Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Would it have a beer volcano?
Yes. I will keep mocking.
can’t remember where i heard the quote but i like it -
“religion fascinates me, but i’m baffled how otherwise intelligent people actually believe it…”
lol the christians never give up.
Cathie
They never give up coz they don’t know any better.
Heh. Heh.
If you truly knew how retarded you sound, yelling at people for having a satiric site. If you were a real Christian, you wouldn’t bother with admonishing us; you’d be too busy staking your claim on some heavenly real estate to really care. You’d be out helping people instead of throwing garbage-gospel to the apathetic masses. Shut up or start walking the walk instead of just talking the talk.
dude its a joke dont crap ur pants or anything
Hey Steve,
Dude, you’ve got a typo in that message of yours - my Dad’s name is Stan.
Hope this helps,
Your friend in pasta,
Davey
You should be honoured to actually have found a site the seeks to show off with such skill and passion the art of Existential surrealism.
You mock you not for the the pleasure but to educate you. Joel is very wrong in his statement about crapping your pants you should be crapping your pants as with bear volcanoes and stripper factorys the church of FSM is more appealing than that of your Christian heaven.
Spider I hear a quote by a poet some years ago,
“…remember God is created by man not vise versa”
YOU poor poor person, you have no idea. you can have fun laughing with your god, but the flying spaghetti monster doesnt take kindly to that kind of criticism. pirate number are extremely low, and the reason is because christianity classed them as bad people. christianity is the real cause of global warming.
And dad owes me my allowance too!
why cany your god haave a sense of humor?
omg this is a bunch of bull crap i mean this is stupid magic meatball came down and with one thrust of his mighty meat balls he crated the universe THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ITS STUPID!
Ryan, of course there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster! Prove that there isn’t. Next time you are eating spaghetti and enjoying its noodly wonder, think of us.
Satan has a boring life. He has a regular job and a steady income. But when he goes home he becomes the Evil Flying Corn Spaghetti Monster!!! With his fragile, fake taste and yellow noodly appendages, he is a nightmare to be around, with only Light Beer volcanoes and ugly strippers around. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!