Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
My Momma told me either Billy, Bobby or Johnny was my daddy! Satan was her favorite when she was lonely and used to send me down to the store to buy a pack of Dcell batteries for her toy Satan.
I was never allowed to play with Satan, apparently it was just for girls.
Can you get pregnet from a toy?
hahaha God is fake and jesus is too, wake up you stupid american christians.
Hey! Stop trashing Bobby’s last reply! He is my favorite poster. It is because of Bobby that I know that Vogons really do exist.
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Also, would a loving God create a foppish Nazi Pope that wears Prada? At least his shoes are the color of marinara sauce, so there is some cogency.
By all that is Noodly and Good! I didn’t know my father was Satan! Oh, woe is me!
p.s. is it just me, or does it seem like either there are lots of Steves that hate us or is it all one guy?
And you have no idea how stupid you’re making yourself look.
Marcus: BLR (LOVE the acronym, by the way, guys) is a CHICK. Much like myself (just with less brain cells)… click on her name and it will take you to see her poetry… it’s very enlightening and good for a giggle or two.
BLR is a CHICK? I was hoping for a eunuch.
Ich HaBe FSM
See its funny to me to see fundamentalist Christians posting on this saying that whoever believe in the FSM is going to burn in hell. Number one because i am a Christian, and number two because the FSM is an idea folks, its an argument against teaching only intelligent design.
Oooohh, but you know Tyler, you’re going to hell because you had an IDEA in the first place! Naughty, naughty, you and those ideas. Not supposed to think for yourself.
Is not thinking for yourself that is against christian values, its thinking anything that doesn’t agree with chistian values. And i know i am responding to something way up the post by, legojedi, but we do have those so called “In Between” stages of evolution. Yes it is true that we havn’t observed any large speciaes evolve into new species, that is to say we have not seen any large species changed so much that they can not longer reproduce with teh original species. But we have ample evidence of single-low cellurlar organisms evolve, it is a fact that many bacteri have genes which allow them to reproduce and becuase they reproduce so often and in such quantities enough genetic mutation occures for bacteria to no longer be able to reproduce with eachother. Its where new strands of bacteria and viruses, such as aids and bird flue come from, geez you fundies need to look at the actual evidence prezented in texts above THIRD GRADE LEVEL sometimes. If you took a flashlight and a microscope up your butt with your head you might actually be able to see this happening, instead of stating that we can’t observe evolution in action.
RAmen
P.S. The very theory of evolution states that only tiny changes can take place at one time by natural selection, as a human generation(or other larger animal) can be as long as thirty years and a bacteria generation can be as short as an hour. We havn’t had the theory of evolution long enough to observe a complete species change amoung a lagrer organism.
noodly………………….
My father Satan? You fool! I am Satan!
I wonder if Satan prefers Linguine or Spaghetti?
Still i think that it is ludacris that the fundamentalists are wasting thier time telling people that they are going to burn in hell for an idea. Its so funny to me that they are ACTUALLY threatened by this. I dunno, could be because i’m a liberal, i guess that means i get to burn in hell to, but remember this, Ideas are bullet-proof, and they can’t be killed.
I wonder how the Flying Spaghetti Monster feels about rappers who corrupt the spelling of our youth?
Thats an interesting question. For that matter anyone have any idea what type of music FSM likes? Besides the theme song from pirates of the Carrabian, what type of music appeals to pasta?
Ooohh, Tyler quotes V for Vendetta. I love that movie.
Andrew: Some rappers include spelling in their songs… like “I’m a P-I-M-P G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R” and “it’s the capital S oh yes so fresh N double-O-P D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G you see” Pretty much it’s just Snoop Dogg that fights for literacy. Hehehe.
I agree with you that mocking religion is a very bad idea and respect would be much better.
Mocking religion is a bad idea? what would be better then, launching crusades/jihads (delete as appropriate) against people who hold different delusions?
Imagine a world without religion. ironically it’d be a lot closer to your supposed heaven than the one we have now…