If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but you’re not prepared to take it. You’ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but don’t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. It’s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.
Peace.
Steve
Ahahah I love this talking about how we will all go to hail and such, and this is being said by those hardcore christians and what not, but if you were really christian you would actually no more about your background. Such as the fact that the Old Testament didnt describe a hell it described *shogul* or *shogoth* Which is just a shadowy place where you die, and that the New Testament with all those stories, is just a collection of stories, much less reliable to believe then the Old Testament.
Sry for the typos i was in a hurry, but felt a huge need to comment Latz
Good thing we don’t burn in hell for poor punctuation use (or lack thereof)!
I think it’s absolutely hilarious when people can’t take a joke. If your religion is so uptight it can’t stand some good-humoured heckling, then the stick up your ass has gone too far and is getting in the way of coherent thought.
Well said Tabby
RAmen
Tabby - coherent thought and religion? surely they get in each others way by default? the god botherers are never going to get it (or the joke). there’s a whole in their mind that they need to fill with superstition.
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still, they’re fun to play with….
I thought of an analogy that may help some pushy Christians understand what it is like to coexist with them. Pushy Christians, imagine you are driving across a country. You may have a specific destination, or you may be just wandering. You are driving along, and there are fellow travelers on the road. Some are broken down, some have fancy sportscars, and some have ecologically-correct hybrids. You stop for food or gas, or ethanol, or whatever, and the attendant or a fellow customer, who doesn’t even ask you where you are going, says, “I’m so glad you’re going to Town X. It’s beautiful there.” You politely inform him or her that you are not planning on going there, or that you might pass through there and check it out in your travels. Then he or she says, “You must go there, and you must drive a Reliant K car with a broken stereo. If you don’t go there, you will end up in Town Y, which is most unpleasant.” In you mind, you think, “What a freakin whack job!” You somehow extricate yourself from the conversation and continue your travels.
The analogy isn’t complete yet, but I must get in my non-Reliant K car and go to work. * I’m sorry if I have offended any Reliant K car drivers. I’ve never even driven one. It’s just that I prefer a different kind of car
I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force my beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. There is no more proof of the existence of the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. than there is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you. And by the Way, the orignator of this article sounds like IanPaisley. If you don’t know who hre is he’s a politican in Northern Ireland, Look him up, have a laugh and then remember that all Northern Irish politics are ineffective and useless because of tprejudice. Do not let this happen to your governments! (USA, Nudge, Nudge) Sorry american people I have no knowledge of the workings of your government but i doubt it could be as laughably complex as the Northern Irish situation. Thank you.
Hello. I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force my beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. There is no more proof of the existence of the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. than there is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you. And by the Way, the orignator of this article sounds like IanPaisley. If you don’t know who hre is he’s a politican in Northern Ireland, Look him up, have a laugh and then remember that all Northern Irish politics are ineffective and useless because of tprejudice. Do not let this happen to your governments! (USA, Nudge, Nudge) Sorry american people I have no knowledge of the workings of your government but i doubt it could be as laughably complex as the Northern Irish situation. Thank you.
“Hello. I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15,”
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I feel I have read this somewhere else?
NTWHM: Possibly, *everywhere* else. Mind, we do thread-flit a lot, we pirates. It’s one way of getting our attention.
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Nice to meet you, Eye Gougin’ Barney Dawkins. Good surname.
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On a note of caution, please take care around One Eyed Jack. I have a bad feeling about the two of you coming together. You know what they say: it’s all fun and games until…
If you think the Catholics are saints then you should read a bit about history.
It’s only been used in the past to get more money, more power, more land and slaves from other religions or murder entire civilizations.
And you believe you’ll end up in heaven by supporting them?
Looks like you don’t have much of common sense if you just accept everything what they say in church and the bible.
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hehe, al of this makes me so…
so…
noodly.
steve
as a christian, you tell people what to do because you probably don’t have any friends. stop worying about hell and get on with your life. fuck jesus (oh wait, i;m jesus)
Come here Tom Crazy
I think steve is right. If he really belives that there is a big invisible man in the sky who watches me have sex and will cast me into a pit of fire for all eternity, then he would be a monster to not do anything and everything in his power to convince me its true.
Of course this god guy could convince me quite easly of his existence. Does that make this god guy a monster?
I would rather be struck dead by a god who revealed himself than have blind faith in one who dosn’t.
Catholic preists are asked to go their whole lives without sex.
Their job is to tell little boys about a big man in the sky. A man who watches their every move and is going to burn them for all eternity in a lake of fire Unless, the little boys go into a nice dark box with the priest and tell him their deepest darkest secrets.
Oh but religion never hurt anybody, the devil made them do it.
I’ll go to Hell if you go to Pastafarian Heaven. Deal?
Maybe then you’ll believe.
Hail!
What do you think about love? >:)