I pray for miracles Bobby. I have prayed for the statues of Mary to weep and the Drew St. Miracle which was vandalized. I was born speaking and telling people about God and later persecuted and tortured for my faith by some real terrible people who did not let me have my free will. Faith to me is not a story, it is my life. If it were not for God, I would not want to live. I was seen talking to five UFOs in the 70’s that I prayed to come take me off this planet because it is too evil and I cannot stand it.
God knows who I am sitting here
Published by Bobby Henderson September 2nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 23 Comments
23 Responses to “God knows who I am sitting here”
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Is that the same guy as the one from August 31? The weeping Mary and Drew St. are mentioned in both messages.
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Did this even make any sense?
“I talk to UFOs because you’re EEEEVIL!!!!”
I talk to UFOs because I’m Evil! Nice to know we have so much in common.
(how do you talk to a spaceship anyways?)
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“later persecuted and tortured for my faith by some real terrible people who did not let me have my free will.”
Then what is wrong with Bobby having his own ideas, and his own free will? You must be one of those “terrible people” who will not let other have their own “free will”
And they are only UFO’s to you, everyone else knows that those flying things are really just humming birds.
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This isn’t hate mail so much as mentally disturbed randomness. o.O
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Suicide is a viable option.
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There’s only one good answer to surrealist mail like this.
Fish.
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Waka waka waka?
As I have been saying for quite a while, if you cant live without the idea of an invisible man in the sky, kill yourself.
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why bother carrying on…no one cares, no one understands, and most of all, no one listens. goodbye
From Fellow Lunatics all around the world
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PLEASE READ:
We are not trying to take your beliefs from you! The fact that a non-believer like yourself calls us evil for believing in the one true God, the FSM, is insulting!
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If I had the power of a prophet, or ‘Fatima,” I can think of a hell of a lot more to do with it than make statues cry. What possible purpose would that serve? Why would any god give someone the power to make statues cry? You make so little sense my head hurts!
If the great FSM gave me some of his powers I would get rid of Hockey and egg whites.
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As mentioned previously, if those people are so bad that “they take away your free will” then arent you one of them for trying to say that we are wrong and you are right? Anyways, this is really too random and strange to mean anything whatsoever.
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Wow this person is seriously messed up.
NOOOO! You cannot take away egg whites!
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Why does anybody care whether a person is into God, FSM, Buddha, or anything else for that matter. Ever heard of live and let live? Who gives a crap!
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All I can say is, LSD. Stop using it.
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How sad, that you’re so weak that you need a higher power to give you reason to live. Here’s what the meaning of life is – LIVING. Go out and get some fresh air and experience the world.
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World? which one?
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so your god basically created the UFOs to take you away from his creation after all the work he putted on it? *thumbs up*
just remember that if ever the UFOs come take a pastafarian from the FSM`s creation he will extend his noodly appentices and give him a clean satchel, a towel, and a copy of the hitchHiker`s guide to the galaxy.
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“I was seen talking to five UFOs in the 70’s that I prayed to come take me off this planet because it is too evil and I cannot stand it.”
Excellent! Then… why are you still here…? On this planet where we’re all extremely happy in our evil little ways?
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is this person for real
UFO’s? another pile of bullshit to come from a dumbass
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah, this person is such a dumbfuck
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cue “X-Files” intro music
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Praying to UFO’s? So… he’s a scientologist?
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FSM knows why you are sitting here
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Mentally insane or not, I’m still going to explain some things to you. Where, exactly, did we take away your free will? And I’m sorry you were tortured. I doubt anything you said was true, but if it was, I’m sorry. If your god did create us, and gave us free will, why can’t we exercise it? What’s the point? If I were to be shown absolute and undeniable proof of your god, I wouldn’t want to go to Heaven anyway. You know why? Because he’s a sick-o who is narcissistic and wants us to believe in him or burn. How is that right?
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