Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
We could continue to fight about whose imaginary friend is better,
or someone could open up the first FSM restaraunt serving exclusively pasta.
Maybe there could be a little gift shop, where all religious texts would be available.
That’d be pretty cool.
i agree with ian. a FSM resteraunt would be better, and wih all this talk of satan going on, i heard that santa claus is actually satan. aparentlly in the bible it says that “lucifer will appear in a form, and steal away the children”. check it out on the net.
ramen
Laugh with your father Satan…very christian of you to condemn us for expressing our beliefs. Very rational of you to send hate mail to us to try and change these beliefs. Very intelligent to act condescending in said hate mail to bolster your overbearing attitude with just that little bit more idiocy.
Hope you learn how to be a rational, christian (I’m Jewish and i know more about this than you seem to), intelligent person. Ramen.
=D
That makes a little sense. My father has a pointy head, is balding, kinda red…walks around the house in a pair of briefs. Yep. Mah daddy’s Satan. How’re my bruthas (’n’ sistas) of another mutha? D:
(By the by, I’d fly 1000 miles to go to a FSM restaraunt. Srsly. It’d win at life.)
In reply to Voxx…
(17 Sep 2006, 7:42 pm)
Is there any rule against some -ism being the right one? Don’t think so. So then it might be that one is “more right” than some other one! :)
Now let’s find out which one…
Did it ever occur to you that the people who brainwash you with jesus stuff tell you people who mock christianity are mocking with Satan, the made-up bad guy, b/c they want you to refuse all doubt it may arise in you as satan trying to convince you?
I’m a Pastafarian for Jesus, and quite frankly, it’s mindless mutton like Steve that make me cringe and pray for his Noodly Appendage to visit the Earth again soon, and frequently. RAmen.
(I mean, seriously, is he that dense?!)
And another thing…. The concept of Satan was annexed from earlier traditions. He was one of a pantheon of deities that Christianity either wiped out completely or assimilated into Christian beliefs. He wasn’t evil until Christianity gave him a makeover. And the Virgin Mary? She’s a desexualized version of the Divine Mother, still being worshipped by Christians everywhere, especially Catholics. I guess you could say that Satan made me believe these things. That’s just the type of thing he’d do, isn’t it? It’s circular, baboonish logic. Evolve, why don’t you?
That explains his compulsive lying!
I am sometimes truly saddened by the sacrifices that some christians make year after year, generation after generation, no meat on Friday’s, church every Sunday, no porn on the internets, no alcohol, no sex before marriage as if they actually believed suffering for Jesus was the key to heaven….then I just giggle.
J.J. post-Rapture Property Claims Lawyer
I think Satan was derived from Pan - the dude with the horns and flute generally used by good girls as the reason for the bun in the oven in the “bad” old days before the missionaries pulled in. As for him being my dad - it’s possible I guess because I never got to meet the SOB and judging by what my mother had to say about him…
I also wanna know if this means I get any benefits - don’t want fireballs - am thinking a universal infinate tax exemption will do me fine…
Satan doesn’t exist. Therefore, I can not worship him.
At least that’s the way it goes in my religion.
Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
well technicly
FSM IS God
It’s just we dont worship him in the same way as you
OR
You worship the FSM different to us and you perceive him in another aspect to us
Also
FSM says hi.
HAIL LORD CROMDAR!
My fathersn name was Neil not satan. But thats ok. Its a common mistake. People come up to me on the street all the time and ask if I am the son of satan.
Just as a thought as we are all discussing Satan. If my memory serves me right. Old Lucifer fought for us so we could all go to heaven as he didn’t agree with gods….. social restrictions on how to get to heaven. As god had strict rules in place over who gets in. Secondly I thought Jesus has all ready died for my sins. That basically means I can do what I want with my life as it will always be sin free. So I have nothing to worry about as I am going to heaven. Just as another thought why do certain religious order make Jesus sound like he is god and where did the Holy ghost/spirit come from?
bla bla lba….blablabla!!!! bla?! blabla!
HoosierX, I so totally agree with you. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Pappa never told me he was the devil. I guess my babysitters wern’t lying when they told him I was the spawn of satan. Oh well, if I spit fire about this for a couple of days maybe he’ll get me a new soul to throw into the lake of fire.
P.S.
Pappa says if you keep this up he’ll see you soon :o
Satan loves jews.
That’s why he gets angry on the passion when the Jew temple is destroyed.
I’m assuming you don’t know what Satan means. Because Satan is, in the Jewish faith, kind of like a lawyer. His job is to “prosecute”, or try, the living people to ensure they are worthy of going to Heaven. It’s his job, not his choice. Of course, Christians twisted that. And now Christians are twisting Satan again! Or at least one Christian is, claiming that our beloved creator of many sauces and wonderful pasta is, indeed, Satan. But, see, I hope you go to Hell, where you’ll suffer with stale beer and strippers with VD. Meanwhile, I’ll be off pillaging in the Carribean, collecting some gold or whatever I can find that the other pirates didn’t already get, and I’ll be huntin’ down treasures and drinking grog, passing out candy to children, and looking for beautiful women. Isn’t it great to worship the FSM?