Ok Mr. Bobby Henderson, Im seriously sorry but I don’t understand this whole idea of a bunch of noddels like flying around I just cant grasp that. I can understand if your trying to make a point like we shouldn’t put science down but you went a little over bord with your little idea. Im not sure if everything is well in your mind an I think you should get some help. Cause your idea is wack. But people have different belives an I gusse this is yours. But seriously how many people belive in this I think that you would have to be pretty messed up in the head or like I don’t even know I mean people freakin eat noodles why in the hell would some one want to worship it. Im a strong beliver in GOD an in Jeuse……. have you ever read the bible if not I you should maybe can find what your looking for in that . God will always pick you up when you are down just rember that
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
>> your idea is wack.
you know, i used to try to tell people that. it never worked.
i’ve become much happier since i’ve given my life to the flying spaghetti monster.
Please tell me who or what this “Jeuse” is?
Before rejecting my faith, I used to tell people “Well maybe you should read the bible” well in fact I had not. And it would be hypocritical for anyone to say that today. And I doubt you have either.
“The bible is read more and examined less than any book in history.”
~Thomas Paine
Praise Him, all hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Apparently, our good chap here has never felt the warm buzz of a good bowl of speggetti that lifts the spirits like no “Jeuse” could. Of course, as Pastafarians have a scientific explination for this (some think that we are anti science — that’s not true, it’s just that we have an alternative scientific theory, namely that the FSM created the world). Speggetti is the actual body of our Lord. ‘Nough said.
>>God will always pick you up when you are down just rember that
Kudos to you, you didn’t threaten us all that we will burn in hell.
Personally, I think you’re pretty messed up in the head to believe that a perfect, just God, created an eternal punishment for finite sins, despite the fact that he created us capable of sinning. No, rather, he made us incapapble of not sinning. Maybe you should read the Bible one day. Don’t worry, though, I will pray to Him, and he will have mercy on you :) .
Wow…I gusse erythangg is ‘wack’. Isn’t that the way Jeuse made the world, though?
Yes, the world is certainly ‘wack’
*sigh*
Moron.
Moron.
A beliver in “Jeuse” hmmm? Could that be a homonym for “Juicy”? Seems like your God and the FSM have something in common regarding carbohydrate content.
>>people freakin eat noodles why in the hell would some one want to worship it
“He who eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life”
Just saying we all have common ground, be touched, don’t fear the noodly apendage. It never lets you fall so it will never have to pick you up.
Your just jealous because a pile of ‘noddels’ can spell better than you and ‘Jeuse’ put together!
Just curious whether you interpret your poorly written email as a sign of:
(A) You being dumb.
(B) Your ‘God’ not being there for you.
(C) Your ‘God’ punishing you for being judgmental.
Personally I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster used His Noodly Appendage on your fingers as you were typing.
“..you would have to be pretty messed up in the head..”
but when you believe in god, it’s perfectly natural and OK, right?
you see, this is just another example of aggressive Catholicism. In fact, these people often don’t know shit about their own religion. They say god created man. And, in all technicalities, man created god. They did so for an easy explanation for things that happened and as a dismissal for scientific proof of things. If there was a god, why is there suffering? why are there innocent people dieing and complete idiots being the ones to determine our laws? Why would people go to hell for committing finite sins? Why then, if god did not wanted us to sin, why would god make us capable of sinning? Why would the Christian god make other religions? If god existed, why would atheism exist? If god wants me to believe in him, god will need more than just hope that I will just have blind faith in a god I have never seen before and has never been proven to exist.
It is always amusing to see someone make fun of another person’s spelling mistakes while making his own mistakes. Huh, Allen?
The word is “spaghetti”, for future reference.
Shall we mention DTG’s grammar mistake of confusing “you’re” with “your”? One is a contraction of “you” and “are”. The other is the possessive form of “you”.
Normally, I wouldn’t mention the whole spelling and grammar thing because I make enough mistakes on my own. But, it is ridiculous (note the correct spelling) for someone to complain about spelling when they have made their own mistakes. Unfortunately, it is common problem. :(
> strong beliver in GOD an in Jeuse?
As a softwear programir I am also strong beliver in cod reuse.
Was this dude taught at school? The spelling and grammar is appauling e.g. “have you ever read the bible if not I you should maybe can find what your looking for in that,” erm, what? no question mark even though he is asking a question and how about the “if not I you should” thats just crazy talk! Finally, he doesn’t even know the name of his own messiah!! Can anybody tell me who Jeuse is?
Steve - you’re comment should have been directed at Q.
You know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster interferes with my typing, too. Before I hit “post”, my words are perfectly spelled and filled with grammatical beauty, but after I hit “post”, suddenly terrible errors appear. I suspect that this is a practical joke, similar to the way he interferes with carbon dating. I love a god with a sense of humor.
The better question than “why can’t the hate-mailers spell?” is “why don’t they understand this is largely tongue-in-cheek?”
I blame the public school system. Apparently they stopped teaching the concept of “parody” because it sounded too much like “parity” and, besides, cut into important Intelligent Design time.
That said, I would never suggest that I don’t worship his holy noodlyness.
And, kudos, for a letter that doesn’t call anyone a faggot or threaten us to hell. Quite uplifting for a change. :)
There’s an interesting paradox here. Fundamentalist Christians, one presumes, read the Bible a great deal (or else they wouldn’t know what they were being fundamentalist about). In fact, they probably put in more reading hours than the average English-speaking Westerner.
Now, Bible tranlations vary in quality, from the sublime (King James) to the banal (modern ones for the MTV generation). But they all seem to have correct spelling and grammar in place.
So why is it that the Christians, who read so much, don’t seem to be able to transfer the spelling and grammar in the Bible to their own writing? Why is it that atheists, agnostics and sceptics (sorry, Transatlantic cousins, sKeptics) are more literate than their Bible-bashing counterparts.
Can anbody help me here?
HOW WOULD JESUS SPELL?
Or even Jeuse…
Is it ok to make fun of other people’s beliefs?
Heck, yes!! Why not?
… no really, why not?
If someone wants to say that we all come from Alpha Centaurus B or Zeta Reticuli 2, why should the rest of us care about it?
Some people are taught that the world was created some 8000 years ago, others are explain that it is some 4.5 billion years old…
Some like this “Flying Spaghetti Monster” God…
(I’ve heard of this fat, bald, chinese god guy… … and was told there are even others…)
You all can laugh at my beliefs anytime…
… I sure laugh at yours…
… since crying does help anyway…
Cheers to you all, looney bins…
P.S.- Now for the serious part.
Is there a membership fee or can I just convert??
Not that the “all Fridays holiday†got me, the Stripper Factory AND the Beer Volcano did it… … bless you son…
Cultural Snow, the “Fat, bald, Chinese, God guy” is 1) Indian, 2) not a god.