If I belive you are going to burn in hell

If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but you’re not prepared to take it. You’ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but don’t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. It’s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.

Steve

191 Responses to “If I belive you are going to burn in hell”


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  1. 181 Wench Cyka Oct 8th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    Love is the best! But my idea of hell closely resembles the Chrisitan idea of Heaven, ughhh

  2. 182 Len Guini Oct 20th, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    That’s just gross. My little brother comes on this site, man. Take this off please, Bobby.

  3. 183 El Peatieablo Oct 20th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    Len Guini,
    I know what you mean. My older sister’s little brother comes to this site and I am outraged for her.
    .
    P.S. Why do these crazy people get to post links and mine always seem to get messed up? I tried to post something relevant a while back (I don’t really remember what it was) and that took three tries!
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    (P.S)^2 That’s significantly more than a page of links. It must have taken a really long time to put them there. Come on DanielRaimon! Even fundies have more of a life than that (and sadly, some of their posts are more grammatically correct).

  4. 184 I love eruptions in heaven Oct 21st, 2007 at 12:51 am

    What a sad little man.

  5. 185 Wench Nikkiee Oct 21st, 2007 at 12:55 am

    @I love eruptions in heaven
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    Yes! I think it lives in the chat room!

  6. 186 Wench Cyka Oct 21st, 2007 at 1:19 am

    @ JC
    I know you really got a raw deal in life, so if I happen to catch you near a beer volcano, no worries, I’ll lift that robe right off of ya, you don’t even have to worry about talking me into it! Unless, of course, you’d rather someone with other equipment handle the matter….

  7. 187 the nope Oct 21st, 2007 at 1:51 am

    This is my retards shouldn’t be allowed to write hiaku poems.

    too many variables.

  8. 188 the nope Oct 21st, 2007 at 1:55 am

    or in case you aren’t drunk and near a keyboard:

    This is why retards shouldn’t be allowed to write haiku poems; too many variables.

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  10. 190 AVISPA Feb 20th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    I believe you are a bowl of Tofu Jello. That still doesn’t make it true, although it probably is.

  11. 191 Cape Buffalo Apr 14th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    O, you like to be mocked then, do you. Well I won’t give you the satisfaction. Good post… Hey Christian (yes I even capitalized it) did you ever notice that “God” (that too) is only one letter away from “good” and “devil” is only one letter away from “evil”. Bet we can laugh about that in heaven too, huh?

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