The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”
All of our founding fathers were deists or athiests. Deists being a logical group that believes in one god, but this god doesnt concern himself with the daily lives of humans, nor does he have a sacred text.
Any law passed that violates the first amendment will be taken down eventually, because the people now I believe are getting a bit more convinced that the Christians are taking America over, and we are going to start waking up.
“E Pluribus Unum”
“Out of many, one”
Not “in god we trust”
If you can pass a law saying a state is a christian state, then maybe you can ban any other religion there, and after that you can ban any religion not christian around the country, and maybe after that you can enforce the christian religion on everyone, if you can do one you can do the other.
Evolution is logical
Creationism isnt
mark
canada aint so cold… hell in the summer the temperatures sometimes reach 100+ ferenheight… exceptmin BC where the summers are cooler then normal and the winters are too warm for snow lol…
and if you decide to drop by the province quebec.. ull hate the french.. but ull surely love the internet… 10 and 20 mbps connections for under 60$ USD… and 5 mbps for 30$ usd… always fun :P
Canada is a great place to live in… except teens nowadays seem to generally like drugs a little too much….
Oh, and one little point I wanted to add to the excellent debunking here.
America’s “roots” included slavery.
Just a little awakening for those who believe that we have a utopian past.
Allen -
Execellent point. Then just play that out for a couple of hundred years. This utopian Christian state will break up into “sects” because Baptists are “more equal” than Catholics.
Any large organization will tend to subdivide its self into smaller groups. Those smaller groups will then get into power struggles for control of the organization.
AND Secret -
Don’t forget the Exodus, Chapter 21 - the “Biblical Policies and Procedures Manual Regarding Slavery.”
The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!
WOW, SO YER A HOMOPHOBE TOO…
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America,
WOW, “CATCHING DRUG RUNNERS”, LOL, YEAH RIGHT.
and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….
WOW, DID YOU HAVE A VISION FROM GOD AND HE TOLD YOU BEAT UP OTHERS THAT DO NOT SHARE YOUR VIEWS.
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..
WOW, WHY FILL OUT A WILL, IS YER GOD TELLING YOU TO KILL OTHERS NOW?
Oh, and one little point I wanted to add to the excellent debunking here.
America’s “roots” included slavery.
Just a little awakening for those who believe that we have a utopian past.
Posted by: What happened to Ty? | August 26, 2006 at 06:03 AM
As with anything I look at the both sides of this issue, slavery is evil yes, it was good business then though. I do not advocate the slavery of any person that would take away their freedoms.
However you must look at the big picture, back then having a slave was essential to having a good business and provide enough, cotton, food, etc. to the economy. And may I remind you that the slaves many wealthy people had then were treated better than they were treated in the 19th century.
Adam’s said something to the effect of…
“Any man who loves his wealth more than his liberty is not worthy of this freedom, he should be sent back from whence he came, bend down and lick the hand that feeds you.”
No time has ever been a utopia. Many when considering the Bill of rights and the Declaration of Independence, questioned the articles because of the wealthy men who had slaves. Many of the men in Congress then hated slavery.
And may I remind you also that many slaves then were recruited into the war because they wanted the war to happen, not because they were drafted, mind you some were ordered to come with their masters, but the majority of them wanted freedom, irony, tragic that it did not happen, but irony none the less.
hey, remember when this carpenter named jeff, jess, jesus that’s it, created the universe, only to not mention it when he was preaching PEACE AND TOLLERENCE all over the middle east. That’s probably a bit harsh, i can accept any ones beleifs (as misguided and ignorant as they are) for what they are worth.
Quick physics question for those who crave the intelligunt desine, when an apple falls at 9.81ms-2 does that happen because of the earths gravitational attraction or that god wasn’t around to catch it?
“And look at our constitution where there was no referrence to Buddah, and there certainly was no signatures with the name Muhammad. Freedom of religion in America is forms of Christianity (catholic, protestant, etc.) Wake up to the facts!!!”
Aha! Your poor, misguided soul. Let me enlighten you and Sause the road to the Spaghetti Gates where strippers dance eternally and beer flows like the Nile.
You see, because of the fact that you were rejecting His Saucyness he decided to insert his noodley appendage into your frontal lobe, a common tactic used by The Noodley Pirate to disorient any given target. This direct contact with the noodley appendage caused you to create a logical fallacy in your post, while you might have made a valid point before you hit “Post”, or at least thought you did, you have been “noodley appendaged”.
What you are doing is denying the antecedent, as well as arguing from ignorance. I know, I know, you must be slapping your forehead saying ” HOW COULD I?” but I shall forge on in the name of His Noodleyness.
You see, you are saying that freedom of religion is restricted to only Christianity! Right? Some conclusion there! But for the purposes of logic education we shall ignore the fact that the claim is obviously “wack”. You state that this must be true because Buddha or Muhammad aren’t mentioned. Uh oh, logical fallacy! You see, you are saying:
The Constitution does not mention Buddha.
There were no signatures of “Muhammad” on the Constituion.
Therefore, freedom of religion is constricted to only sects of Christianity!
See what is wrong there? Additionally, as for the argument from ignorance bit, you failed to mention His Saucyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Although, it is his fault for noodle appendaging your somewhat feeble mind. May His Grace bless you!
Ramen.
Ty is only one of the many inbred that has suffered a noodlobotomy and is running hither and tither around red-stateistan with sauce for brains.
It is better to pity his kind and focus on converting the world to FSMism.
The worthy will follow.
The unworthy will drool and shoot one another.
Wow, he even puts down the name of Budhism. Now this is probably one of the best religions, because it teaches not only love and tolerance, but:
1. It does not at any point condone murder, unlike biblical based religions, who always seem to find some passage that allows them to do what they know is morally wrong.
2. It is pretty much one of the few, if not the only, religion that actually teaches acceptance of other religions.
Now, if only this was taught more widely amongst the other worldwide religions, we’d all get along just fine…
Or would we?
The fact is that these people are just using religion as an excuse to hate, and they would just find a different excuse to hate if you took religion away from them. People in general arent very nice.
You do realize that “budhism” is the way of the flying spaghetti monster and the beer volcanoes? There are Budlight volcanoes and Budselect volcanoes. As a group, they are know as Budhism; it is the special name for Budweiser volcanoes. :p
‘A good ass beating’ eh? I’m intrigued. Will there be lubricant involved? Where per chance would one go about recieving said ‘ass beating’. It’s for…errrrr…a friend. Yes a friend. Thats it, a friend. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…ass beating. Look forward to it honey.
Yours truly
Mr P. Ness and Mr E. Rection
P.S. Bring oars.
“Allen” wrote: back then having a slave was essential to having a good business and provide enough, cotton, food, etc. to the economy. And may I remind you that the slaves many wealthy people had then were treated better than they were treated in the 19th century.
I, for one, am SHOCKED to see that this homophobic prosthelytizing christian is a racist as well.
Me?
If so, let me clarify. I am not a racist, in fact I think that it is possibly the cruelest part of American history, and I am not Christian, I despise the bible as I despise anything that is cruel.
I was looking at both sides on the slavery issue, and over all I would choose freedom for any man/woman when it came to something like this. Slavery wasnt right in the least bit, but to them it was good business. That is all that I was saying.
“Of course you won’t show up. What’s the matter, your little “spaghetti monster” won’t protect you? Of course not, for it does not exist. However, God is always on my side and protects me.”
You could switch the two Deity’s around in this sentence, and it would be the same argument!!
PS. I’m so glad Ty isn’t around. Too much of a fundie.
Look even closer…
Alabama 1901, Preamble. We *T*he people of the State of Alabama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almight*Y* God*,* do ordain and e*ST*ablish the *F*ollowing Constit*U*tion.
Alaska 1956, Preamble. We, the people of Alaska, grateful to God a*N*d to th*O*se wh*O* founded our nation and pioneered this great land.
Arizona 1911, Pream*B*le. We, the people of the State of Arizona, grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution…
Ty, STFU NOOB.
I truly love the hate mail on this site. Is it homophobic? Check. Is it violent? Check. Is it riddled with spelling and grammar errors? Check. It must be Christian hate mail!
A couple of thoughts.
First of all, I can’t stand the people who think they speak for everyone when they say the FSM is make-believe and we don’t believe in him. Maybe YOU don’t, buddy-boy, but some of us do. Arrgh!
Second: Allen, I respect that you’re trying to be historically conscious, but I have to say that you are tragically ignorant of U.S. slavery. I’m guessing here, but it sounds like you never had anything more in-depth than high-school education on the subject. High schools generally don’t go into the incredibly high incidences of rape, murder, and brutality inherent in U.S. slavery. Futhermore, USAians knew as early as the late 1700’s that slavery was actually _bad_ for business - intelligent people recognized that slaves don’t do good work because they aren’t very motivated. Funny how that works. So, seriously, as long as you keep saying what you’re saying, you’re going to get labeled as a “racist” - simply because you’re so willfully ignorant about a subject that is so personal to so many people. I suggest you pick up some good reading material before pretending to be an expert next time. Cheers!
Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.
Yeeeah, Animal Farm represent!
Glad some one understands it