If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but you’re not prepared to take it. You’ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but don’t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. It’s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.
Peace.
Steve
If going to heaven means I have to spend eternity with a bunch of Christians, then I’m happy I’m not going….
The first Midget created was also the first human to die, ever. As he lay down, fatally stabbed by a saber-and-pasta-fork-toothed-tiger (as creatures were closer in His design to All Pasta in the old days,) he was afraid. The FSM was aware of these abrupt changes in the world, and asked what he was afraid of. “My Lord, I have no idea what is happening to me. I am aware of your Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory, but yet, I still feel as if I may never see these Great Creations.” The FSM sighed, and said, “You’re just making all that up. Stop it. Someone might overhear you, and start to believe that some of you will go to some place that’s the exact opposite of what I have in store for everyone.” The FSM was correct, and the dying midget was indeed overheard by a Manic Idiot. It was here that mankind first developed the idea of Hell, and it was here that all humans developed fear-based ideologies.
yeah you go on beleving on an internal image that has been forced upon you, look back , then you will be able to see forward. educate yourself, use wikpedia, and relise that the FSM is the true god
hehehehI’m quaking in my pegleg i thought Christians were supposed to be accepting… its funny how many aren’t
and I believe you are phsyco hypocrite “Don’t bash my religion! Your religion sucks! Don’t make fun of Jesus! The FSM is a doo dooo head!” [that was you by the way incase you thought i was talking to myself (i only do that on sundays)]
Huzzah for the days of worship!
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Dear Steve,
First, let me state for the record that you have a wonderful name. Many great people have been named Steve. You share a name with Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter, Steve the security guy from Jerry Springer, Steve from Blue’s Clues, and many other great Steves, including my late Sheltie, may he rest in peace with his Noodlieness. Unfortunately, Steve, “If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind,” and I believe, Steve, that you have VERY bad grammar. I know what you are supposed to do, and, according to you, I would be a monster of the worst kind if I were not to inform you. Your sentences are awkward and do not contain any of the necessary punctuation. There is something to be said for stream of consciousness in writing, but you obviously do not posess the skills of, dare I say it, James Joyce or Toni Morrison. The following words are spelled incorrectly: “belive” (beliEve) twice, and “Almighy” (AlmighTy). Also, when speaking from a Christian perspective, the words “Christian” and “Hell” need to be capitalized, as they are proper nouns. You have no grasp of pronoun reference, which makes many of your sentences incomprehensible. You will not be able to successfully argue your point if we, the readers, are not able to distinguish about whom you are speaking. Also, your first sentence lacks parallelism and needs semi-colons. I would make the corrections for you, but you’ve completely lost me, and I am unable to make sense of any of it. I just feel sorry for you. It must suck to be illiterate. Please revise and resubmit if you would like to be taken seriously.
Um, by that I mean…. ARRRR!
Think about this: Given that there is really a place like the christian heaven which of course isn’t) and those christs go there after their death, this place must really be crowded with people like Steve and all the other hate-mailers, so this place sucks so bad it cannot be heaven anymore. RAmen!
best religion EVER.
I have been reading these hate-mail posts and comments for a couple of weeks now, and I’ve been having a great deal of fun. I usually try to communicate using the best grammar I can, but I’m not infallible. I sometimes also misspell things. I think that some of the commenters are using internet chat lingo that, thus far, I have neglected to learn. In the spirit of trying to figure out just what these people are saying, I looked up “pwnd” at www.urbandictionary.com. 1. pwnd - tense of pwn.
An internet chat language variety/version of the word “owned”, used in the sence of beating/defeating/outclas sing someone. Usually used in games such as Counter-strike or on messageboards when a user posts arguments or insults that can’t possibly be counter-argued.
Steve, you have been pwnd, like a pony, I might add.
Ooh! I have learned something new! I appreciate “chat lingo” as well and I can be quite lazy while typing, however, while trying to achieve a smug sense of superiority, it is best to use good grammar. Steve sucks at life. Now, on to this new word I have learned. Why “p” I wonder? It’s right next to the “o” on the keyboard, and it doesn’t make the word any shorter. Ah, the mysteries of language. Does www.urbandictionary.com also have a thesaurus? So that I may look up new and interesting words with which to describe people like Steve? I must investigate.
I sing good love songs too and the killing four was not the only one who could belt one out.
Oh and you’re making us cry our eyes out…
animals kill their babies
people kill people
barbarians….
some just like doing it in style and getting medals for it.
LOST WORLD
Can’t make you take a drink
Can’t make you slow down
Can’t make you listen
Can’t take a joke clown?
There has to be a sign
The kind to make you think
And now I can slow down
and take a drink
cause the love this world offered me
made a bloody MARY
AndI believe you have the Iq of a dandylion. But you don’t hear me pointing it out.
Don’t talk about dandelions like that! Dandelions don’t rhyme when they write poetry!
I’m almost speechless about Bobby’s Last Reply’s entries. That’s saying quite a bit. Ok, Bobby’s last reply, you win. I’m not sure what you have won, but it’s yours. Please go celebrate somewhere where you don’t have access to a computer…or anyone to reproduce with.
I’m with you djjack (obviously from Iceland,) I can’t take it anymore.
FYI, Bobby’s Last Reply… I don’t think I can read any more of your comments. I’m taking my toys and going home since you’re not playing nicely. I don’t even know what game you’re playing. (Maybe if we come back tomorrow we’ll have the sandbox to ourselves again. Shhhhhhh! Don’t anybody tell her!)