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Archive for September, 2006
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Published by Bobby Henderson September 29th, 2006 in site info and General FSM news. 44 CommentsEvolution is a fraud
Published by Bobby Henderson September 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 458 CommentsEvolution is a fraud. I refer you to “Shattering the Myth of Darwinism†by Richard Milton.
While one may correctly say that evolution is a fraud, that is not to say that that same person “believes in†Creation as it is literally set forth in Genesis.
The answer is: We don’t know where we came from. Let’s […]
I wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 430 CommentsI wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God.
If you are right, and evolution is the only answer, then we will all just be dirt-food when we die. But if you are wrong, and the intelligent design people are right and there is a God, then you’ll be in a tough spot.
By the […]
i can see that this is a joke
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 172 Commentsi can see that this is a joke, and very funny to show us how crazy one persons beleafes can seem to some one eles
but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff
but nice to see that you can make money off of anything
just think of […]
You have GOT to be kidding me
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 147 CommentsYou have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I […]
Talk like a pirate day
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in evidence, pirates and General FSM news. 214 CommentsSeptember 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday […]
If I belive you are going to burn in hell
Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 191 CommentsIf I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not […]
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If you truly knew
Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 101 CommentsIf you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Lord for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Gods love with them. I am sickened to my heart by this website but it is […]
keep mocking
Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 137 CommentsYeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
I was just wanting to offer to you all
Published by Bobby Henderson September 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 143 CommentsHello All!
I was just wanting to offer to you all a couple of books that I believe would be very helpful and insightful, because it seems that not many people taking part in this page have done any REAL research. I am truly not trying to be offensive in any way. I have a lot […]
I seriously can’t wait
Published by Bobby Henderson September 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 284 CommentsHi,
I seriously can’t wait to get into heaven! I can’t wait until I see you non-believers try to get in. I will seriously be laughing my ass off.
I can’t wait to be in heaven, watch you pitiful non-believers try to get in and watch Mary, the mother of Jesus, kick your asses all around the […]
Some may have noticed that listed under “Latest Posts” on the sidebar, there are posts which are not shown here. These are hate-mails, which are only viewable in the hate-mail section (click on the hate-mail link on the top menu bar).
I’m fairly certain that you don’t yourself believe
Published by Bobby Henderson September 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 223 CommentsI’m fairly certain that you don’t yourself believe we were created by a flying Spaghetti Monster (considering both spaghetti and the idea of monsters are both products of man’s creativity and imagination), but were simply trying to make a point on how Intelligent design shouldn’t be taught in school.
That is why I am a little […]
You have GOT to be kidding me
Published by Bobby Henderson September 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 95 CommentsYou have GOT to be kidding me…seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a “Flying Spaghetti Monster†created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I […]
2006 Quill Book Awards
Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in Recognition and General FSM news. 22 CommentsThe Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been nominated for the 2006 Quill Awards in the Humor category! These awards are chosen by the public, so it is very important that everyone vote here. Thank you very much.
FSM site redesign
Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in General FSM news. 19 CommentsI’ve been meaning to re-design the FSM website for some time. I finally got around to it, and here it is. Half of the links are still broken, and half of the stuff from the old FSM site hasn’t been moved over yet. I’m working on it.
Look around, explore. I’m open to comments and suggestions.
-bobby
So you find out for yourself Bobby
Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 74 CommentsThat God is watching Bobby Henderson. Everything he says or does. And some day when you meet the maker, you will be in front of the awesome God where all things are possible and you know what? I don’t envy you for the lecture you will get.
When I called down the fire from Heaven
Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 64 CommentsUNDER GOD had a new meaning…. for this hell on earth was true and the end days are true and disasters are true to his word what he will do to us.
He is so mad that he should like to baptize us all with FIRE Bobby. That means send us to hell where we belong.
That is my cheese sandwich that sold on EBAY
Published by Bobby Henderson September 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 86 CommentsBecause Satanists are trying to irk the shit out of me and keep getting thrilled by being total assholes is not my problem.
May the force be with me when the time comes and it is coming.
Look for more signs to show that in the future.
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