Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
keep mocking
Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 137 Comments
137 Responses to “keep mocking”
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My Momma told me either Billy, Bobby or Johnny was my daddy! Satan was her favorite when she was lonely and used to send me down to the store to buy a pack of Dcell batteries for her toy Satan.
I was never allowed to play with Satan, apparently it was just for girls.
Can you get pregnet from a toy?
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hahaha God is fake and jesus is too, wake up you stupid american christians.
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Hey! Stop trashing Bobby’s last reply! He is my favorite poster. It is because of Bobby that I know that Vogons really do exist.
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Also, would a loving God create a foppish Nazi Pope that wears Prada? At least his shoes are the color of marinara sauce, so there is some cogency.
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By all that is Noodly and Good! I didn’t know my father was Satan! Oh, woe is me!
p.s. is it just me, or does it seem like either there are lots of Steves that hate us or is it all one guy?
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And you have no idea how stupid you’re making yourself look.
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Marcus: BLR (LOVE the acronym, by the way, guys) is a CHICK. Much like myself (just with less brain cells)… click on her name and it will take you to see her poetry… it’s very enlightening and good for a giggle or two.
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BLR is a CHICK? I was hoping for a eunuch.
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Ich HaBe FSM
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See its funny to me to see fundamentalist Christians posting on this saying that whoever believe in the FSM is going to burn in hell. Number one because i am a Christian, and number two because the FSM is an idea folks, its an argument against teaching only intelligent design.
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Oooohh, but you know Tyler, you’re going to hell because you had an IDEA in the first place! Naughty, naughty, you and those ideas. Not supposed to think for yourself.
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Is not thinking for yourself that is against christian values, its thinking anything that doesn’t agree with chistian values. And i know i am responding to something way up the post by, legojedi, but we do have those so called “In Between” stages of evolution. Yes it is true that we havn’t observed any large speciaes evolve into new species, that is to say we have not seen any large species changed so much that they can not longer reproduce with teh original species. But we have ample evidence of single-low cellurlar organisms evolve, it is a fact that many bacteri have genes which allow them to reproduce and becuase they reproduce so often and in such quantities enough genetic mutation occures for bacteria to no longer be able to reproduce with eachother. Its where new strands of bacteria and viruses, such as aids and bird flue come from, geez you fundies need to look at the actual evidence prezented in texts above THIRD GRADE LEVEL sometimes. If you took a flashlight and a microscope up your butt with your head you might actually be able to see this happening, instead of stating that we can’t observe evolution in action.
RAmen
P.S. The very theory of evolution states that only tiny changes can take place at one time by natural selection, as a human generation(or other larger animal) can be as long as thirty years and a bacteria generation can be as short as an hour. We havn’t had the theory of evolution long enough to observe a complete species change amoung a lagrer organism.
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noodly………………….
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My father Satan? You fool! I am Satan!
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I wonder if Satan prefers Linguine or Spaghetti?
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Still i think that it is ludacris that the fundamentalists are wasting thier time telling people that they are going to burn in hell for an idea. Its so funny to me that they are ACTUALLY threatened by this. I dunno, could be because i’m a liberal, i guess that means i get to burn in hell to, but remember this, Ideas are bullet-proof, and they can’t be killed.
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I wonder how the Flying Spaghetti Monster feels about rappers who corrupt the spelling of our youth?
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Thats an interesting question. For that matter anyone have any idea what type of music FSM likes? Besides the theme song from pirates of the Carrabian, what type of music appeals to pasta?
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Ooohh, Tyler quotes V for Vendetta. I love that movie.
Andrew: Some rappers include spelling in their songs… like “I’m a P-I-M-P G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R” and “it’s the capital S oh yes so fresh N double-O-P D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G you see” Pretty much it’s just Snoop Dogg that fights for literacy. Hehehe.
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I agree with you that mocking religion is a very bad idea and respect would be much better.
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Mocking religion is a bad idea? what would be better then, launching crusades/jihads (delete as appropriate) against people who hold different delusions?
Imagine a world without religion. ironically it’d be a lot closer to your supposed heaven than the one we have now…
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Would it have a beer volcano?
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Yes. I will keep mocking.
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can’t remember where i heard the quote but i like it -
“religion fascinates me, but i’m baffled how otherwise intelligent people actually believe it…”
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lol the christians never give up.
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Cathie
They never give up coz they don’t know any better.
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Heh. Heh.
If you truly knew how retarded you sound, yelling at people for having a satiric site. If you were a real Christian, you wouldn’t bother with admonishing us; you’d be too busy staking your claim on some heavenly real estate to really care. You’d be out helping people instead of throwing garbage-gospel to the apathetic masses. Shut up or start walking the walk instead of just talking the talk.
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dude its a joke dont crap ur pants or anything
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Hey Steve,
Dude, you’ve got a typo in that message of yours – my Dad’s name is Stan.
Hope this helps,
Your friend in pasta,
Davey
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You should be honoured to actually have found a site the seeks to show off with such skill and passion the art of Existential surrealism.
You mock you not for the the pleasure but to educate you. Joel is very wrong in his statement about crapping your pants you should be crapping your pants as with bear volcanoes and stripper factorys the church of FSM is more appealing than that of your Christian heaven.
Spider I hear a quote by a poet some years ago,
“…remember God is created by man not vise versa”
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YOU poor poor person, you have no idea. you can have fun laughing with your god, but the flying spaghetti monster doesnt take kindly to that kind of criticism. pirate number are extremely low, and the reason is because christianity classed them as bad people. christianity is the real cause of global warming.
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And dad owes me my allowance too!
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why cany your god haave a sense of humor?
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omg this is a bunch of bull crap i mean this is stupid magic meatball came down and with one thrust of his mighty meat balls he crated the universe THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ITS STUPID!
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Ryan, of course there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster! Prove that there isn’t. Next time you are eating spaghetti and enjoying its noodly wonder, think of us.
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Satan has a boring life. He has a regular job and a steady income. But when he goes home he becomes the Evil Flying Corn Spaghetti Monster!!! With his fragile, fake taste and yellow noodly appendages, he is a nightmare to be around, with only Light Beer volcanoes and ugly strippers around. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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