Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him and most people still do! Anything He wanted to do, He did. He turned water into wine and if He wanted to he could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into caffine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He could’ve even turned you into a pile of spegetti, but he didn’t because He was that cool. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool.If you were blind or lame, you just went to Jesus and He would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That’s so cool. He could’ve played guitar better than hendrix. He could’ve told the future. He could’ve baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could’ve scored more goals than gretzky. He could’ve danced better than barishnikov. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat His body and drink His blood. That’s so cool. He also said that if you didn’t believe in Him and Him only, you’d go to a place where you would get tormented and poked in the tukuss for all eternity. That’s so cool. Jesus was so cool. Some people got jealous of how cool He was, so they killed Him. But then He rose from the dead. He rose from the dead, danced around, then went up to heaven. I mean, that’s so cool. Jesus was way cool. No wonder there are so many Christians. So why are you turning your back on someone as cool as Jesus? Aren’t you affraid of being poked in the tukuss? Why can’t you be more like our president or the Fallwells, Insted of being more like the Al Frankin or the Baldwins? More like Fox news instead of CNN?

Warmest Regards, Brendan Fenno