I pray for miracles Bobby. I have prayed for the statues of Mary to weep and the Drew St. Miracle which was vandalized. I was born speaking and telling people about God and later persecuted and tortured for my faith by some real terrible people who did not let me have my free will. Faith to me is not a story, it is my life. If it were not for God, I would not want to live. I was seen talking to five UFOs in the 70’s that I prayed to come take me off this planet because it is too evil and I cannot stand it.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Praying to UFO’s? So… he’s a scientologist?
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