Hey Pirate…

Published August 19th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!

You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South

America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….

However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..



122 Responses to “Hey Pirate…”

  1. Etay says:

    Revised:
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    The only Pirate you are is a piratical pirate! Too!
    You and your group of lovely, non-misguided, beautiful, witty, sexy, drunken, pirate friends really need a good ass, though. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your pirate friends, and I’ll bring my friends and we can have a tea party! We’ll even have a nice little discussion.
    However, before we meet I would like to get to know you better. :)
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    I love people.

  2. Penne Iteration says:

    Is it true that beer flows like the nile in Noodly heaven? Hope not, just got back from Egypt last week and had the raging sh*its all week. Brown water out of the taps all week, couldnt eat or touch anything without imbibing a petrie dish full of bugs. Was of course some God like retribution no doubt for throwing one off last week.

  3. DutchPastaGuy says:

    @Penne Iteration
    No the beer in Pastafarian paradise flows like lava from the beer volcano. Except that it’s not raging hot but nicely cool.

  4. Commodore Angryy says:

    Etay, what are you talking about?

  5. Etay says:

    I don’t know, Commodore.

  6. AVISPA says:

    Thank you

  7. Daniel says:

    100% sure this is an 11yr old boy.

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