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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Its easy to do that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Its harder to do this <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.
Tee Hee
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Very very odd!
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See, I can’t do it.
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Lesson in HTML:
The escape sequence of < is <.
The escape sequence ofr & is &.
But to get the escape sequence of & to appear instead of & you need type &amp;
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Am I making sense yet?
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I give up!
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But to get &amp; I had to type &amp;amp;.
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Me neither :(
Aristotle your post wasn’t up when I tried that :)
He’s teasing us
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Irritating.
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“The escape sequence ofr & is &.
But to get the escape sequence of & to appear instead of & you need type &”
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Eeeeeeek…. (*runs away*)
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Sorry Nikkiee “…Who’s tossing?” = ten minutes of juvenile sniggering (38 – can you believe it?)
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>:0===Q with that less than symbol
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Captain – is it possible that i and b only work with some browsers and em strong work with all?
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Look just type the sequence < in your message and you get a < when it posts.
Copy and past this message and see that the first bit changes to a < but the four actual <s – including this one (<) – disappear.
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Could be. I’ll look it up….
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>:0===Q <
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hehehe
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>:0===Q <
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Oh.
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Woo Hoo! Aristotle has got it.
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>:0===Q<
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No I haven’t posted as Aristotle without screwing with my name.
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Hurray! Aristotle accomplished something.
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BTW: The semi-colon isn’t optional.
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@Alchemist Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“ten minutes of juvenile sniggering”
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Put it there for you :))))
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If I was Aristotle I’d be one fucked up Pastafarian.
I’d be teaching myself to mark up html through a discussion forum.
Doesn’t bear thinking about!
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Girrafes are COOL! >:0===Q<
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
If I was Aristotle I’d be one fucked up Pastafarian.
I’d be teaching myself to mark up html through a discussion forum.
Doesn’t bear thinking about!
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What’s that supposed to mean?!
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SO Aristotle that I have bestowed you with the power to <.
WTF do >:O===Q< mean?
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
SO Aristotle that I have bestowed you with the power to :O===Q:0===Q< means GIRAFFE!
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Oh, that wasn’t supposed to happen.
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
SO Aristotle that I have bestowed you with the power to <.
WTF do >:O===Q< mean?
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>:0===Q< means GIRAFFE!
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You are all pathetic. Like most Christian religions this site exists purely to make it’s founder rich. You have much in common with Christianity. With your fancy clothes, cars and computers you whine about the injustice of the world and then buy your spaghetti monster T-shirt, the price of which could have saved a starving or sick child in another country. Another country who’s citizen are poor because they have been robbed for centuries by Western powers. You make me want to vomit.
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@Greed – >:0===Q<
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“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
You are all pathetic. Like most Christian religions this site exists purely to make it’s founder rich. You have much in common with Christianity. With your fancy clothes, cars and computers you whine about the injustice of the world and then buy your spaghetti monster T-shirt, the price of which could have saved a starving or sick child in another country. Another country who’s citizen are poor because they have been robbed for centuries by Western powers. You make me want to vomit.”
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So what’s your point?
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Aristotle,
This is going to be a tinsy bit confusing but here goes:
Basically if there was a top secret discussion forum called the Disciples of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (and there isn’t) and I was a member (and I’m not because there is no such forum) then some of the members would have been discussing whether you (Aristotle) are a new person or a sock puppet of another Pastafarian.
Of course because there is no such group and so I’m not a member that conversation could never have taken place.
However because you always post in the third person, my post of Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm:
Woo Hoo! Aristotle has got it.
Could be construed as me posting as you but without setting my name to yours.
That would imply that I was Aristotle and fumbled the subtefuge!
So I was pointing out that if I was Aristotle, then I was sitting here having a trivial conversation with myself about html. That would make me a serious nut-job.
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So to summarise. There is no group. There was no conversation. You are not me and I am not mad!
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Hurrah!
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@Greed – I have not bought anything from the Prophet. Ever.
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@Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
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That tiny window your’re looking through? Try pushing it open a bit further. Thanks :)
RAmen
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA – Oh! Now Aristotle understands. (He did not, for a minute there.)
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Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
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I’ve got some lovely crayons! The pink ones are particularly potent!
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@Greed – Aristotle would like to point out that his close aren’t fancy, his car will probably be an Civic when he gets it, and his computer sucks.
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That’s clothes not close.
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@Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“this site exists purely to make it’s founder rich.”
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The ignorance….it hurts….make it stop :(
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My point is that you are all slaves to your evil nature and the evil political, religious and economic systems that flourish by allowing you to bury your heads in the sand. You say, “it’s terrible that children starve but what can I do?”. Then you spend one month’s wages for a person in Africa on a stupid shirt that mean nothing to anyone other then a one line joke about spaghetti. You create nothing, achieve nothing and consume everything. You are useless people.
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Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
@Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“this site exists purely to make it’s founder rich.â€
The ignorance….it hurts….make it stop :(
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Aristotle thinks we must be in Hell.
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@Greed – So, how much did you spend on your computer?
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“this site exists purely to make it’s founder rich.â€
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Aww hell! Let him get rich! Sharing might be nice but I won’t hold me breath :)
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Greed sounds a bit like wrath (wraith)….same club or same poster?
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“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
@Greed – So, how much did you spend on your computer?”
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Yeah Greed how much? And how much for the ISP???
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I spent nothing on my computer nor do I own anything other then the space I occupy and the passion of my conviction.
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