i do not know why

Published August 6th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

i do not know why you might have suggested something weird like this anyways; who might have though the flying spaghetti monster or whatever would be compared to someone like Jesus. First of all the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of matter, and so it had to created in the first place. Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son. The intelligent design does agree with something or someone having to do with our being, but it is not likely to be made out of matter as we suppose as everything matter was created. Well, I hope my writing clears your thoughts about how the Flying Spaghetti Monster could not possibly be related in anyway to Jesus, and why the Intelligent Design is important as it shows what is true and that people who are rejecting scientific truth are just afraid that everything they feared is happening i.e. they are going to be judged. First people asked for proof, now they mock the proof and this is what can be seen from this blasphemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or what ever might follow suit. It always feels good to gain fame but consider that christianity might be true and there is a posibility that all what we christians believe might happen someday.. to mock its fun but i dont think you should mock something sacred like that.. you might be taking my whole thing as just a joke, well i hope you understand someday that Jesus is there and so is God and that you making fun is only going to cause more problems to you because he is watching you no matter if you believe what i say or not.. its not always about fun.. consider the reality before you joke about it. i hope you take back what you said someday in your life.. you know better than kidding about the God i guess..



18 Responses to “i do not know why”

  1. El Peatieablo says:

    “Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son.”

    Well, considering that Jesus does not exist, and it therefore not a son (much less the son) and that FSM is not a son, I think are a bit related…

    “the Flying Spaghetti Monster could not possibly be related in anyway to Jesus”

    Of course they are different! FSM exists and Jesus doesn’t, duh…

    “First people asked for proof, now they mock the proof”

    First Guy “All dogs have cheese in their livers.”
    Second Guy “No they don’t, and I can prove it because, being a veterinarian, I have seen a dog’s liver without any cheese in it.”
    First Guy “I can prove my case as well. Hey look it is a cute little squirrel!”
    Second Guy “Dude, that’s not proof.”
    First Guy “insert anything you have ever heard a fundie say here”

    Sure christianity might be right. But if you consider Pastafarianism to be mocking it, then christianity is certainly mocking every other religion in the world. Have you ever considered that they might be right? Ever though of criticizing people for something that you aren’t actually doing at that very moment?

    “you know better than kidding about the God i guess..”
    What does this mean? Does it mean that I know more than god? I do, because god doesn’t exist. Also “..” doesn’t mean anything…

  2. Heartburn Home Remedy says:

    This is very up-to-date information. I’ll share it on Twitter.

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