Comments on: Great gonads of BROWN magic http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:35:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Dr Dagger http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-259284 Dr Dagger Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:29:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-259284 There's a reason for everyone laughing at you. There’s a reason for everyone laughing at you.

]]> By: Père des Pâtes http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2878 Père des Pâtes Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:54:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2878 And have y'all noticed that Catholicism is Roman Mythology draped in Christian covering? Why else do we pray to the saints and constantly canonize people, just in case we get tired of praying to the other 1,000 or so saints...because they're lesser "gods" and have to intercede with the Big Bad Scary Vengeance God. And have y’all noticed that Catholicism is Roman Mythology draped in Christian covering? Why else do we pray to the saints and constantly canonize people, just in case we get tired of praying to the other 1,000 or so saints…because they’re lesser “gods” and have to intercede with the Big Bad Scary Vengeance God.

]]> By: Valkyrie http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2860 Valkyrie Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:32:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2860 "By the way, Mr. Christian, on behalf of all the pagans out there, we want our Yule trees out of your homes. And for goodness sake, quit celebrating Samhain (Halloween) and Eostre (Easter) for the candy." Agreed! You must head the one about Holloween that the x-tians made up last year... I don't have the pamplet anymore, but it was pretty funny and strained. Lamest story I ever heard: [sarcasim: on] As a brief summary of it goes, long time ago Holloween got its name from the day before it being All Saint's Day. As the day before it (oct 31) was an "eve" of this "Hollow" or "Holy" day, it was called Hollowed Eve... but of course as we all know, "eve" is interchangable with "ween". So there is how "holloween" got its name. Now for the rest of the explaination (Paul Harvey would call the next paragraph "The rest of the story"). People "who loved Jesus" would go and follow a tradition that dictated that they should light candles in their windows and give food to the poor and homeless who would knock at their doors. Children excited to see the beggars would stay up and peek out the windows to watch the scavengers as their parents handed out food. Now, some of these poor people didn't "love Jesus" so they would make scary faces at the children and wear scary clothing and make up. It wasn't very nice to scare the children "who love jesus". Nowadays People "who love Jesus" are supposed to give out candy to the scary non-believers in good faith and love to prove they are not afraid of Satan. [sarcasim: off] Quit stealing our holidays and make up your own or at least celebrate it for the original reason! I talked like a pirate all day (except in this post, yarr) for the FSM, not for my pagan religion. “By the way, Mr. Christian, on behalf of all the pagans out there, we want our Yule trees out of your homes. And for goodness sake, quit celebrating Samhain (Halloween) and Eostre (Easter) for the candy.”

Agreed! You must head the one about Holloween that the x-tians made up last year… I don’t have the pamplet anymore, but it was pretty funny and strained. Lamest story I ever heard:

[sarcasim: on]
As a brief summary of it goes, long time ago Holloween got its name from the day before it being All Saint’s Day. As the day before it (oct 31) was an “eve” of this “Hollow” or “Holy” day, it was called Hollowed Eve… but of course as we all know, “eve” is interchangable with “ween”. So there is how “holloween” got its name. Now for the rest of the explaination (Paul Harvey would call the next paragraph “The rest of the story”).

People “who loved Jesus” would go and follow a tradition that dictated that they should light candles in their windows and give food to the poor and homeless who would knock at their doors. Children excited to see the beggars would stay up and peek out the windows to watch the scavengers as their parents handed out food. Now, some of these poor people didn’t “love Jesus” so they would make scary faces at the children and wear scary clothing and make up. It wasn’t very nice to scare the children “who love jesus”.

Nowadays People “who love Jesus” are supposed to give out candy to the scary non-believers in good faith and love to prove they are not afraid of Satan.
[sarcasim: off]

Quit stealing our holidays and make up your own or at least celebrate it for the original reason! I talked like a pirate all day (except in this post, yarr) for the FSM, not for my pagan religion.

]]> By: someone http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2187 someone Sun, 17 Sep 2006 00:11:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-2187 this is probably the worst comment i have ever laid eyes upon i read it and my head exploded halfway through, and then i had to jam a spoon up my ass to stop the email from singing a song that doesnt exist this is probably the worst comment i have ever laid eyes upon
i read it and my head exploded halfway through, and then i had to jam a spoon up my ass to stop the email from singing a song that doesnt exist

]]> By: Noodly...? http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1911 Noodly...? Thu, 14 Sep 2006 14:15:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1911 One thing about this...Christmas trees have nothing to do with Christianity. If memory serves me right, they were appropriated by the...Dutch? (please set me right bout that, i have no idea) from a pagan religion. Anyway, they are only a symbol of the commercialised Christmas, not the religious one. =D One thing about this…Christmas trees have nothing to do with Christianity. If memory serves me right, they were appropriated by the…Dutch? (please set me right bout that, i have no idea) from a pagan religion. Anyway, they are only a symbol of the commercialised Christmas, not the religious one.

=D

]]> By: Jenna http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1907 Jenna Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:58:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1907 ho ho ho? ho ho ho?

]]> By: puffaliaz http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1700 puffaliaz Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:50:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1700 Wow. /now/ I remember why i gave up all songs with lyrics... Wow. /now/ I remember why i gave up all songs with lyrics…

]]> By: Trawler the Parrot http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1699 Trawler the Parrot Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:49:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1699 Can anyone say heavy metal poisoning? Can anyone say heavy metal poisoning?

]]> By: Biscuit http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1698 Biscuit Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:36:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1698 I though it was just a headache but after reading this one my head has exploded. I beleive one must actually make an effort at being so irrational, this can not be an accident but rather proof that children should not eat lead paint chips. I though it was just a headache but after reading this one my head has exploded.

I beleive one must actually make an effort at being so irrational, this can not be an accident but rather proof that children should not eat lead paint chips.

]]> By: jism http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1697 jism Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:00:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1697 oh that song! yeah he's the baddest man in the whole damn town..everybody!..badder than a ol' king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog..whoa! evidently he has a thing for or against jim croce as well. oh that song! yeah he’s the baddest man in the whole damn town..everybody!..badder than a ol’ king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog..whoa! evidently he has a thing for or against jim croce as well.

]]> By: Declanation http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1696 Declanation Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:38:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1696 What bleeding crap radio station does he/she listen to? What bleeding crap radio station does he/she listen to?

]]> By: YAY http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1695 YAY Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:32:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1695 another lunatic, come to send funny and random emails to all those devoted pastafarians out there Ramen another lunatic, come to send funny and random emails to all those devoted pastafarians out there

Ramen

]]> By: Allen http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1694 Allen Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:50:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1694 Probably the best part of this letter is that it made absolutely no sense. Dont start typing up random letters when you have'nt even leared the basics when it comes to writing a letter. Probably the best part of this letter is that it made absolutely no sense.

Dont start typing up random letters when you have’nt even leared the basics when it comes to writing a letter.

]]> By: Mythos http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1693 Mythos Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:24:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1693 You really should consider checking into a sanatorium if you think your post made any sense what so ever. I agree you are quite mad, totally and completely insane; either that or just too stupid & closed minded to understand the point of the FSM. If you want reverence for anything how about our reverence for the idealism of the FSM - the fact that creationism does NOT belong in public schools being taught to our children as science. You really should consider checking into a sanatorium if you think your post made any sense what so ever. I agree you are quite mad, totally and completely insane; either that or just too stupid & closed minded to understand the point of the FSM. If you want reverence for anything how about our reverence for the idealism of the FSM - the fact that creationism does NOT belong in public schools being taught to our children as science.

]]> By: Secret http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1692 Secret Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:29:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1692 >_> Having read the other three, I can only come to the conclusion that they're using a random letter generator now. >_>

Having read the other three, I can only come to the conclusion that they’re using a random letter generator now.

]]> By: swaiNorsa http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1691 swaiNorsa Sat, 02 Sep 2006 20:02:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1691 "What? You can't read?" Can someone translate what he's saying to me? I can't read 'cause I'm illiterate. “What? You can’t read?”

Can someone translate what he’s saying to me? I can’t read ’cause I’m illiterate.

]]> By: Halbie http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1690 Halbie Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:19:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1690 People put their pets on top of christmas trees as decoration? What? That disturbs me a little... I think the key sentance in this email is "I am mad." It's telling that "mad" was used instead of the more obvious choice, "angry". It seems like halfway through the e-mail the writer has actually decided that he or she IS the Virgin Mary, and hence that whole "I am sung about on the radio" bit. Perhaps that is the real reason the Virgin Mary statues weep... Identity theft sucks. People put their pets on top of christmas trees as decoration? What? That disturbs me a little…

I think the key sentance in this email is “I am mad.” It’s telling that “mad” was used instead of the more obvious choice, “angry”. It seems like halfway through the e-mail the writer has actually decided that he or she IS the Virgin Mary, and hence that whole “I am sung about on the radio” bit. Perhaps that is the real reason the Virgin Mary statues weep… Identity theft sucks.

]]> By: Fidello http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1689 Fidello Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:18:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1689 Huh? Can someone translate that rant? I said it before and I'll say it again - It does not matter what you *think* you're typing, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will use His Noodly Appendage to scramble your email into a bunch of non-sense. Huh? Can someone translate that rant?

I said it before and I’ll say it again - It does not matter what you *think* you’re typing, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will use His Noodly Appendage to scramble your email into a bunch of non-sense.

]]> By: EJ http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1688 EJ Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:26:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1688 You know, the Christians would be so much more compelling if so many of them didn't come off sounding like they were dropping acid prior to pounding out their hate mails. Maybe I haven't had enough caffeine this morning, but that letter made zero sense. I am convinced that the words could be randomly shuffled about into a new letter and it would make an equal amount of sense to me. By the way, Mr. Christian, on behalf of all the pagans out there, we want our Yule trees out of your homes. And for goodness sake, quit celebrating Samhain (Halloween) and Eostre (Easter) for the candy. Show some integrity and get your own holy days - we're tired of you appropriating ours. Cheers! You know, the Christians would be so much more compelling if so many of them didn’t come off sounding like they were dropping acid prior to pounding out their hate mails. Maybe I haven’t had enough caffeine this morning, but that letter made zero sense. I am convinced that the words could be randomly shuffled about into a new letter and it would make an equal amount of sense to me.

By the way, Mr. Christian, on behalf of all the pagans out there, we want our Yule trees out of your homes. And for goodness sake, quit celebrating Samhain (Halloween) and Eostre (Easter) for the candy. Show some integrity and get your own holy days - we’re tired of you appropriating ours. Cheers!

]]> By: robin http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1687 robin Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:48:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/31/great-gonads-of-brown-magic.htm#comment-1687 great gonads of brown magic, batman! great gonads of brown magic, batman!

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