reader at the Fundamentalist Church of FSM, Buckinghamshire
FC-FSM Services are held in Pastafarian retail establishments in the London area (the original London that is). Aaargh