The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….
However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..
Daddy….. I see fundies….. They don’t even know that they’re fundie….. They just walk around, hating on innocent people……
to Sam and marieanne
Good quotes seriously !!
And exactly how long ago were those constitutions written? I thought that we were supposed to be advancing into a bright new age of tolerance. Yes, worship your God, but dont assume that you are better than everyone else because of it. Didnt your God tell you to be humble?
And to every evolutionist/FSMist who presumes himself or herself better than others because of his or her belief, doesnt that make you the things you hate?
suul matuul
i completely agree with you… well said… sadly most people dont seem to be able to grasp this simple way of being tolerant… i personally dont see why religion should affect about what we think of people.. we should judge people based on their personality not their beliefs…
Re: preambles of all 50 states
And yet:
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”
…but hey, nice try.
> “Why should I go anyways? Give me an ass beating? How? over the Internet?”
Yeah, it doesn’t work unless you have the plugin installed.
Finally! See, if the rest of you morons would just admit it like that Canadian idiot did, about the FSM being FAKE, and the real Christian God as the only TRUE God, you would all be woken up to the truth. For the retards that want to say that, “Oh, it happened in the past, who cares what a bunch of founding fathers said”. Well, have you ever heard of “forgetting the past, and repeating it?” A country that turns its back on God will fail. Look at our country now how it is decaying from the inside out. Taking prayer out of school, banning the 10 commandments, etc. Teaching condom use instead of abstinance. We sure could learn a lot from our history. WAKE UP AMERICA! Get back to our roots!!! Again, look at history. And look at our constitution where there was no referrence to Buddah, and there certainly was no signatures with the name Muhammad. Freedom of religion in America is forms of Christianity (catholic, protestant, etc.) Wake up to the facts!!!
Ty is right… again:
Where did you get the idea “that Canadian idiot” was on your side? He’s trying to encourge us all to be tolerant…
you are not being tolerant, you are being bigoted.
You are being exactly the kind of American that the rest of the world is starting to hate. You are severely letting your nation down.
Stop and think a little broader, just for a second… please.
“Ty is right… again:
Where did you get the idea “that Canadian idiot” was on your side? He’s trying to encourge us all to be tolerant…
you are not being tolerant, you are being bigoted.
You are being exactly the kind of American that the rest of the world is starting to hate. You are severely letting your nation down.
Stop and think a little broader, just for a second… please.”
Posted by: marieanne | August 25, 2006 at 01:00 AM
Listen Toots,
I didn’t say anything about the Canadian dude being on “my side”. However, he WAS RIGHT when he said the FSM is fake. And you know what else? I could really give 2 shits about what other countries think of the USA. Why? Because they are JEALOUS. That’s the bottom line. I have been to 26 different countries and all of the people their bow to me when they found out I was an American. They would do anything to get to the USA. So, until you leave your trailer park and go out and see “the rest of the world”, shut your mouth, and keep watching and being brainwashed by CNN and Air America. Keep thinking that “the rest of the world hates us”. Here’s a clue, THEY DON’T. They wish they could BE LIKE US, but they can’t. You have no idea. Why don’t you go and join these so called “countries that hate us so much” and live there? You’d be back in the USA faster then a Democrat loses an election. (Yes, that fast)
hahahaha!
I already live in europe!
We don’t live in trailer parks in europe… we build proper houses.
We don’t watch CNN either, or take American Airlines… we have our own airlines and news networks (inadquate or ill informed as they may be)
We also have inadequate governments and realise it.
I have met plenty of wonderful and gracious americans and i enjoy visiting your country too.
You really are either on here posing as an arrogant, insecure fundamentalist, in which case, it’s funny and convincing - well done - or you have a worrying view of the world…
either way, thanks for making me laugh! You’re hilarious!
Love from “toots” x
Ty is…
I’m not sure a single person here is seriously suggesting that FSM be real. I’m also not sure that everyone here denies the existance of your God. FSM is just a parody of one aspect of the idiotic, power-hungry, “the bible is the only truth and if DVDs aren’t in the bible, they don’t exist” portion of Christitanity. Which from your stance on the decaying America, you seem stupid enough to believe in. Good job.
I personally think America is “decaying” because an idiotically fundamentalist Christian administration is picking fights and eliminating parts of the constitution in order to stir up fear and gain power. In the name of God. I’m sure there’s something about that in history also.
It would be kinda awesome if like Shiva, Apollo and Odin all came by to sign the constitution of the US. ‘Cause, you know, that’s appearently what Jesus did so other Gods needed to get in on the game.
Ty is right…again,
Your post scares me. Is it me, or have the crusades in the holy land just moved to this site? You know, it’s people like you that I hate, and whoever runs that “Fundies say the darndest things” site: please put his post on it.
“Ty”, you’re a dumbass. Our “roots”, as you say, are the antithesis to what you preach. Benjamin Franklin was a Deist, Thomas Jefferson refused to believe in the divinity of Jesus, the Trinity, or miracles, and as for George Washingon…
“Washington was an early supporter of religious pluralism. In 1775, he ordered that his troops not burn the pope in effigy on Guy Fawkes Night. When hiring workmen for Mount Vernon, he wrote to his agent that he cared not if the workers were Mohammedans, Jews, Christians of any sect, or Atheists, as long as they were good workers. As president in 1790, he published a letter written to Jewish leaders in which he envisioned a country “which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance . . . May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit under his own vine and fig tree, and there shall be none to make him afraid.”"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_washington#Religious_beliefs
Ty -
Educate yourself.
The social problems with the U.S. are largely due to bad parenting and not the absence of religion in government. This bad parenting can be a result of over ambitious adults that care more about their SUVs, big houses and fancy vacations or because a widowed mom has to work 2 jobs to make ends meet.
Let me say that again; It’s parenting that makes a difference not our teachers, not our politicians, not our government.
You can be a good (insert your preferred religion) and a good parent just as you can be a good (insert your religion) and a terrible parent. Feel free to play around with all the permutations.
What it comes down to is that if your child is not concerned or afraid of disappointing their parent(s), then no amount of religion in government will help.
Also, John Adams was a Unitarian.
Honestly, the more I find myself researching this, the more disappointed I am in the current state of tolerance, education, and open-mindedness in this country.
“Not Ty”, excellent point.
John Adams, on religious canon:
“All these opinions they were enabled to spread and rivet among the people by reducing their minds to a state of sordid ignorance and staring timidity, and by infusing into them a religious horror of letters and knowledge. Thus was human nature chained fast for ages in a cruel, shameful, and deplorable servitude to him, and his subordinate tyrants, who, it was foretold, would exalt himself above all that was called God, and that was worshipped. [A Dissertation on the Canon and Feudal Law, 1765]”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_adams#Religious_views
Aight, I’m going to stop now, just thought that was an interesting quote. Seems applicable.
Ty… you said that we were in danger of repeating ourselves because of forgetting history. You are right. However, you are the one that seems to be forgetting so much. You claim that other’s belief has no right in your country. I’m sorry, but doesnt that ring any historical bells? The next step in this path is to say that those people are sub-human. And from there on it gradually gets worse, eventually leading to genocide of those people.
And please read my previous post, I’ll get the point across as easily as I can.
YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN OTHERS! THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Perhaps you should start bowing down to your God a little bit more. It might teach you some humility.
lmfao.. i soo did a mistake in backing up that ty noob…
Peter… you rule.. you took youre time to do profound reaserch before making any claims and you showed refferences to your claims.. and you made good points!! people should be more tolerant
and ty… Canada owns your ass.. we might not have a better military… but we dont all live in trailor parks or cottages in the woods either lol… and by the way the internet connection i have is probably better then yours on speed AND price… we arent low tech
Um, no, Ty, still wrong.
The 1st Amendment means that the US Government is OFFICIALLY a secular organization. “Freedom of religion” means ANY religion, or no religion at all.
And if that ever changed, I’d have to go find somewhere else to live. (Canada, maybe, if it weren’t so bloody cold…)
Ty is right,
What you don’t know is that the FSM used His Noodly Appendages to put a secret message in the first 8 preambles listed above.
Alabama 1901, Preamble. We *The* people o*F* the State of A*L*abama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almight*Y* God, do orda*IN* and establish the followin*G* Constitution.
Alaska 1956, Preamble. We, the people of Ala*S*ka, grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and *P*ioneered this gre*A*t land.
Arizona 1911, Preamble. We, the people of the State of Arizona, *G*rateful to Amighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution…
Arkansas 1874, Preamble . We, the people of the State of Arkansas, grateful to Almig*H*ty God for the privil*E*ge of choosing our own form of governmen*T*…
California 1879, Preamble . We, *T*he People of the State of Cal*I*fornia, grateful to Al*M*ighty G*O*d for our freedom.
Colorado 1876, Preamble. We, the people of Colorado, with profou*N*d reverence for the *S*upreme Ruler of Universe.
Connecticut 1818, Preamble. *T*h*E* People of Connecticut, acknowledging with g*R*atitude the good P*R*ovidence of God in permitting them to enjoy.
Delaware 1897, Preamble. Thro*U*gh Divine Goodness a*L*l men have, by natur*E*, the right*S* of worshipping and serving their Creator according to the dictates of their consciences.
“THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES”
By the way, I’ll grant 1000 points to anyone who finds any other secret messages embedded either the Constitution or the Bible.
And yes, I’ve got way too much time on my hands…