i do not know why you might have suggested something weird like this anyways; who might have though the flying spaghetti monster or whatever would be compared to someone like Jesus. First of all the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of matter, and so it had to created in the first place. Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son. The intelligent design does agree with something or someone having to do with our being, but it is not likely to be made out of matter as we suppose as everything matter was created. Well, I hope my writing clears your thoughts about how the Flying Spaghetti Monster could not possibly be related in anyway to Jesus, and why the Intelligent Design is important as it shows what is true and that people who are rejecting scientific truth are just afraid that everything they feared is happening i.e. they are going to be judged. First people asked for proof, now they mock the proof and this is what can be seen from this blasphemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or what ever might follow suit. It always feels good to gain fame but consider that christianity might be true and there is a posibility that all what we christians believe might happen someday.. to mock its fun but i dont think you should mock something sacred like that.. you might be taking my whole thing as just a joke, well i hope you understand someday that Jesus is there and so is God and that you making fun is only going to cause more problems to you because he is watching you no matter if you believe what i say or not.. its not always about fun.. consider the reality before you joke about it. i hope you take back what you said someday in your life.. you know better than kidding about the God i guess..
“I’ve heard that the Muslim extremists (the terrorists) claim they will each get a hundred virgins in Heaven for killing themselves in a religious suicide…”
If only that was what they said on Fox..
“Religeous terrorist blow up a car bomb”
I guess G.B. thinks that’s good enogh reason to go and waste the live of inocent people, both american and iraqi. and this is even more weird: I was holding an anti-war protest at a store, I’m pretty sure it was a 7/11, and guess wat it said in the news paper!! it said that i was “un-patriotic”!! wow, whenever i protest to SAVE the lives of AMERICANS, i’m doing a bad thing!!
I just couldn’t finish reading it .. I also saw “Blah blah blah blah Jesus yay! blah blah FSM nay! blah blah blah blah.”
Perhaps that is the Noodly Appendage of The Great Noodly One at work! Protecting me from … Drivel.
I have nothing but pity for these poor misguided cretins. The way the ramble on, vainly trying to defend their beliefs, reminds me of a childs nonsensical outpourings when they see something exciting or incomprehensible to them. Its heart breaking to think of them reciting all this religious guff with such proud conviction. I really cant bring myself to pick apart their arguments, such as they are. They’re probably better off.
A (small) clarification regarding terrorists and virgins: The great Spaghetti has intervened and guarentees that the supply of virgins will never be exhausted (or get exhausted!). An infinite number of rooms exist, occupancy = martyrs modulo 101 (or 73 depending on your beliefs…). As each room fills with the next 101 (or 73) martyrs, the door is closed – and locked. Each martyr now has 100 (or 72) virgins! A self-sustaining process. A miracle if you ask me. Just more proof of His devine appendage in action…
“there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son.”
how do you know that Jesus didn’t look like that? you ever seem him?
“the supply of virgins will never be exhausted”
I asume the point of the virgins is to have sex with them. But who wants to have sex with a virgin anyway? They finish in 5 sec….
Well, this letter is just a fun jaunt through ecumenical(sp?) politics. Jesus WAS made of matter, as he was a real person composed of real flesh and bone and squishy bits. The divinity of Jesus was confirmed something like 500 years AFTER HIS DEATH!! Jesus had no say in the situation!
Your image of “God” is no more right or wrong than anyone elses, unless you can provide empirical evidence to the contrary (rigged statues and rednecks drunk on strychnine don’t count).
Oh,and spellcheck, punctuation, and the rules of English grammar are your friends.
-Tom
I couldnt finish it. But if jeuas was real then he was made of matter.