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Jesus loves you guys

Published August 14th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, I was you website though a form that was arguing Christians vs evolution. Then someone said what about FSM and we learned of your weird clan thing. I went to you “hate mail” section and was sadden by what some people said and how they displayed Christians as Hippocrates. But, I’m hoping you put me into your “hate mail” except this is more of a love mail letter. Knowing you will make fun of this and maybe mess with words I will say what I have to say. When I was looking though your site I literally started to tear up thinking of what you guys are doing and how you are mocking God. because I know that if you were to die today that you would all go to hell. unless at one point you declared Christ as your lord and savior. I just want to say i guess is that God loves you no matter what and that I will pray that you may come to accept Jesus in your heart and I know that this will most likely not effect you but, I had to try so God-bless and keep you safe and out of harm and remember no matter how much you hate him he loves you two times as much :)

PS email me if you put this on your site (and pirates are awesome) -Erik Jackson



71 Responses to “Jesus loves you guys”

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  1. Averross says:

    @Cultural Snow
    HIPPOCRATES is also an anagram of “CRAPPIEST HO.” Does that mean the Christian heaven has a stripper factory as well… but ones who perform poorly?

  2. Privateer says:

    @ Jack
    God does not touch your weiner at night!
    Have you been sitting on your left hand before going to bed again.
    You will go blind, for it is written

  3. quietplease says:

    Hippo Crates?

    Oh, dude, I need some crates for those Hippos that are always running around in my house…. bitches have ADHD

  4. AVISPA says:

    If heaven has people like you in it, I don’t want to be there!

  5. Cape Buffalo says:

    didn’t you get the email… all of these christians are sending “love mail”

  6. Garrick McElroy says:

    I’m going to hell for exercising free will. How nice of him.

  7. Mary Sibley says:

    Usually I do not read article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do it! Your writing style has been surprised me. Thanks, quite nice article.

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