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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Cool. I got the first comment!
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I can see why as well. There isn’t that much to say about this thread!
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Not that the low quality of the thread in anyway sours the joy of being the first to post!
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In fact it is pretty sweet at fourth post!
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Five is also pretty good.
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I wonder how long I can go on posting…
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…before…
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..some…
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Cool.
I just got a message “You can only post one message every 15 seconds. Slow down cow boy”
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I’ve never seen that before.
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Don’t suppose I’ll see it again soon…
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Well
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that’s me in well in to double figures.
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Yup. I’m done.
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Definitely going to stop growing this thread now.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA-
*laughter*
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Glyphosate Captain – stops anything growing!
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Poor doggie! This should rouse the temper of all pet-loving Pastafarians!
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I thought the doggie was smiling?
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA – You made Aristotle’s day :)
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@Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 1:36 pm “I thought the doggie was smiling?”
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If you call that a smiling doggie, I fear for your pets!
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“! Apr 29th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
@Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 1:36 pm “I thought the doggie was smiling?â€
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If you call that a smiling doggie, I fear for your pets!”
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Wait! Which doggie are we talking about? :)))
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Whooo – that’s setting the tone for today’s romps :))
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@Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 1:48 pm “Wait! Which doggie are we talking about? :)))”
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How many doggies do you see on this page?
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Seven!
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@Alchemist Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:12 pm “Seven!”
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Oh dear, those dog-lovers! Seeing doggies everywhere…
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Eleven! And a slurpee too!
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Aristotle prefers cats. (He almost forgot to write in the third person here.)
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That’s eleven doggies, no, twelve, a slurpee and some cats. A giraffe, someone?
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Glyphosate is a systemic herbicide.
It should be harmless to humans but, Alchemist, given the amount of herbs you’ve consumed I wouldn’t go too near…
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@! – >:0===Q (with a less than symbol at the end)
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Giraffes are so COOL! :))
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Giraffes are so COOL! :))
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Giraffes are so cool!
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Do you mean:
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@! – >:0===Q <
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And if so – what do you mean..
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>:0===Q
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA – How did you do that?
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I think we should try and breed a cat with a giraffe and a bit of armadillo!
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Now that would be a pet!
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Captain:
“It should be harmless to humans but, Alchemist, given the amount of herbs you’ve consumed I wouldn’t go too near…”
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Again with the character assassination :) A chap could feel demonised here!
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Group hug :)))
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Aristotle loves hugs!
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“Group hug :)))”
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Game of two-up?
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Calling “Heads”
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no no no….”Tails” Yes! “Tails”
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Who’s tossing?
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the coins!
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You mean how did I do this < ?
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I have super powers.
You do realise a few deities pass through here from time to time..
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA – Yes
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“Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
You mean how did I do this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Odd? Half my post didn’t show? ^^^
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