Ok Mr. Bobby Henderson, Im seriously sorry but I don’t understand this whole idea of a bunch of noddels like flying around I just cant grasp that. I can understand if your trying to make a point like we shouldn’t put science down but you went a little over bord with your little idea. Im not sure if everything is well in your mind an I think you should get some help. Cause your idea is wack. But people have different belives an I gusse this is yours. But seriously how many people belive in this I think that you would have to be pretty messed up in the head or like I don’t even know I mean people freakin eat noodles why in the hell would some one want to worship it. Im a strong beliver in GOD an in Jeuse……. have you ever read the bible if not I you should maybe can find what your looking for in that . God will always pick you up when you are down just rember that
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Wasn’t jesus king of the juice??
I’ve been cutting the cheeses from Nazareth.
now mate… so u telling us believing in FSM is illogical? and u believing in some dude making adam and then adam making eve from a bony part of his body (ummm…) is realistic and LOGICAL?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ WTF?¿?¿??¿
i will pray to FSM to keep you out of our “holy” heaven. lol
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this is a classic concerned email.
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“Im a strong beliver in GOD an in Jeuse……. ” You can’t make this shit up.
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I want to say that I wish the average christian was smarted, but you know something. The smart ones get the CoFSM and don’t bother sending hate mail. It is too bad that the smart christians don’t post on this site. There have been a couple, but none that made a dent.
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I still think that the most accurate description of jesus makes christians nuts, jesus was a jewish rabbi zombie. Just what I would worship, a zombie.
I’ve never seen this one!
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It is too bad that the smart christians don’t post on this site. There have been a couple, but none that made a dent.
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If the mountain will not come to Muhammad :D
We haven’t had a group troll for ages. Any takers? Any suggestions for viable targets? (That’s to every one)
@Alchemist
One of the itpog posters once pm’ed me to come and present an atheist point of view at www.ourchristianplace.com. That p[lace has some overlap with itpog posters. I won’t be joining in any trolling, but if you’re looking for an outing…..
Thanks DPG - perhaps trolling was the wrong word (although I’m definitely up for it!).
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It’s nice when well educated christians post here - I enjoy the convos. They never stick around for too long though…
I miss krony.
I really thought that was interesting.
I find it fascinating the way what they believe is so obviously inconsistent but they can’t see it.
It’s like some sort of intellectual car crash.
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It’s horrifying but you can’t turn away!
www.ourchristianplace.com.
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nice - I thought I’d joined them - I haven’t.
Time to fire up TORR!
take an R off :(
http://tor.eff.org/
krony was an interesting visitor. He kept it up for a while. I did think that his ‘I feel I’ve out-stayed my welcome’ did come suspiciously convenient at a time when he had talked himself into such impossible positions that conceding defeat was unavoidable for him.
“It’s like some sort of intellectual car crash.”
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It reminds me a bit of that scene from the Holy Grail. I envision krony as the knight who has had both arms and legs chopped off in the debate here at CoFSM, yet boldly proclaims ‘It’s just a flesh wound’.
I liked the convos with krony too. I agree DPG - it’s easier to “run away” (couldn’t help another Holy Grail reference!) than to deal with being wrong. It takes a lot of self to say “I was wrong” and change your mind. That’s the difference between belief and rational thought - beliefs are hard to throw out but thoughts and understanding constantly evolve.
I hope we have some more of their ilk. I also hope that some of us manage to stop acting like fundamentalist atheist and engage them in conversation. Rather than call them stupid!
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Or am I being to hopeful?
“But seriously how many people belive in this I think that”
I do, and many many many other do, too.
The problem is, you’ve got to see it from their position once in a while. This man, krony, is at least 30, and has basically spent most of his life believing in, and worshipping god. Can you imagine how hard that would be to throw away? that’s what’s so dangerous about belief, it can’t be broken.
How about the logical sin of eating an apple, bitch? By the way, it’s spelled Jesus, moron!!!
So you believe in “Jeuse”, huh, well either way there is noting in the bible for me so…