If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but you’re not prepared to take it. You’ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but don’t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. It’s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.
Peace.
Steve
Aargh me hearties, while an undergraduate on the dark continent I did happen upon a fellow seeker after enlightenment (passed out under a pool table I think) who got his clammy paws on one of those metal button making machines, and he produced this gem “When Jesus comes back, boy is he gonna be angry”. As a merry rumrat I would like to suggest that a substantial number of the sulpher flingers from the Jud/Christ side of the organised religion fraternaty should cogitate upon this.
Case Study:
In South Africa where I am from we are in the process of introducing gay marraige legislation - man you have got to see Christian love in action - marches down the high streets, banners and all the other hypocracy that the God botherers can think of.
I am pretty sure that the FSM and his piratical followers would never do that (those voyages can be long me pretty - any porthole in a storm) - at the same time we have a Pastor who is on trial for turning his 14 year old adopted daughter into a sexslave. I bet you if he had not been incarcerated at the time he would have been leading one of those marches…
I agree with M.L.B…if you take the idea that “God wanted it to happen” to its logical conclusion, we would all be Amish, except with even less to help us…maybe wheels in the shape of a cross, because that is a divine shape?
I am happy in a heaven with beer volcanoe and stripper factory. I am damn glad that I am not in facist heaven where they are singing songs of praise to the Leader. Sounds very Stalinist.
Hell do be a perverse concept. So much so, that it be obvious that there is no such place, and it do be a scare tactic to keep those who do believe from questioning too much.
For instance, consider if someone did tell you that there did be a kind fellow that do wait until we do die. And then this fellow do decide that if you do no believe in a rather improbable and, by current notions of conduct within the universe, sometimes impossible scenario, then you do be punished for ever. I would no call him kind if he spared me and let a single person meet that fate. Now do consider that most people do call this fellow omniscient (which do mean “all-knowing”) and Creator. Then this fellow did design people who could no believe such things, knowing full well that he would punish them as a result. I would call this fellow a monster, stab me eyes.
It do be a good thing that no such fellow do exist, and anybody that do tell you otherwise do be a bloody liar.
AHOY! This “henderob” fellah sure makes for a laugh when you read his statement out lout while pretending you have an extra chromosome!
….he spelled believe wrong….more than once
wow, if he doesn’t even know how to write the English language correctly than how can he be sure he’s reading the bible correctly.
alright. I have one thing to say to you. Peace be with you, and heaps of pasta and beer for us.
i just find it hillarious that anyone, never mind so many, would believe in a propagandist religion that is based solely upon the belief that if you dont join, youll go to hell and be tortured forever, and if “Christianity is the body that God works through to show His love on earth” (pulled off the site http://www.christianity.com/WhatIsChristianity/
third sentence third paragraph) then the “God” that Christians believe in must hate us all, except for those who become his slaves, hell, he probably isnt even A god never mind THE god, he was a good perfectly human ventriloquist with a torch, who convinced people to do what he wanted them to do by burning down bushes, and giving everyone some really, really, really, good weed, hence his silence since the days of Moses
that and the fact that if “God” made Human Beings in “His” image, he must be pretty messed up in the head, just look at the stuff that we do to each other, if were ALL made in gods image, then we must be images of god, and he would be one fat/skinny tall/midget multicoloured suicidal-but-not drug addict-but-not criminal/cop arsonistic-fireman that would need more then seven years for a thought to go through his very fucked up “mind” that he wouldnt be able to move his finger in a week, never mind make the world, and then rest on the last day.
Henderob is a BELIVER…he belives??? I believe we should all fork over a little of our booty and get Henderob THE BOOK he that will save him…a dictionary. AAARRRGH! I’ve been to Hell, it’s in Michigan. It’s actually quite nice.
I don’t much like intelligent design politically, though I am a Christian.
I personally find this site as funny as hell. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is an optional deity in my Daoist Catholic Church, of which I am the Prophet. The others are Reverse Jesus, Allah w/mohammed, and Jesus. I just tried to accomodate the beliefs of all my friends, and create a religion that doesn’t care enough about anything to have people blowing themselves
Now, to those blind-faith Christians (idiots who “inherited” religion and never really though about their allegiance) who have posted here with “you’re going to burn in hell” and “this is dumn” comments, have you considered that you are maliciously fucking all religion in the ass by making a post like that? Really, think about it next time.
Maties! Hell is on Grand Cayman! Also a nice place! A little short on pasta, but no shortage of cash.
I was on a plane to Cayman once, when the pilots carried black plastic sacks stuffed with booty, filthy lucre, cold green cash, collected at a religious revival in Miami that very day!
Makes an old pirate pine for his hornpipe, although the Spanish main was amatuer stuff compared to these hornswaggling rapscallions called X-ians!
Deryk, I am a devout agnostic and never believe anything without it being proven, though I, of course, have my ideas of what I would like there to be in the end (though they aren’t very developed, as I waste little time thinking of hypotheticals that are neither here or there and will never be proven one way or the other) they weren’t built upon any major world religion.
That said, I think that originally the hell that Christians believe in was intended only for those whose “finite” wrong doings created a legacy or some sort of social stigma, or set into action a chain of events that lead to a more lasting and enduring suffering for others. I’ve not sudied this particular notion and it is just a thought.
With this in mind, how long the legacy endures is really up to us. Aside from forgetting about it, we can ultimately either die with this planet when the sun engulfs it or colonize space/other planets…But we have plenty of time to decided that.
How can anyone believe in the Christian god if you can’t see/touch/smell, etc… his being?
Christians and Muslims are the same damned thing. Fools. Petty little spoiled rotten children that stamp their feet and wail if anyone dare show how ridiculous they truly are.
I’ve seen spaghetti with mine own eyes and have found it to my liking.
I have been graciously touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Get over it guys. Open your hearts and allow His Noodly Goodness in.
I can’t wait untill the hym book comes out then we can sing them on our missionary adventures (dressed in full pirate attire of course)
Just showing my support for the mocking of Steve who has so sadly been brainwashed by an evil religion.Thats fact.More people have been killed, tortured, persecuted ECT over religion than for profit.
Religion is very dangerous…JUST SAY NO to religion
RAmen
All religions except the one TRUE one Tomatoe. Which is, of course, PAstafarianism!
oh yes…and how can you have a lake of fire??? That makes no sense…do you mean a lake of lava?
TO: ElmotheStoner
Its the message thats important.You can say lake or lava either way the meaning is the same.
The meaning of that post is:My God(FSM) is just as real as any other, therefore his wrath should be feared even if hes made of noodles because it can not be proven that he does not exist.All thats required is faith.
RAmen brother elmo
When will you people learn? Everyone else has it the right way, your just wrong.
So you believe in a God who is so enlightened he damns people in the depths of hell forever. get a sense of humour!