The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..
Glad some one understands it
What’s this guys dealio? Isn’t the bible supposed to teach tolerance and good will? Well I guess it also teaches to rage holy war for the gains of God so at least they’re being consistant with the inconsistancy of the bible.
The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE. Butt plugging parrots too!
**Ooo… a Gay Pirate/Butt Plugging Parrot combo? Sounds awesome! Tell you what. You go ahead and be homophobic. I’ll sit here and be heterophobic.**
You and your group of sick **I am perfectly sane and fit as a fiddle, so I see no sickness with me.**, misguided **Who’s misguiding me? If God is real, he knew this would happen, and he guided me here, I would guess. Other than that, I am my guide and I guided myself here, I meant to go nowhere else.**, ugly **I am quite often told that I am not ugly, thank you very much.**, half-witted **You are the one spending your time trying to threaten someone’s idea of… Oh, nevermind. You are just dense.**, inbred **That would be Christians.**, drugged up **I do take Concerta, but that’s because people don’t have the mental strength to put up with me.**, hippie **Hippies and pirates have very different views. Where did you get the idea that Pastafarians are hippies?** friends really need a good ass beating **I thought you were homophobic…Will you at least give a reach around?**. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South America, and I return to San Diego, CA **Not San Diego , Canada?**, why don’t we meet somewhere? **You mean like a… a date? =3** You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends” **Erm… you seem like the freak here.**, and I’ll bring my friends **And we’ll have a gay old time!**. We’ll have a nice little discussion…
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament…
**Now apparently, you are the freak here. You are the one chasing drug runners in South America, although drug runners aren’t actually ‘runners’ until they are out of there. You’re trying to perform an abortion to kill an 8-year-old there. You are also half-witted. You think we will care that Mr Macho Commando doesn’t like what we’re doing? You go ahead and kill us or pound our asses or whatever; murder of a Gay Pirate/Butt Plugging Parrot is no more legal than Plain-Jane murder, which is more illegal than drug running. If that was to complex for you Colonel Matrix, I essentially said murder is worse than drug running. Now, go eat some Green Berets and sharpen your garden tools. I’ll just sit over here on the other side of the US while you and your buddies ‘Army it up’ waiting for me and my freaks to show. Have fun!**
I am not an athiest, I am not spiritual, and I am not completely affiliated with the scientific community, but I know enough about the bible to know that jesus would not like you beating up/killing “homos” in his name (only been to church 5 times). Follow him all the way or none at all, but dont drag his name in the shit
Suul Matuul, Bah’hi also preaches that all religions should be respected, all come from the one god. FSM, if I remember correctly.
What’s this guys dealio? Isn’t the bible supposed to teach tolerance and good will? Well I guess it also teaches to rage holy war for the gains of God so at least they’re being consistant with the inconsistancy of the bible
Why yes thats why “Jesus” died for there sins, so that idiots like this one here can go about killing homos. What a nice religion :)
Ty,
You are correct in your assessment that Muhammad and Buddha aren’t mentioned in the US Constitution nor in any state constitution. However, you are remiss to observe that Jesus’ name also fails to appear in any of those documents. Therefore, the God or Creator references could just as easily be read to refer to FSM or any other deity.
The OP has never seen combat in any way, drug runners or no. It was a very pathetic attempt to sound tough. It is worth noting that the vast majority of South American drug interdiction is run from Florida, while very little (aka none) is run from San Diego. Anyone with a map would probably know this.
Todd
Is it just me that finds it tempting to start a drug running trade now based on this shining example of what our opponents would be.
i may be sick, but i’m definitely not ugly!
“You are aware, are you not, that the founding fathers left the old world, and formed the new to escape religious persecution. The freedom to believe in any religion one chooses, or none at all, is the reason America is.”
If you’re referring to the fuckin homo puritaints, they didn’t leave to escape persecution, they left to show the church of england there way was better way, and to learn by example. They also didn’t want anyone to have a different religion besides theirs, but i dont care what the hell you believe in, just get the facts right
1. NO the Puritans did leave england to escape religous persucution.
2. As someone has said before me george washington wrote in a letter that he did not care wether his soldiers/workers were muslim,jewish or any other religion so at least one of our founding fathers must not have cared wether his workers were a different religion he just wanted good workers.
3.HAHA you just got your ASS whooped by a 12 year old.
Hey asswipe, I’m in San Diego all the time. Am I supposed to be scared? I’m not.
First, I’m sure that you don’t have any friends. Second, if you do; they are all to busy playing with themselves. Run along to the circle jerk jr. !
Ok guys lets get one thing straight. Saying words like “asswipe” and “twat” on the internet do not make you COOL. In fact you just sound immature.
Will you be bringing the seized drugs from South America to the meeting?
lets hope not. they could’ve been poisoned before the meeting… if enough brainpower is applicable…
When I saw the list of Preambles, I was grateful that my state had a decent one. After all, it is the “Live Free or Die” state. I am grateful that I can go to sleep at night knowing that my children will not be subjected to the travesty of Creationism or ID being taught in a science class. I don’t care if the theories of Creationism or ID are taught in other contexts, as long as they are presented as theories and not fact. Of course, they should prominently feature Pastafarianism among the theories.
We are so damn funny…
Yes, Jacob, Yes we are.
Ooh! Oooh! Can our ‘discussion’ include me beating your inbread, sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, drugged-up, redneck ass from here to Nantuckett with my broadsword? Cause that’d sure be fun.
Yarr why don’t i give ‘yer no good redneck ass a good ol pirate beating, and then you can walk the plank into davey jones locker.