Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Connect
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase the Gospel
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Give
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Miscellaneous
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
The trend in all these e-mails seems to be that they assume we agree that Christ existed and that God is real. I believe I speak for every FSM adherant when I say that we do not; so it’s hardly convincing.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Think what you want about Jesus or God, but one FACT that is certain, and one person that DOES exist is this American Soldier. (Well, actually Sailor)…hehe Do you believe in us servicemembers???
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Did he just assume we’re soldier haters?
’cause ya know, that just makes you look retarded.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This is why FSM is so much more believable. No one has ever *seen* God, or even a part of *God* — but pasta is everywhere! Whenever I see a box of angle hair or rigatoni, I know that I am in the presence of His Grace.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Okay the Jesus thing I kind of expected – the soldier thing was a little odd.
The soldiers are dying for our freedom, yes? Freedom as in, oh, I dunno, the freedom to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster if we want to? Your point therefore becomes null by means of your own “logic”. What do you think, that the soldiers are returning Jesus’ favor or something?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As a FSM (PBUTFSM) adherent since 2005, I forgive those who trespass against us with such misunderstandings. May the FSM enter their hearts and shine the Light of Truth upon them. Peace Be Upon The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
*PBUTFSM = Peace Be Upon The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
See, the fact of the matter is, those of us who believe in God know that he is real, and the spaghetti monster is fake. And those of you who believe the spaghetti monster is real know it is fake, but you also know that God is real. So you can keep clowning around all you want, but those facts are certain.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“This is why FSM is so much more believable. No one has ever *seen* God, or even a part of *God* — but pasta is everywhere! Whenever I see a box of angle hair or rigatoni, I know that I am in the presence of His Grace.”
Posted by: Q | August 19, 2006 at 12:04 PM
So, no one has ever seen God, huh? Look at the stars in the sky, the whales in the ocean, or the sun setting in the west. Do you think some “big bang” made that, or a spaghetti monster made that? No, moron, it was God. Only God has the power to create such things. As for your idiotic “pasta is everywhere”, umm, dumbass, HUMANS make pasta.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“Did he just assume we’re soldier haters?
’cause ya know, that just makes you look retarded.”
Posted by: Just Nick | August 19, 2006 at 07:23 AM
Hey retard, wake up. You have war protesters pictures on your site. If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops. Get it, shithead?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
re: Tyler.
The sun setting, and the stars in the sky do not prove the existance of god. It leans more towards proving the big-bang theory.
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t yada yada yada…”
How utterly typical of the neo-con machismo attitude. My tax dollars pay for those troops (including you, I presume), thus supporting them. I do not, however, support the dunderheaded decisions that lead us there, and keep us there. Smilin` George can say “everything;s okay, stay the course” `till he leaves office in 2.5 years, but his poll numbers say that americans are not that gullible.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Its pretty clear that Tyler is, I would estimate, a 14 year old who stumbled across the site.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“My tax dollars pay for those troops”
Posted by: Wulf | August 19, 2006 at 10:26 PM
I didn’t know they tax food stamps!?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“Its pretty clear that Tyler is, I would estimate, a 14 year old who stumbled across the site.”
Posted by: Lee Bruns | August 20, 2006 at 03:50 AM
No, dumbass, Tyler is in the U.S. Navy, and one of his jobs is protecting your freedom of speech. Even if that speech involves the ignorance of worshipping a pile of pasta, and trying to make a mockery of the almighty God. Grow up!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Not supporting the war equals not supporting the troops?
That is the biggest load I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Just because I (or anyone else) for that matter, doesn’t agree with the policy of this government does NOT, in any way, mean that I do not support my troops. They had no say in where they were going, and they didn’t choose to fight in the war. They were ordered to by the government. And if they signed on after we were already there, then I can respect that because they are out there fighting for something they believe in. I hope they all return home alive and well, and I wish no ill will upon anyone who would put his country before himself. I love and respect those who have the courage to fight, and am proud of the sacrifice they make, BUT that does not mean I have to agree with the war they are fighting. Just like Tyler protects my freedom of speech, I protect his, he can believe and think whatever he wants, and fight for this country. Just because I don’t agree with it, doesn’t mean I don’t support his right to do so.
So, do you get it shithead? Just because I don’t agree with what the U.S. is doing doesn’t mean I hate the troops/ don’t support the troops/ am a terrorist/ letting the terrorists win, etc.
And I’m sorry if you think we’re mocking your almighty god, but you come on this page and post statements mocking OUR almighty God. As a defender of free speech, you can say whatever you want, but please do not chastise us for doing something you yourself do.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“I didn’t know they tax food stamps!?”
har har har. What a lame attempt at derision. Let me try:
Well, then, perhaps you should listen when your welfare officer talks to the mother of your 1 child and the 6 that belong to various friends of yours.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
Then it must be so!
The essence of peace is loving humanity. So are you saying troops aren’t humans?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“No, dumbass, Tyler is in the U.S. Navy, and one of his jobs is protecting your freedom of speech. Even if that speech involves the ignorance of worshipping a pile of pasta, and trying to make a mockery of the almighty God. Grow up!”
Is it just me, or have the crusades in the holy land moved to america? If we point out how all religeons are flawed and that a flying spaghetti monster would make more sense, that means we need to grow up? I wouldn’t be suprised if this guy supports the Project for a New American Century( witch is just another right wing attempt to prove that america is the be-all and end-all of civilizations)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_American_Century
(btw i’m Canadian, and i think american soldiers are either the good kind who don’t like war/protest the war but fight because they have too or the bad kind, witch are just chritian fundies and sadists)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As a former soldier (disabled vet), I feel compelled to acknowledge a flaw in the original argument. Among the freedoms soldiers have died to both protect and advance, is the freedom of religion. As unpopular as it may be, this vital freedom includes the fundamental right to believe whatever you choose, including non-belief.
Furthermore, what is especially troubling to me is that, more often than not, those people who invoke “soldiers died for you right to…” and thusly appropriate my years of service as a rallying point for their personal beliefs, have themselves never served in the military.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
WPoFD is a hero in more ways that one.
Great points.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Methinks the 101st Flying Keyboarders are looking for a little target practice. Chickenhawks are always crap shots, though…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Funny: Orrin Hatch and Diane Feinstein say that GI’s die for the Flag. That’s why they’re tryng to take our constitutional freedoms away: to protect the piece of cloth the GIs are dying for.
Wish you nutjobs would get your BS straight.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Jesus didn’t stay dead. Many soldiers have fought and/or died for their county. I, for one, respect the soldiers who do fight for the freedoms on individuals, such as those who worship the FSM, God, or no supreme being at all; how can you be sure your right anyway?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I respect soldiers, and I respect Christ.
I respect the soldiers as heros.
I do not respect Christ as a savior, I respect him as a Jew.
What I don’t respect is asshole Christians like you speaking for your entire religion like a modern day ‘Christ pwns Your Soul’ crusade.
Thanks for you wasted time,
A Jew just like Christ
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yay! Random ‘My religion eats your religion or lack-thereof!’ arguments!
You know, it was Humans who created all forms of religion, great or not-so-much. They’re the ones who chose to see the world as the product of some super-intelligent, mega-powerful being. Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe?! God created the universe?! Allah did?! (Ok, i’m not sure on the Allah part ’cause I don’t know anything about what his followers believe in.) Anyhow, point being: Despite who you believe in, IT’S THE SAME DAMN THING. GET OVER IT.
I’m rooting for the old Greek Pantheon anyhow. I mean, Many Gods > Single God. =D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“So, no one has ever seen God, huh? Look at the stars in the sky, the whales in the ocean, or the sun setting in the west. Do you think some “big bang” made that…”
Posted by: Tyler | August 19, 2006 at 09:58 PM
Yes.
Unless of course you believe ‘brane theory, which is another possibility. There may be others I’m not aware of, but I’m a biologist, so I’m not very up on it.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I support our troops, well, all except for Tyler. I hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster removes his noodly appendage from atop Tylers head and allows his to float off into the ether. Tyler doesn’t deserve the FSM’s gift of gravity. Or his whales either, for that matter.
…plus, someone should tell Tyler that Jesus was a terrorist who came with a sword to destroy the dominant religion of his day… kind of like a Pirate but without the all important eye patch.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Short and sweet.
“Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.”
There is only one difference, one actually exists.
I support the troops, however I have yet to see any “freedom fighting” in Iraq. Terrorists that blow themselves up in the middle of a market have nothing to do with defending my and everyone elses freedom. I support the troops, I dont support the actions of the government.
I bring to you a radio clip.
“Jesus isnt real, he’s make believe!”
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I always find these kind of comments which invoke the guilt attempt “Jesus died for you” amusing. Soo, we all have free will, but the roman soldiers had to nail Jesus up, because your God had to get killed by humans for you?
Wait, let’s fall back to that point. You had this wonderful living god wandering around, he got nailed up by some unbelievers, and you make the nailing a central part of your religion?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As Ghandi said “I like your Christ, but I don’t like your Christians: they are so unlike your Christ.”
Christ said love thy neighbour and died so people would follow his teachings. Your actions, and the actions of the majority of the “Christian” community, imply that you only care about being right. His teachings seem to mean nothing to you.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Actually, there are several. Christ died for my sins. The army dies for my freedom. My mom died for my childbirth. My would-be twin was aborted for my life. My sister jumped in front of a truck to save me. My dad took a bullet for me. An FBI agent was tortured o death and never revealed my location. Ronald Reagan died because I wished him to. My friend, Bruce, dyed his pubes for me. I started a cult and over 24 families drank the punch and died for me. Several baby cows died for my veal cutlets last night. Those baby cows’ moms died for the chair I’m sitting in. A horse died for the glue I sniffed last night. Several cats were killed to grease up the strings on my violin. A few deer have died purely for my entertainment.
So yeah… you can’t count.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
God this, Jesus that.
What about the other religions?
What about the Buddhists? Are they wrong for believing in another God? What about the Hindus? Hell, the Aztecs? they didn’t know any better, either.
What makes one religion right over the others?
Here’s one: What if Christianity was the wrong religon? what if another religion was right all along, but Christians converted those believers? We would be screwed then, now wouldn’t we?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
what i dont understand is why u think a monster made out of noodles made our fucking world i mean everyone had the right to believe what they want but what the fuck you are making a belief about how we are created by something that we created maybe im missing some vast infromation that would explain a god of pasta who created us and everything here
all i know is that were here somehow someway but how do u believe that your savior is a giant fucking pile of food its just a little fucked up to me
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The Preambles of all 50 States Of The United States:
Alabama 1901, Preamble. We the people of the State of Alabama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution.
Alaska 1956, Preamble. We, the people of Alaska, grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land.
Arizona 1911, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Arizona, grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution…
Arkansas 1874, Preamble . We, the people of the State of Arkansas, grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government…
California 1879, Preamble . We, the People of the State of California, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom.
Colorado 1876, Preamble. We, the people of Colorado, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe.
Connecticut 1818, Preamble. The People of Connecticut, acknowledging with gratitude the good Providence of God in permitting them to enjoy.
Delaware 1897, Preamble. Through Divine Goodness all men have, by nature, the rights of worshipping and serving their Creator according to the dictates of their consciences.
Florida 1885, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Florida, grateful to Almighty God for our constitutional liberty, establish this Constitution…
Georgia 1777, Preamble . We, the people of Georgia, relying upon protection and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish this Constitution…
Hawaii 1959, Preamble . We, the people of Hawaii, Grateful for Divine Guidance .. Establish this Constitution.
Idaho 1889, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Idaho, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings.
Illinois 1870, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Illinois, grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy and looking to Him for a blessing on our endeavors.
Indiana 1851, Preamble. We, the People of the State of Indiana, grateful to Almighty God for the free exercise of the right to choose our form of government.
Iowa 1857, Preamble We, the People of the State of Iowa, grateful to the Supreme Being for the blessings hitherto enjoyed, and feeling our dependence on Him for a continuation of these blessings establish this Constitution.
Kansas 1859, Preamble. We, the people of Kansas, grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious privileges establish this Constitution.
Kentucky 1891, Preamble. We, the people of the Commonwealth are grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberties…
Louisiana 1921, Preamble . We, the people of the State of Louisiana, grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberties we enjoy.
Maine 1820, Preamble. We the People of Maine acknowledging with grateful hearts the goodness of the Sovereign Ruler of the Universe in affording us an opportunity .. And imploring His aid and direction.
Maryland 1776, Preamble We, the people of the state of Maryland, grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious liberty…
Massachusetts 1780, Preamble . We…the people of Massachusetts, acknowledging with grateful hearts, the goodness of the Great Legislator of the Universe .. In the course of His Providence, an opportunity and devoutly imploring His direction ..
Michigan 1908, Preamble .. We, the people of the State of Michigan, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of freedom establish this Constitution.
Minnesota, 1857, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Minnesota, grateful to God for our civil and religious liberty, and desiring to perpetuate its blessings:
Mississippi 1890, Preamble. We, the people of Mississippi in convention assembled, grateful to Almighty God, and invoking His blessing on our work.
Missouri 1845, Preamble . We, the people of Missouri, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His goodness . Establish this Constitution
Montana 1889, Preamble. We, the people of Montana, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of liberty establish this Constitution …
Nebraska 1875, Preamble. We, the people, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom .. Establish this Constitution.
Nevada 1864, Preamble. We the people of the State of Nevada, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom establish this Constitution .
New Hampshire 1792, Part I. Art. I. Sec. V. Every individual has a natural and unalienable right to worship God according to the dictates of his own conscience.
New Jersey 1844, Preamble. We, the people of the State of New Jersey, grateful to Almighty God for civil and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing on our endeavors.
New Mexico 1911, Preamble. We, the People of New Mexico, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of liberty
New York 1846, Preamble . We, the people of the State of New York, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, in order to secure its blessings.
North Carolina 1868, Preamble. We the people of the State of North Carolina, grateful to Almighty God, the Sovereign Ruler of Nations, for our civil, political, and religious liberties, and acknowledging our dependence upon Him for the continuance of those
North Dakota 1889, Preamble. We , the people of North Dakota, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, do ordain…
Ohio 1852, Preamble. We the people of the state of Ohio, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings and to promote our common
Oklahoma 1907, Preamble . Invoking the guidance of Almighty God, in order to secure and perpetuate the blessings of liberty … establish this ..
Oregon 1857, Bill of Rights, Article I. Section 2. All men shall be secure in the Natural right, to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their consciences..
Pennsylvania 1776, Preamble We, the people of Pennsylvania, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, and humbly invoking His guidance
Rhode Island 1842, Preamble. We the People of the State of Rhode Island grateful to Almighty God for the civil and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing
South Carolina, 1778, Preamble. We, the people of he State of South Carolina grateful to God for our liberties, do ordain and establish this Constitution.
South Dakota 1889, Preamble. We, the people of South Dakota, grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious liberties
Tennessee 1796, Art. XI.III. That all men have a natural and indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their conscience…
Texas 1845, Preamble. We the People of the Republic of Texas, acknowledging, with gratitude, the grace and beneficence of God.
Utah 1896, Preamble. Grateful to Almighty God for life and liberty, we establish this Constitution.
Vermont 1777, Preamble . Whereas all government ought to enable the individuals who compose it to enjoy their natural rights, and other blessings which the Author of Existence has bestowed on man .
Virginia 1776, Bill of Rights, XVI Religion, or the Duty which we owe our Creator can be directed only by Reason and that it is the mutual duty of all to practice Christian Forbearance, Love and Charity towards each other .
Washington 1889, Preamble. We the People of the State of Washington, grateful to the Supreme Ruler of the Universe for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution
West Virginia 1872, Preamble. Since through Divine Providence we enjoy the blessings of civil, political and religious liberty, we, the people of West Virginia reaffirm our faith in and constant reliance upon God …
Wisconsin 1848, Preamble. We, the people of Wisconsin, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, domestic tranquility
Wyoming 1890, Preamble . We, the people of the State of Wyoming, grateful to God for our civil, political, and religious liberties .. establish this Constitution.
After reviewing acknowledgments of God from all 50 state constitutions, one is faced with the prospect that maybe, the ACLU and the out-of-control federal courts are wrong!
Please note that at no time is anyone told that they MUST worship God.
“Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.” – William Penn
GOD BLESS AMERICA
I DON’T SEE ANY SPAGHETTI MONSTER MENTIONED IN ANY CONSTITUTION! THESE ARE FACTS, PEOPLE.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Um…
YEA…
Why does the FSM have to die for us again anyways?
He could just wipe our sins away alone because he’s so powerful.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ty…
just because your forefathers and decendents of european travellers wrote about god in their preambles for state constitutions doesn’t automatically mean god exists, or that your country is any better off for it…
history teaches us that people make mistakes – a lot of mistakes.
did you really think that taking all that time to write all of that (which i can’t imagine many people will bother to read all the way through) will convince pastafarians that the FSM doesn’t exist but your god does?
nope, that’s a very weak argument
try to think a little harder in future…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
So if i form a nation and bless almighty FSM for our constitution of rights, does that mean that he automatically exists? ‘Cause that’s the same argument Ty presents to us.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Fluge – Please learn what a parody is.
Now my rant:
I was raised in a Catholic house, and nowadays ask myself, why do these people use Christ as the example of today’s Christian thought??
Bluntly put, Christ’s (the historic figure, independently of wether he was divine or not) philosophy as we heard it is: “try not to be an a$$hole and help others when you can” how horrible that those who “follow” his teaching act totally opposite to that. Think of the Crusades, Witch Hunting, etc.
Also, I support my troops, I wish those guys were HERE protecting us and out of the unnecessary danger a megalomaniac government puts them in.
Read some Chomsky, how the propaganda creates arguments impossible to argue against like “Support our Troops”. How in the world can I express my support to the men and women in uniform without also supporting a warmongering and violent agenda? ANY opinion along those lines instantly is tagged as hippie, pinko liberal or worst, traitor.
Rant ended, Ramen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
oops, sorry Fluge, I agree with you :) I meant mikeydoherty’s comment.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“hippie, pinko liberal or worst, traitor.”
Posted by: Cynic | August 24, 2006 at 03:45 PM
Feeling guilty, huh? You are what you speak.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“Actually, there are several. My mom died for my childbirth. My would-be twin was aborted for my life. My sister jumped in front of a truck to save me. My dad took a bullet for me. An FBI agent was tortured o death and never revealed my location. Ronald Reagan died because I wished him to. My friend, Bruce, dyed his pubes for me. I started a cult and over 24 families drank the punch and died for me. Several baby cows died for my veal cutlets last night. Those baby cows’ moms died for the chair I’m sitting in. A horse died for the glue I sniffed last night. Several cats were killed to grease up the strings on my violin. A few deer have died purely for my entertainment.”
So yeah… you can’t count.
Posted by: Reed Braden | August 22, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Besides Ronald Reagan, no one mentioned in your post is a “defining force” Nice try, dipshit. So, stop making stuff up. No FBI agent was ever tortured to save you. Your dad did not take a bullet for you. And your mother certainly did not die at child birth. How do I know that? Well, she was with me last night taking it in the pooper…hard and deep.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
True_patriot – You know,I always liked the words from Ed Harris’ character in “The Rock” that go something like: “Couple houndred years ago, few guys named Washington, Jefferson and Adams, were
branded traitors by the british…now they´re called patriots…in time so shall we!”
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Besides Ronald Reagan, no one mentioned in your post is a “defining force” Nice try, dipshit. So, stop making stuff up. No FBI agent was ever tortured to save you. Your dad did not take a bullet for you. And your mother certainly did not die at child birth. How do I know that? Well, she was with me last night taking it in the pooper…hard and deep.
Posted by: right_again | August 24, 2006 at 11:36 PM
And why should we take your word for it little boy? It is so juvenile to use the oldest insult in the book of “…because she was with me last night” Oh smack down! I didnt know we were on an internet version of “Yo Mamma” perhaps if you could create a proper sentence, and a better vocabulary, then maybe you could actually create an insult that could hurt us. How old are you? 10? Watch it your mom might see what you are typing.
If you could actually read what that entire paragraph was about, you would realize that it was a metaphor for saying that there are much more people that have died for us rather than just the two mentioned in this idiotic e-mail.
Please get a different brain, your’s obviously isnt working to well.
~Allen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You know, “right_again” (how ironic a name that is), you’re only digging yourself a deeper hole every time you post. First of all, how can you dismiss a list like that because “none of them is a “defining force”" (oh, and I’d need an explanation of exactly what that is, thanks)? Secondly, what proof do you have that he’s making any of that up? It’s unlikely, but stranger things have happened. Oh, and lastly, claiming that you commited sodomy (hmn, isn’t that a sin in your religion?) with the mother of anyone you met a few minutes ago online not only establishes yourself as immature and an idiot, it also disqualifies yourself for any semi-intelligent argument. It’s worse than Godwin’s Law.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“sodomy (hmn, isn’t that a sin in your religion?)”
-secret
It’s only a sin for two men to do it, DUH!
/sarcasm
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yep. We can all tell you’re really mature, that you have to use the “Yo Mamma” argument. I really feel sorry for Christianity that immature brats like you are all that we have to represent them in this argument. Can we please get someone who can actually give a valid argument in here? I mean that vacancy still hasnt been filled, and I’m beginning to doubt if it ever will be…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hello, Bobby & Commentators
I am both a Biochemist and a Christian, and I found your site funny and shocking.
(1)I do not believe my fellow Christians should worry about this website, because Jesus taught us as Christians to love our neighbors like we love ourselves, so why do you threat this man (Bobby) with hate ~ it is Jesus who is truth and it is he who will judge. FSM is not real.
(2)I feel that science and faith do not conflict each other. It is men who confict with each other. Science makes observations and proves if they are true or not true. Evidence has proven that the earth is not the center of the galaxy like first suggested by the church (men), and that life has evolved, …Darwin’s finches… (Amphibians evolved into Reptiles evolved into Birds) these are not just the “devil’s hoaxes”. The Holy Bible never said that man didn’t evolve from chimpanzes, it says that God created everything in the universe ~ so why didn’t he create space and the components of atoms… and those atoms joined together to form molecules, and those molecules formed together to form cells, and thus life, and that life evolved untill Adam & Eve were created… the universe is so complex and intrinsic, this is not an accident. What about the part in the bible that says man was created in 6 days, and on the 7th God rested? How can this be if Scientists say that from Carbon Dating that the earth is actually billions of years old, and we have evidence of dinosaur fossils. Does it not say in the New Testament that one day of God is not the same as one day to man.
But, beloved, be not ignorant
of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day
~ 2 Peter, Chapter 3 – Verse 8
Christians practice faith. Scientists practice science. Science and Christianity does not conflict. Men conflict, because faith is not science.
(3) FSM is an propaganda attempt to debacle primarly Intelligent Design which I agree is not science, however FSM does go overboard in targeting Christianity ~ when it should focus on teaching people that ID should not be taught in the class room, as an alternative to evolution.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Tim, you have very good points. Thank you for being one of the few people that we have to look to as the voice of Christian reason, rather than Christian threats.
I agree with your first two points, however, the third point I might be able to help clarify a bit. As far as I can see, the FSM never originally targeted Christainity, but it was soon targeted after Mr. Henderson recieved so much hatemail from the more single-minded ones. And so many of the users insult Christianity because mostly the Christians we see around here think like the man in “Your god is a homo” post. If only there were more mature Christians like you around here, then I think that we would not in general target them so much, if at all.
Thank you for coming and proving that there are good Christains out there who arent obsessed with judging us all and “playing God” by sentencing us all to hell.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Um, for the person who wasted all that time putting up all the starting lines for each state should know something. When they wrote the word “god” they meant to emcompass all gods in all religions-not just the Christian God, therefore FSM was mentioned because FSM is the god of the pastafarians.
I have a serious question, if we’re all so misguided and FSM is so stupid then why do you waste your time sending in hate mail?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ah, this is so that they look as if they “care” so that they score bonus points for the afterlife, or at least thats what they claim. Really it just shows that they really dont care about others at all that they cant just leave them be.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You people need to seriously take a step back and do some thinking about the whole premise of this site and it’s ideology.
I am a SSgt in the USMC and it is people’s right to say what they want. I am currently waiting to be deployed for my second tour in Iraq and I find this site refreshing. I know that deep down the people creating this site do not hate me, they simply do not agree the mission I am ordered to undertake. I respect their opinions, despite not standing on the same side of the sand line. It is your right, as Americans, to have opinions and to speak them. Let’s stop being ignorant and distastful and, frankly, childish about the whole “support” / “not support” our troops business. This site is about disagreeing with the topic of religion being taught in schools.
I happen to agree with what these people say on this topic. Intelligent Design is Creationism, regardless of what you call it. If it can be regarded as a science then so should the theory of the FSM. The point being made is this, FSM is as much bullshit as Intelligent Design. But, when religion is pressed into the heads of people from childhood it is very hard to avoid being brainwashed. If you look back in history– recent history–people have done some absolutly atrocious acts simply because it was the social norm… Example: Nazi’s and the Holocaust. Obviously the senseless murder of millions was wrong on every level but when the extremists gain power terrible things can happen.
Allowing one religious idea to be taught, regardless of whatever name you give it, is just the beginning. Intelligent Design is Creationism and it has no place in Public Schools. But, if the ultra idiotic right has its way? Soon that little thing called the constitution will be of little meaning, it might as well be toilet paper.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0