If you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Lord for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Gods love with them. I am sickened to my heart by this website but it is not man we fight against; it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with.
Steve
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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So stow it people
I am the reason for the steeple
and don’t need to hear anymore from YOU>
OK, no more sarcasm. Do you mean me personally, or all of us? I bet it would be easier for me to stop being sarcastic than it would for you to stop preaching.
man… most people dont like poetry to begin with, but religious poetry… FSMdamn
Darn, you win. I can’t stop being sarcastic. If you’ll tell me how I can get onto the forum for your online church, then I could be sarcastic there. Then, maybe we can work out an even deal: you stop coming here and preaching, and I’ll stop going to wherever you commune with your fellow nutjobs and abing sarcastic. Deal?
Dang, some of my sarcasm leaked onto my keyboard and made it sticky. I meant “and being sarcastic.”
RAAAAmen GLORY!!!! That actually sounds like a lot of fun.
I just can’t wait untill there’s a holy battle; every god from every religion fighting to the death! GO FSM! RAMEN!!!!!
If you truly knew the wrath that the Flying Spaghetti monster is going to deliver to all those who write annoying anti-FSM messages on His/Her board- you would feel sorry for yourself. All your food will taste like Ragu for all eternity
Ditto master. Ditto and squirm like a worm and handle the fierce world like I had to. Maybe mellow yellow might find some satisfaction in knowing that in his hand was a warty hand once. Crazy frog.
get a life.
all of you.
You can find life in your pasta..
or depends on Who your God is.”
but the truth will set you. free. and that’s the end of it.
STOP EVERYTHING!!! She actually said something I sort of agree with…
“So, the reason Christian women have to be weary of marriage these days is because King James is producing babies for his agenda and war. If it means for us to go on strike because mankind just can’t get the meaning of life, so be it. Men need a kick in the pants.”
I DO think that women should stop having so many babies. ESPECIALLY the ones that are breeding an army of fundamentalist christian soldiers. You preach it, lady! RAmen glory!
I have a philosophical question… so, God gives his *son* an ultimatum; “die for these inferior beings or they’ll rot.” How come this isn’t sick? What kind of weirdo father asks his kid be tortured and killed for the sake of inferior beings? That would be like my dad asking me to lay down my life for some chinchillas or something. It might make sense if my dad were so psycho at PETA or whatever, but I’d except more of my God. I don’t think the great FSM would try and pull a stunt like this with one of His own kids…
“You would dedicate your life to sharing |||Gods||| love with them.”
No apostrophe! Plural form, not possessive form!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have uncovered latent repressed polytheistic tendencies in this individual which would clearly explain Steve’s hostility towards the mere possiblity of competion with Yhwh. I don’t think we can take anything of what he says at face value until he gets himself christoanalysed and depaganated. We’re with you Steve.
hm i love you all for all of your beliefs type of thing you know what i mean i really do, many paths one destination, and thats death, so lets just leave it at that, and whatever you believe comes after that can be your little secret that slumbers within you until the “time” comes.
one love
Don’t you have anything better to do than to peddle your lies on public forums?
Everything, to whom do you refer? I have a difficult time distinguishing one set of lies from another set of lies. Some lies are funnier, though. I prefer funny lies.
Sometimes you have to lie. One often has to distort a thing to catch its true spirit.
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- Robert Flaherty
All I have to say is….
WTF are you smoking?? Do you seriously BELIEVE the hate that spews from your mouth?
If god is a just being (I mean, Jesus preached tolerance and understanding, right?) and you live a good life with the “mistake” of disbelief brought to you by god’s gift of reason, then there is no reason why anyone who is a disbeliever is not making it into heaven.
Ultimately though, it is us pastafarians who, while we mock religion, are living our lives to get the most out of it instead of standing around waiting for something which is not coming. In the end, we will have accomplished much more.
Good luck on all of your journies!