If you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Lord for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Gods love with them. I am sickened to my heart by this website but it is not man we fight against; it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with.
Steve
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Yes, of course. Those pitiful non-believers of the FSM. I’ll weep when his noodly apendage is done with them. May the FSM have mercy on their souls.
RAmen
Well, since the bible never said that the angels had the ability to create- and therefor- neither did Lucifer (Satan), God created evil. What does that mean? There’s not a “war” against evil. It’s a fact of life.
Nor did the bible ever say that you go to heaven if you’re good. First of all- the only people who were ever reported as going to “heaven” were prophets and Jesus. And that’s just because they were “perfect.” Since “nobody’s perfect”, you’re already barred anyways. Secondly, Christian views of Heaven and Hell were borrowed from Grecian views of Olympus and Hades- so Hell is more of a “holding place” for souls after they’ve got nowhere else to go. Not “punishment” but merely a place OTHER than oblivion.
If you’re going to use your religion against someone in an argument- at least try and understand wtf you’re talking about. What’s sad is, Bob knows more about this analogistic religion than most of these hate-mail writers know about their own religions.
Steve is special. Let’s everyone be nice to him cause he doesn’t realize he is being an idiot.
Wait, we are at war with you?
Despite your barbaric ways we pastafarians are a peaceful kind who do not wish to participate in your oxymoronic “holy war’s” and would prefer to live our lives for what they are worth because the Flying Spaghetti Monster put us here on this planet Earth to live in peace. Not fight to our deaths over abstract idea’s based, most often; on faith instead of hard evidence as to if a greater ‘God’ exists to guide us.
So go on Steve, continue your war’s with other religions because we will have none of it and when the FSM accepts us into his noodly embrace for our peaceful ways we will try to remember to ask that he forgive you for your barbaric acts of hatred towards his followers and others of his creation, despite if they accepted him or not. After all, to err is human.
God only loves those who does his dirty work. I have no idea why, but first he sends the Israelites out to slaughter thousands of people (and kills those who defies) and then he summon a hippie from the future (Jesus) and who lures the people to think God isnt evil (and burns all the magical works and that could save us) and then he inspires millions people (like this zealot) to be bloodthirsty beasts? Good times- for Him. He laughs as he crushes a human with his teeth, and impales people with with his bony, claw-like fingers.
He is Sargoth-Kuul, people!
Alexa wrote: “Those pitiful non-believers of the FSM. I’ll weep when his noodly apendage is done with them.”
Something must be done now, so the evil one does not ensure the condemnation of more ignorant souls! I will pray to FSM to arrange a ‘Rumble Pit’ style fight (a la ‘Halo’) with all other gods, so this heart-sickening and fighting will be ended once and for all. It wouldn’t be much of a fight though, come to think of it, because FSM would just take everyone over to the bar, buy drinks, and make friends with everyone. Still, a good example for us all….
help! i have been tricked into thinking an invisible, omnipotent, old man who lives in outer space doesn’t exist! somebody save me from my father - satan! ! aaaah
Hey Steve! “Eat a bag of Dicks!” ~Nobody likes onions
Seriously what is wrong with you?
“Im going to heaven and your going to hell, nany nany fricken boo boo”
If you honestly want to defend your belief’s I will be happy to debate you.
Just e-mail me.
scar1×2@yahoo.com
~Allen
I don’t feel much like being at war. I think I’ll just have some Minestrone soup and go to sleep. You’ll have to have the war without me.
I’ll have a panini and a side salad with a coke
Steve - “dona nobis pacem, al dente” which mean basically give us peace, for 8 to 11 minutes in salted boiling waters. Is that too much to ask?
Steve,
I find the things you say to be quite arrogant. If you believe your God to be omnipotent, do you really think He would want an imperfect creation such as yourself spouting near-fanatic beliefs based entirely on your uncertainty? I would think that parading about your assurance that you will enter into heaven is a mighty claim. But I’m sure in your divine wisdom you have thought of this hypocritical folly, right?
Jared
War? What war? We never did anything to you. If we did, the Noodly One would totally kick your god’s butt. But we are peaceful, and we prefer to get our revenge satisfied outside the box. War IS the box. It’s been done.
Steven J,
Your argument of a god creating evil is not fully convincing. It assumes that good and evil do not exist outside the religious connotations. Universal truths outside the realm of any god could be seen to exist and govern the “omnipotent” beings themselves. Also, if a being of only pure good was to exist prior to anything, that does not suggest that all of that being’s creations would be good as well. Give free will to any creation and there is an option of evil (a concept that is considered the opposite of good) beginning. Thus, if a god did not create evil, but created something with free will that created evil; that god would only have created evil indirectly.
There are many assumptions and conditions that can be argued for and against what a god can and can not do, but it could also be possible that good and evil are not so easily defined. Perhaps not polar opposites on a scale, but only a degree apart on a circle. The path around the circle one way is short, but with many shades of gray around the other path.
As always, I caution that you please refrain from statements that attack another person or belief system. True open communication can only be established on mutual respect and understanding. While some may not respect you or your beliefs, that does not diminish your responsibility to respect them.
Thank you,
M.L.B.
not to be cynical, but the most recent paradox I’ve encountered is “can god commit suicide?”
any thoughts?
You know guys, this is a really funny spoof. Personally, I love pasta and spaghetti and meatballs. But to think that you guys are actually being serious about this…I mean come on! It won a humor award and books were published. But that doesnt make it authentic enough to be believed in as a religion. Not that I’m hurting anyone elses religion, I mean I respect peoples choices, but really….a meatball as god? Real funny guys
what if there were no hypothetical questions?
really, this is a pretty good idea for a religion. i follow it, but only as a bit of a joke, and to keep some poor guy from having to get a job. but really, if there is a beer volcano, i want to go there
A word of inspiration…
You needn’t ever fear followers of His way, and you have no reason to doubt. Wise is the one who would see coolness is pirate garb, and reward those who follow his way with a beer volacano and a stripper factory. How else could a god be but good?
Carry your swords with joy, for we are the truely fortunate ones.
If you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Flying Spaghetti Monster for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Flying Spaghetti Monster’s love with them. I am sickened to my heart by the fools that deny Flying Spaghetti Monster, but it is not man we fight against; it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with.
If your God created you in his Image, he gave you a brain. Use it instead of being bamboozled and befuddled by Pseudo-science that claims to know exactly how things happened “6,000″ years ago. Decide for yourself!
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage as you seek real knowledge.
You are obviously confusing the FSM with The Father of Lies. Or are you saying…..Burn the heratic!
The idea of religion is to create a social ground rule of how you are supposed to behave to other people. For example the Ten Commandments. Which in principle are fantastic rules to live by. Then over time more story’s where added. Then twisted for the use of population control. I mean life in those days wasnt easy. So you tell people that if you believe in my god/entity you will have a fantastic afterlife where you wont have to get up at silly o’clock in the morning and all those people you have seen die due to disease and age will be waiting for you……
So to be a bit more blund Religion is just crowd control/people control.
So that would make a preacher a Propaganda minister.
Bwaaaaa… hahahaha… Bwa hahaha ha ha ha…
Oh, make it stop…
i’m gonna pee!
Bwaaaaa… hahahaha… Bwa hahaha ha ha ha…
They may be contemptuous fools, but these christian folks aye be funny, wouldn’t you agree me maties?
Another Christian at war with someone. I don’t know who they’re at war with, but they probably have brown skin and believe something different.
Actually, according to Jewish beliefs (off which Christianity are based), Satan is an “accuser” in God’s court. Satan’s job is to test people to ensure they are worthy of God’s graces and eternal life in Heaven. Isn’t it funny how the Christians twisted Satan from an angel ensuring that only the good get to Heaven to an evil monster aimed at destroying all good? This is an exact quote from the Jewish Encyclopedia:
“Such a view is found, however, in the prologue to the Book of Job, where Satan appears, together with other celestial beings or “sons of God,” before the Deity, replying to the inquiry of God as to whence he had come, with the words: “From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.” Both question and answer, as well as the dialogue which follows, characterize Satan as that member of the divine council who watches over human activity, but with the evil purpose of searching out men’s sins and appearing as their accuser. He is, therefore, the celestial prosecutor, lawyer who sees only iniquity; for he persists in his evil opinion of Job even after the man of Uz has passed successfully through his first trial by surrendering to the will of God, whereupon Satan demands another test through physical suffering.
“Yet it is also evident from the prologue that Satan has no power of independent action, but requires the permission of God, which he may not transgress. He can not be regarded, therefore, as an opponent of the Deity; and the doctrine of monotheism is disturbed by his existence no more than by the presence of other beings before the face of God. This view is also retained in Zech. 3:1-2, where Satan is described as the adversary of the high priest Joshua, and of the people of God whose representative the hierarch is; and he there opposes the “angel of the Lord” who bids him be silent in the name of God.
“In both of these passages Satan is a mere accuser who acts only according to the permission of the Deity; but in I Chron. 21:1 he appears as one who is able to provoke David to destroy Israel. The Chronicler (third century B.C.) regards Satan as an independent agent, a view which is the more striking since the source whence he drew his account speaks of God Himself as the one who moved David against the children of Israel. Since the older conception refers all events, whether good or bad, to God alone, it is possible that the Chronicler, and perhaps even Zechariah, were influenced by Zoroastrianism, even though in the case of the prophet Jewish monism strongly opposed Iranian dualism. An immediate influence of the Babylonian concept of the “accuser, persecutor, and oppressor” is impossible, since traces of such an influence, if it had existed, would have appeared in the earlier portions of the Bible.”
Perhaps the true Satan is the one who tests man’s will to do the FSM’s bidding: religious extremists, perhaps?
SATAN! AT TEH DISCO!
Posts like theese don’t really help christianity at all, just think about it for a minute, why would anyone care if they were going to hell if they didn’t belive in it? I don’t think this site is mocking God, its just mocking people who want ID taught in school. this still isn’t exactly christ-like, but its not blasphemy.
I don’t think ID should be taught in schools, because its not science. Just for the record, I am christain and belive in classic evolution. The bible was written thousands of years ago. And it was written by humans, theese people were insired by God, but they still wrote it. I think that God just didn’t care what those people thought about scince, he just wan’t to get acroos what was right and wrong to them. Maybe I’m wrong, but I honestly don’t think it matters in the end. Jesus never said anything about how the world was created. I think that a trully faithful christian can belive in God without the help of ancient science. I HATE the cliche that christans are unscientific creationists, I hate it I hate it I HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEE it!!!!!
I hope to become a scientist and try and figure out with my own mind how God’s creation works. And to the person who says God is a demon, the so called Holy Wars like the third crusade are about as unchristian as you can get.
A WARNING TO ALL… MY god is the REAL creator of all that exist and like other so called gods he is also vain and vindictive so you better kneel before the FSM or you will have to walk the plank into an ocean of fire.
RAmen
The flying spaghetti onster totally pwns Jesus’s ass.
Arrr! I do be sayin that all these uber Christians be off on another rant! I do be quite sad that all they ateeempt to do about it is discriminate against everyone who doesn’t beleive in “their” supreme, holier-than-thou, amazingly cheesy, cloud flying, thunder bolt throwing, disciminatory bastard of a god.
Aye, Ncik666, and to mention a few religions called “evil”:
-Wicca
-Thelema
-Satanism
-New Age
-FSM
-Neo-paganism
To note, none of these has ever sacrificed any human being, yet God of the old testament encouraged sacrifices of all types, though he is very fond of animals. Mmm… BBQ.
I would say christians are the ones more likely to do human sacrifices in the western world. No doubt.
The FSM saw the cathedrals being built, and he sighed. “These places are built in the image of a being, like myself, but less noodly, and much more angry.” He saw the earth cut up for stone and wept. He saw the trees becomed flattened and looked away. He saw the stained-glass being cut, and he felt more misunderstood than ever. Donning his Eyepatch of Changes, he swooped down from behind an invisible oregano cloud, and made his changes. He later told of his deed to Blackbeard, his horribly-unconcerned prophet, actually, more like a friend he just enjoyed talking to alot: “My friend, blackbeard, with facial hair packed with black powder, and a cutlass for a dining fork, I shall tell you a secret.”
Blackbeard heard this, and instantly became twice as drunk as physically possible, or rather, according to the FSM’s changing of all Breathalyzer readings.
“Those stained glass windows you see, they do not appear as they physically are.”
The FSM explained further, that all stained glass windows appear to be of holy scenes, but only appear that way to the human eye. They all depict, in fact, scenes from the Kama sutra.
excuse me but arnt you breaking one of gods law in that little speech of urs, i would go back over it and check, but you would get confused due to all the contradictions, not 1 person truly knows the meaning of chritionaty, u sicken me,LOng live the FSM RAmen
If your God is going to be so totally fucked as to not enjoy a good joke, well then I don’t want a part of his stupid little heaven. Uppity prick.
If you don’t understand some thing, kill it.
The killing four swears to GOD
and now he finds his match is burned.
Well she burned as long as she could
and what do you expect out of wood?
ASSHOLE
Yeah, well I don’t understand people who call themselves friends and do you wrong either.
I don’t understand why the killing four likes to irk me so.
I don’t understand where the willow tree is
and give me the axe next.
I am trying to understand what makes me want to pile him
with the rest when he claims he is the best.
I don’t understand a lot of things but praying to GOD
never hurt no one.
Those who love GOD obey his commandments.
So killing four,
who is it you want to kill?
Thou shall not kill.
Helnman’s mayonaise brings out the best
but this hell man I can do without.
Actually the reason Statues of Mary weep is because of me
don’t you fucking tell me, I will tell you.
Brown, like my washcloth and a red circle.
BROWN BROWN and football jersey
and brown eggs he wishes to coat.
Mary, Mary
Quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With lots of BROWN dirt
and ha ha, I told you so.
Tomato girl.
You were green once and now you are red?
OH BOY…
red on the inside and black on the outside,
like blood, dried blood.
You’re dying baby, I can feel it.
GO M.L.B.! While I agree with most Pastafarian’s arguments that Steve sounds like an arrogant idiot, I have to respect a well-presented and thoroughly defended argument. M.L.B.’s makes sense, and there’s also the point that “evil” doesn’t have to be bad… besides the fact that if it weren’t there, what would people do all day? Another note is that just because someone is Christian doesn’t mean they’re evil; the centuries of evil Christians before them means nothing but that there were some people way back who had a strange idea about how to save people (killing them doesn’t always work nowadays, though, we’ve pretty much moved on.) And the reason that idiots sending hate mail to a website is a good thing is that for centuries Christians have burned, tortured, executed, and otherwise hurt everyone else and now they only write stupid letters; it’s called progress.
And Eric. I like his post too. And the al dente comment was pretty awesome. Ok, I’ll shut up now…
=D
Quote:
Well, since the bible never said that the angels had the ability to create- and therefor- neither did Lucifer (Satan), God created evil.
No He didn’t! Satan chose to sin. We have a choice also. We can continue to sin, or repent.
I’ll take… continuation of sin for $1000 please, Alex. Thank you.
Oh, and by the way, Steve, there’s “a rat” in sepArate.
But I don’t want to repent, and you can’t make me. Neener, neener, neener. Actually, I’ve probably repented as much, if not more, than many Christians. I repent in my own way, and I think the end results for my life here on Earth are the same as if I repented in the manner and to whom you insist. There is no argument here. If you’re trying to convince me that your particular brand of Christianity is the only Way, you’re way off. It’s like trying to buy a kiwi in a shoe store. It’s doomed to failure.
Just to be fair, the Devil is Chrisian created by the idealogical amalgamation of the Archfiend of Pride, Lucifer, and the Archfiend of Anger, Satan. I feel it is my duty to note that while you succumb to the whiles of the 16 Archfiends of Hell, I will be safe in Noodly Heaven enjoying the fruit of my faithfulness. Let he who is without sin slander us.
I can assure you that YOU DO NOT NEED to worry about what might happen to me after life, MY GOD will take good care of it. You just need to worry about yours, which appers to be a bigot.
Americans are infidels. They play foolish games and make up rules that conflict and don’t make sense. They do it for their own butts and importance.
Hey, now cut that out. I’m American and I’m not an… Wait a minute, I guess I am an infidel. Shoot. Seriously, I am mortified about some things the USA does, but it’s not me doing that. Don’t blame me: I have never voted for Dubya, and I’m not in control of him. I did see an interesting video online showing some tiny German guy who supposedly runs the robotic George Bush. Anyway, enough political stuff. Yes, I’m an American, and I have a voice, however small. I will use my voice and ability to vote to keep other people from teaching Intelligent Design or Creationism, masquerading as science, in my state and town’s schools. Hey, you drew first blood.
Furthermore, the more I read the inane hate-mails and comments posted by some of the more right-wing, less neuronal-interconnected, frothing wingnuts, the more I love the followers of the FSM and other like-minded individuals. The more energy you put into it, the more you pushh me away. From what I have read here, I’m not alone. Can I have a RAAAAmen?
OK, if you were out preaching and got mobbed by some really sick people who said stop preaching or else, you would be a little on guard too for they are the evil ones who are hard necked and evil and will not listen.
So, the reason Christian women have to be weary of marriage these days is because King James is producing babies for his agenda and war. If it means for us to go on strike because mankind just can’t get the meaning of life, so be it. Men need a kick in the pants.
So stop preaching already. Duh!
I will keep on praying and nothing will stop my mission.
NOTHING
Until mankind gets the meaning of life…I will not rest.
The day you stop being sarcastic is the day I will stop preaching.
ramen noodlers
OK
My sister walks in as I am praying to GOD
she says ain’t nobody in here except you and me
right then an ashtray flies off the table.
SO take me to your leader
and I will show you who is the boss.
Bryan Austin of Montrose, Pa wants to be my husband but he is not right for me.
I ask GOD show him who I am.
In the middle of the night,I wake him up.
Bryan, God wants to show you something.
He is going to do something to show you my color.
Right then, the whole room lit up blue.
You don’t know who you are messing with.
I am Momma and I am back.
So stow it people
I am the reason for the steeple
and don’t need to hear anymore from YOU>
OK, no more sarcasm. Do you mean me personally, or all of us? I bet it would be easier for me to stop being sarcastic than it would for you to stop preaching.
man… most people dont like poetry to begin with, but religious poetry… FSMdamn
Darn, you win. I can’t stop being sarcastic. If you’ll tell me how I can get onto the forum for your online church, then I could be sarcastic there. Then, maybe we can work out an even deal: you stop coming here and preaching, and I’ll stop going to wherever you commune with your fellow nutjobs and abing sarcastic. Deal?
Dang, some of my sarcasm leaked onto my keyboard and made it sticky. I meant “and being sarcastic.”
RAAAAmen GLORY!!!! That actually sounds like a lot of fun.
I just can’t wait untill there’s a holy battle; every god from every religion fighting to the death! GO FSM! RAMEN!!!!!
If you truly knew the wrath that the Flying Spaghetti monster is going to deliver to all those who write annoying anti-FSM messages on His/Her board- you would feel sorry for yourself. All your food will taste like Ragu for all eternity
Ditto master. Ditto and squirm like a worm and handle the fierce world like I had to. Maybe mellow yellow might find some satisfaction in knowing that in his hand was a warty hand once. Crazy frog.
get a life.
all of you.
You can find life in your pasta..
or depends on Who your God is.”
but the truth will set you. free. and that’s the end of it.
STOP EVERYTHING!!! She actually said something I sort of agree with…
“So, the reason Christian women have to be weary of marriage these days is because King James is producing babies for his agenda and war. If it means for us to go on strike because mankind just can’t get the meaning of life, so be it. Men need a kick in the pants.”
I DO think that women should stop having so many babies. ESPECIALLY the ones that are breeding an army of fundamentalist christian soldiers. You preach it, lady! RAmen glory!
I have a philosophical question… so, God gives his *son* an ultimatum; “die for these inferior beings or they’ll rot.” How come this isn’t sick? What kind of weirdo father asks his kid be tortured and killed for the sake of inferior beings? That would be like my dad asking me to lay down my life for some chinchillas or something. It might make sense if my dad were so psycho at PETA or whatever, but I’d except more of my God. I don’t think the great FSM would try and pull a stunt like this with one of His own kids…
“You would dedicate your life to sharing |||Gods||| love with them.”
No apostrophe! Plural form, not possessive form!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have uncovered latent repressed polytheistic tendencies in this individual which would clearly explain Steve’s hostility towards the mere possiblity of competion with Yhwh. I don’t think we can take anything of what he says at face value until he gets himself christoanalysed and depaganated. We’re with you Steve.
hm i love you all for all of your beliefs type of thing you know what i mean i really do, many paths one destination, and thats death, so lets just leave it at that, and whatever you believe comes after that can be your little secret that slumbers within you until the “time” comes.
one love
Don’t you have anything better to do than to peddle your lies on public forums?
Everything, to whom do you refer? I have a difficult time distinguishing one set of lies from another set of lies. Some lies are funnier, though. I prefer funny lies.
Sometimes you have to lie. One often has to distort a thing to catch its true spirit.
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- Robert Flaherty
All I have to say is….
WTF are you smoking?? Do you seriously BELIEVE the hate that spews from your mouth?
If god is a just being (I mean, Jesus preached tolerance and understanding, right?) and you live a good life with the “mistake” of disbelief brought to you by god’s gift of reason, then there is no reason why anyone who is a disbeliever is not making it into heaven.
Ultimately though, it is us pastafarians who, while we mock religion, are living our lives to get the most out of it instead of standing around waiting for something which is not coming. In the end, we will have accomplished much more.
Good luck on all of your journies!
What do you think Bobby is doing?! He’s making sure our lives are about sharing the love of the FSM! How dare you think he attempts otherwise. Seriously, shame on you.
RAmen!
Hi, Stevie;
“…it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with….” That is the sound of a head plunging into the sand. The final retreat of all christians; blame the devil! “Oops, had a car accident….DAMN DEVIL” “Oops, my wife is cheating on me….DAMN DEVIL”. Makes no difference that I am a sh*tty driver and a bad lover, it that DAMN DEVIL making cars hit me, and who has put this small penis on me…What is wrong with you christians?!?! Are your lives so sad and small that you have to fill your every waking hour with some fantastical BS about spirits and demons and power and wars? Go play WOW if you need that stuff.
“….. Bryan Austin of Montrose, Pa wants to be my husband but he is not right for me.
I ask GOD show him who I am.
In the middle of the night,I wake him up.
Bryan, God wants to show you something…..”
Listen lady, if Bryan Austin of Montrose, PA wants to be your husband, you should go back on your Zyprexa and stop waking him up in the middle of the night to show him something, unless it is your privates, or you will lose him to the one-tooth-having skank in the next trailer. Your doctor was probably right when he said “bipolar”.
Reminds me a little of this one:
During a huge rain storm in Texas a family gets into their car to escape the flood. They pound on the neighbor’s door and tell him there is a big flood coming so hop in the car!. The man holds his bible out and says “No thank you God will save meâ€.
The flood comes and the man is forced to climb on his roof. A rescue boat comes by and the man tells them “no thank you God will provide a wayâ€.
The man is standing on his tip toes when a rescue helicopter comes to get him. Again he holds his bible and tells them no thanks God will save him.
The man drowns and get to heaven. When he meets his maker there he says “God why did you abandon me?†God says “I sent you a car, I sent you a boat, I even sent you a helicopter what else did you want???â€
Is it just me or is the father of lies Shai’tan, the Sheperd of the Night, Sight Blinder, and many other names. Anyway the point is he is from WoT. Wiki it if you don’t understand.
@Johnny
nice story. actually i think some christians would do that. wierd. but pastafarians are smart. we would have taken the boat.(i picked the boat because that we are pirates at heart)
300 Joules! Clear!
The thread lives!
@Alchemist Aug 20th, 2007 at 11:32 am “300 Joules! Clear! The thread lives!”
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Now keep it alive, without drowing the thread with krony’s argument dodging!
Humm! Can I have a psych consult?
For you, Krony, or Jean Bart?
@One-eyed Wonderkin Aug 20th, 2007 at 12:08 pm “For you, Krony, or Jean Bart?”
.
None:
Alchemist scares the sh*t out of psychs;
I don’t want it;
Krony is gone beyond help already.
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P.S.: I don’t appreciate being summed up together with last said character. If I’d been a Wench, it wouldn’t have been a frying pan, but a 2m large paella pan!
I did not mean to offend you, JB.
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I thought so. But said character pisses me off…
If you must defend your honor, cutlasses and pistols at dawn?
Bwarf… too lazy for that…
… and I could cut myself, too! Not to mention shoot myself in the foot…
“Bwarf… too lazy for that…”
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Respect my friend! Nothing is worth getting off the sofa! Well - not much!
Pasta is good
Ha! he admits there is a war!!!