Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him and most people still do! Anything He wanted to do, He did. He turned water into wine and if He wanted to he could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into caffine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He could’ve even turned you into a pile of spegetti, but he didn’t because He was that cool. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool.If you were blind or lame, you just went to Jesus and He would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That’s so cool. He could’ve played guitar better than hendrix. He could’ve told the future. He could’ve baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could’ve scored more goals than gretzky. He could’ve danced better than barishnikov. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat His body and drink His blood. That’s so cool. He also said that if you didn’t believe in Him and Him only, you’d go to a place where you would get tormented and poked in the tukuss for all eternity. That’s so cool. Jesus was so cool. Some people got jealous of how cool He was, so they killed Him. But then He rose from the dead. He rose from the dead, danced around, then went up to heaven. I mean, that’s so cool. Jesus was way cool. No wonder there are so many Christians. So why are you turning your back on someone as cool as Jesus? Aren’t you affraid of being poked in the tukuss? Why can’t you be more like our president or the Fallwells, Insted of being more like the Al Frankin or the Baldwins? More like Fox news instead of CNN?
Warmest Regards, Brendan Fenno
Most people still hang out with Jesus? I’ll bet the 4.5 billion non-christians lliving on this planet with 6.6 billion total people will all tend to disagree with that. I’d also bet that an awful lot of the people I counted as christian wouldn’t accept all of the other people I accepted as christians. Actually, given my past experience with christians, it is still up in the air as to whether they would consider all of them to even be people.
Wayne Gretzky can beat any nut job, real or imaginary, at hockey.
“He also said that if you didn’t believe in Him and Him only, you’d go to a place where you would get tormented and poked in the tukuss for all eternity. That’s so cool.” Um… you have an odd opinion of cool (are you sure you’re not a sadist?). Also, you use the word “cool” too much.
I stopped at gretzky. *slap* You’re an idiot. *slap* None of what you’re saying has any basis in fact. *slap* Hendrix was too cool for jesus. *slap* Fox News is Biased. *slap* I’m assuming you’re talking about Bush. *slap* Get a THESAURUS! *slap* COOL ISN’T THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! *slap* That was because I felt like it. *slap* That one too.
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turned wheat into WHAT?
…opposes the U.S. global “war on drugs”, claiming its language is misleading, and refers to it as “the war on certain drugs.” He favors drug policy reform, in education and prevention rather than military or
police action as a means of reducing drug use. [89] In an interview in 1999, Chomsky argued that, whereas crops such as tobacco receive no mention in governmental exposition, other non-profitable crops, such as
marijuana are attacked because of the effect achieved by persecuting the poor: [90] He has stated:
U.S. domestic drug policy does not carry out its stated goals, and policymakers are well aware of that. If it isn’t about reducing substance abuse, what is it about? It is reasonably clear, both from current actions and the historical record, that substances tend to be criminalized when they are associated with the so-called dangerous classes, that the criminalization of certain
substances is a technique of social control. [91]
that was more from mr chomsky.
if any1 interested.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky
Apparently, even what i cut & paste from online, ALTERED.
I read thru what was actually said (on my display, anyway) & it does not reflect accurately; there is no such ‘language’ on the other thread, as yiddish…it is a DIALECT, a slang of two languages; & laws in place- which was not clear when i clippec this- ARE there, to stem abuse…i have never heard of any ‘plot’ concerning financial status & this. people from all backgrounds r interested in having that made not illegal. & no idea what this is meant 2 imply…because it said something completely different, the last time it was looked up.
things r not displaying accurately on this end period.
& cannot say when it last has, for that matter.