Ok Mr. Bobby Henderson, Im seriously sorry but I don’t understand this whole idea of a bunch of noddels like flying around I just cant grasp that. I can understand if your trying to make a point like we shouldn’t put science down but you went a little over bord with your little idea. Im not sure if everything is well in your mind an I think you should get some help. Cause your idea is wack. But people have different belives an I gusse this is yours. But seriously how many people belive in this I think that you would have to be pretty messed up in the head or like I don’t even know I mean people freakin eat noodles why in the hell would some one want to worship it. Im a strong beliver in GOD an in Jeuse……. have you ever read the bible if not I you should maybe can find what your looking for in that . God will always pick you up when you are down just rember that
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Sorry, meant Bruno Earthling.
Thanks for the correction Yo.
And if I may, one correction to my post; I intented to write:
You all can laugh at my beliefs anytime…
… I sure laugh at yours…
… since crying does “not” help anyway…
I find disturbing that some people think everyone must think like them. If one does not believe or have a contraditory believe, he/she is the enemy, must be put out of his misery, must bow down to their superior thinkink??? I call that fundamentalism. IMO, it is the world’s worst problem.
Well, strictly speaking, Gautama Siddartha was indeed Indian, and not a God, and probably not all that fat, BUT…
His representation in Chinese Buddhism makes him look Chinese (in the same way that Western renderings of Jesus have often made him look distinctly Aryan). Fatness in Chinese society is often associated with happiness and prosperity.
Also, the God thing… not, Buddha is not a god in a strict doctrinal sense, by many manifestations of Buddhism incorporate other religious beliefs (eg animism) and adherents pray to gods and spirits alongside their belief in karma, reincarnation, etc.
So you’re both right, really.
Please tell me that this is copied letter for letter, and that this person can’t even spell Jesus right. As a scientist from Kansas, its people like this that give intelligent Kansans a bad name. Thank FSM that there’s finally an end to the madness. Ramen.
Apparently you don’t believe in the gods of spelling and grammar.
Spelling & Grammar 101
=]
I’m a strong believer in juice too, only I know how to spell it.
Wow. I have just had my belief that 90% of people with a strong Christian faith are either
(a) Just plain stupid
or
(b) Never graduated Elementary School
He disrespected my faith, I disrespected his. We’re even (except for the fact that I made it into college and am capable of some small feats in the realm of spelling and grammar)
Well, I guess this just goes to show that the non-believers are a bunch of people with the intelligence quotient and spelling ability of a retarded coconut…
Blessed be His Noodly Appendage
i totally agree with you on this stupid flying spegitti monster, people shouldnt believe in this crap. IT IS STUPID!! who would believe in crap like this gah stupid people. God is the only number God in the earth.. people just dont grasp that either. science is cool and everthing, but how could you believe in something so stupid like a moster, first of all they say their heavens like way better than ours b/c they supposedly have a beer factory and a stripper factory, c’mon this is not logical!! Our heaven is the one and only heaven, no we can’t explain it but i be damned if its not there! Believe in God people and stop believeing in stupid monsters like this one!!
Ok Mr. -===Original Hate-mailer===-, Im seriously sorry but I don’t understand this whole idea of -===God===- like flying around I just cant grasp that. I can understand if your trying to make a point like we shouldn’t put science down but you went a little over bord with your little idea. Im not sure if everything is well in your mind an I think you should get some help. Cause your idea is wack. But people have different belives an I gusse this is yours. But seriously how many people belive in this I think that you would have to be pretty messed up in the head or like I don’t even know I mean people freakin eat -===the body of Christ===- why in the hell would some one want to worship him. Im a strong beliver in -===The Flying Spaghetti Monster===-……. have you ever read -===a Science textbook===- if not I you should maybe can find what your looking for in that . -===a sane mind===- will always pick you up when you are down just rember that
Hmm, change a couple words, and it makes an equal and opposite (and just as logical) point. How nifty.
rohan:
” Our heaven is the one and only heaven, no we can’t explain it but i be damned if its not there!”
THE ANSWER!
Ok Mr. Pre-K Writer,
First off, some basic English lessons from a High School Grammar nazi.
I. A Spelling List
1.) Noodles (Or Noodels, as I spell it)
2.) Board
3.) Whack
4.) And
5.) Beliefs/Believe
6.) Guess
7.) Jesus
8.) Juice
(I didn’t know what Jeuse was, but I do believe in juice, so I am guessing you might too.)
9.) Remember
II. Punctuation
1.) Periods; end declarative sentences and requests or mild commands.
2.) Commas; separate ideas, parts of a compound sentence, items in lists, pauses and so on.
3.) Apostrophes; generally (not always) used with the letter s to indicate possession. It is also used in various ways to show letters have been left out of a word (contractions).
4.) Semi-Colons; are way beyond you.
5.) Exclamation Points; are used to show emphasis, yelling in quotes, or show interjections.
6.) Question Marks; are used to show interrogative sentences, which are more commonly known as questions.
III. Capitalisation
1.) Words are capitalised when they are proper nouns or found at the beginning of a sentence.
IV. Contractions
1.) Used to show when two words have been combined.
V. Sentence Formation
1.) Sentences need at least a Subject (sometimes implied) and a verb, or predicate. An example of an implied noun is in the sentence Move! It is actually (You) move! But the ‘you’ has been taken out because it is implied. An example of a demonstrated noun, as I call it, would be in the sentence Plums deviate. You had a huge as Hell run-on in there that took me a while to solve. And you had a freaky triple verb in one sentence, and they conflicted. should maybe can? Erm… what?
VI. Euphemisms
1.) I see at one point you say freakin. This is improper usage of a euphemism. It should end in an apostrophe, as it is a shortened word.
YOU’RE CORRECTED LETTER
~~The numerals in brackets refer to parts and sections above. E.g., [I, 3] refers to the spelling of the word “Whackâ€, while [VI] refers to euphemisms.~~
Ok Mr. Bobby Henderson, I’m[II, 3][IV] seriously sorry,[II, 2] but I don’t understand this whole idea of a bunch of noodles[I, 1] flying around;[II, 4] I just can’t[II, 3][IV] grasp that. I can understand if you’re[II, 3][IV] trying to make a point, like we shouldn’t put science down,[II, 2] but you went a little over board[I, 2] with your little idea. I’m[II, 3][IV] not sure if everything is well in your mind and[I, 4] I think you should get some help;[II, 4] your idea is whack[I, 3]. However, people have different beliefs,[I, 5] and[I, 4] I guess[I, 6] this is yours. Seriously though, how many people believe[I, 5] in this?[II, 6] I think that you would have to be pretty messed up in the head or,[II, 2] like,[II, 2] I don’t even know.[II, 1] I mean, people freakin’[VI] eat noodles![II, 5] Why in the Hell would some one want to worship them? I’m[IV] a strong believer in God and[I, 4] in Jesus/juice[I, 7/8]… Have[III] you ever read the Bible?[II, 6][III] If[III] not, you should find what you’re[IV] looking for in there. God will always pick you up when you are down,[II, 2] just remember[I, 9] that.[II, 1]
Now, my response to you letter.
Here is a way to understand the concept of a bunch of noodels flying around: Boil some spaghetti noodels. When they are cool (DO NOT TOUCH THE BOILING WATER!) throw them at the wall. The time between them leaving your hand and them hitting the wall is noodels flying.
Now, you’re sentence about people having different beliefs serves one of two purposes; it either defeats the whole purpose of this letter, because you might respect that, or it might defeat the whole purpose of that letter, because you might believe that people shouldn’t force their beliefs upon others.
We also can’t say how many people believe in this. How many Christians are there?
Additionally, God is as probable as the Flying Noodle Monster, except we have seen noodels and we have seen flight, so they are more plausible. We have yet to see God.
About people “frickin’ eating noodlesâ€, do not Catholics partake in the flesh and blood of Jesus?
Also, I have read the Bible. I have read it more than your average Christian. Not hard, however, as the average number of times a Christian reads the Bible is 0.00. When it comes to finding what I was looking for; I saw no marshmallows or advocating the persecution of Christians. Everyone else is put down in the Bible, why not Christians? Is it because they read the Bible? I sure hope not; most of them don’t. Besides, Gays read the bible too. Just look at me!
And if God picked me up when I was down, he sure as Hell had fun dropping me on my ass again every time.
I would know; I remember.
~~Christopher Edwards
And yes, I said You’re Corrected Letter on purpose, before some smart ass points that out.
There´s no hell, asshole…
stop wasting your time and start doing as you please…
And yes, I said You’re Corrected Letter on purpose, before some smart ass points that out.
You are corrected letter? I don’t get it. Did you mean ‘Your corrected letter’?
4.) Semi-Colons; are way beyond you.
Apparently, they are way beyond you, too. A semi-colon may only be used where a period could also be used and can only separate sentences which relate to one another. The ‘grammar nazi’ moniker is looking shakier by the moment.
noddles? yay! are they the funky version of noodles? lol :)
One thing I hate is poor grammer. Followed shortly by non-believers.
For the love of Noodles, why don’t these people ever use commas? Or a spell-check, for that matter…