The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATEâ€¦.butt plugging parrots too!
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaksâ€¦um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussionâ€¦â€¦.
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testamentâ€¦â€¦..