I seriously can’t wait

Published by henderob September 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Hi,

I seriously can’t wait to get into heaven! I can’t wait until I see you non-believers try to get in. I will seriously be laughing my ass off.

I can’t wait to be in heaven, watch you pitiful non-believers try to get in and watch Mary, the mother of Jesus, kick your asses all around the clouds. That will be my most awesome day.

-Brian Smith

284 Responses to “I seriously can’t wait”

1. 101 - September 26th, 2006 at 6:08 am - Owen G! Says:
   
   

   ya seriously, with an attitude like that, not only are you completely contridicting yourself, and your alleged “correct” religion, but you are also sinning in your own right, its called tolerance and forgiveness my friend, call up Jesus, or see what the “good book” has to say about that one, you will be plesantly surprised

   and p.s ur going to hell with the rest of us than, and Im driving the bus :D

2. 102 - September 26th, 2006 at 3:30 pm - Starbuckaneer Says:
   
   

   Do all the cool kids sit in the back of the bus? Cuz that’s where I want to be then. I’ll be throwing paper balls at people’s heads.

3. 103 - September 26th, 2006 at 3:46 pm - Cap'nUberbob Says:
   
   

   Hi,
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   I seriously can’t wait to get into heaven! I can’t wait until I see you non-believers try to get in. I will seriously be laughing my ass off by the Beer Volcano.
   \
   I can’t wait to be in heaven, watch you pitiful non-believers try to get in and watch Midgit, the creation of Flying Spaghetti Monster, kick your asses all around the Stripper Factory. That will be my most awesome day.
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   -Cap’nUberbob

4. 104 - September 26th, 2006 at 6:53 pm - Jess Says:
   
   

   And just how will you get into heaven with such an attitude? Think heaven needs someone who laughs at others if they’re in hell? Nobody KNOWS if they’re gonna go to heaven. I personally can’t say I wholly believe in the Christian Heaven, but I doubt God has room for people who laugh at others.

5. 105 - September 27th, 2006 at 3:36 am - Glenderson Says:
   
   

   I have never heard a more vengeful, old testimentesque, if you will, response. This guy’s got to be jewish, have you read the new testiment, what happened to forgiveness.

   hahahah ultra conservative christians, I laugh in your general direction.

   Loosen up!!! or the noodley appendage himself will rain down a tentacular fury on you!!!

   RAmen

6. 106 - September 27th, 2006 at 8:41 am - Midget in Pirate Regalia Says:
   
   

   Is she hot? Will she dress in leather? I pay good money for that kind of treatment.

7. 107 - September 27th, 2006 at 1:00 pm - howthehelldidthatparrotgetinhere Says:
   
   

   Hey retard. Mary rode an ass, she didn’t kick it.

8. 108 - September 27th, 2006 at 9:25 pm - Dumpling Says:
   
   

   What an idiot. He assumes other people try to get into what he calls “heaven”, whatever it may mean. Doesnt he even understand many people do not “try to get into heaven”?

9. 109 - September 28th, 2006 at 11:14 am - Laurie Says:
   
   

   I don’t particullay wish to spend my time writing a well thought out reply for thus reason:

   “An intelligent man dosn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it”

   You, sir are a ph00l

10. 110 - September 29th, 2006 at 5:42 am - Bobby's last reply Says:
    
    

    Let us pray.

    What for?

    We are in the end days where man has become self lovers
    and forgotten GOD once again.

    That’s why.

11. 111 - September 29th, 2006 at 5:44 am - Bobby's last reply Says:
    
    

    There is reason to suspect that GOD is not with us.
    John Lennon’s song Imagine There Is No Heaven is about
    the end days. It means, look around you,
    death and crime and corruption.

12. 112 - September 29th, 2006 at 6:17 am - David Says:
    
    

    MIIIIIIIINGE …. MIIIIIINNNNGGGEE …. UR GOIN GTO HELL U BAG OF SHIT

13. 113 - September 29th, 2006 at 10:42 am - Grace Says:
    
    

    your thinking some pretty un cristan thoughts there, I thought cristianity was all about being nice… maby you should try wombatism, two rules , no killing and be nice much better! (and simpler)

14. 114 - September 29th, 2006 at 8:16 pm - Matthew Says:
    
    

    Hey there Mr. I seriously can’t wait until you burn in hell, well first that is not nothing but what they want from you and what Satan wants from you, hate, second the way you are acting is not a Christian way, to tell the truth it is peopel who act like you is the reason why there isn’t alot of Christian who really are, my suggestion read your bible and get back in touch with GOd. God BLess. my e-mail is matlovegod@hotmail.com

15. 115 - September 30th, 2006 at 5:14 pm - Tim Says:
    
    

    This comment is the gayest thing i’ve ever read on the entire internets… seriously.

16. 116 - October 1st, 2006 at 4:44 am - Bobby's last reply Says:
    
    

    Thank you Brian. A picture came out of me at the Sutlovich’s home in Holiday, Florida that beforehand I said this picture will not be normal. I had a cloud over me of white and the rest were normal. At their house also, a ghost picked up a shoe and threw it at my ankle. Eckerd’s Drugs now has the cloud miracle photo. Others were sent to Hollywood to verify that I am the Fatima Prophecy sent back. I have my own collection of photos to prove that I am Mary sent back. It does not matter what you think, it matters what you know.

17. 117 - October 1st, 2006 at 4:46 am - Bobby's last reply Says:
    
    

    Those sinners almost took my life.

    If you were a mushroom, would you love a salad?

    Satan is the master of lies.

    I am not of Satan.

    You all need serious help.

    For the world became rich off of me by trickery!

    You will be the ones to find out what hell is.

18. 118 - October 1st, 2006 at 4:50 am - Bobby's last reply Says:
    
    

    So it is folks, the killing four even calls himself that in a song..”No time left for the killing four.” There you have the proof that he once said to me, you marry a fourth time without me and I sware to God, I will kill you.” He gave me a letter that disentigrated in my hands.” But I prayed for proof that Bobby was given. I can pray like it is nobody’s business because the REAL God knows and loves me. Too bad for you that go on and on and on about it. I know already.
    Life has not been easy on me. I do not want anyone else to lay one finger on me in a derrogatory way. People know that I am this Mary sent back. A baby talking at the moment of birth and prophecising and later pictures turning blue and other signs were the signs awaited for.

19. 119 - October 1st, 2006 at 1:09 pm - David Says:
    
    

    minge cake !

20. 120 - October 1st, 2006 at 1:10 pm - David Says:
    
    

    fuckin minge cake !