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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I spent nothing on my computer nor do I own anything other then the space I occupy and the passion of my conviction.”
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Same here! I spent nothing for my PC either! Mom buys me everything!
Ahhh, life is good!
Ramen
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“Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Greed sounds a bit like wrath (wraith)….same club or same poster?”
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Yep! Club… LALALALALALALALALA
Peace
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I am quite glad that I am not a starving child in Africa.
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It’s OK to be a starving child in America. I’m hungry.
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Though, I wouldn’t call myself a child. More like teenager.
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This computer is not mine. It is good that you have your mother to care for you. My family was killed.
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Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
This computer is not mine. It is good that you have your mother to care for you. My family was killed.
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Oh, that’s so sad :(
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“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
This computer is not mine. It is good that you have your mother to care for you. My family was killed.”
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Yep mine too!
Some fuckers in a plane wiped them out, 9/11/01!
Mom’s settlement buys me everything!
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Thankfully I’m a robot!
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That’s too bad 9/11/01 but I’m NOT Islamist.
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“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
That’s too bad 9/11/01 but I’m NOT Islamist.”
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Do you really think I care what flavor you are?
You’ve shown to be a total asshole here, that’s all I need to know!
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“You’ve shown to be a total asshole here, that’s all I need to know!”
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We can put it to music if you like !
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Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
That’s too bad 9/11/01 but I’m NOT Islamist.â€
Do you really think I care what flavor you are?
You’ve shown to be a total asshole here, that’s all I need to know!
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You’ve got that right!
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Hahahahaha. I’m not the asshole and the truth hurts. Call me what you like so long as it allows you to keep your head in the sand. Pathetic.
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“Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Hahahahaha. I’m not the asshole and the truth hurts. Call me what you like so long as it allows you to keep your head in the sand. Pathetic.”
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It took you ten minutes, just to come up with that?
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Home Make over starts at 8PM, be a little quicker, would ya?
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“Alchemist Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
“You’ve shown to be a total asshole here, that’s all I need to know!â€
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We can put it to music if you like !”
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Yes lets!
LALALALALALALA
I’m a Hampster Fucker
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LALALALALALALA
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I’m gonna kill my sister
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LALALALALALALA
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I’m gonna slit her throat
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LALALALALALALA
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@Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
“That’s too bad 9/11/01 but I’m NOT Islamist.”
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Well give us a bit of background then? Saves us guessing
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I’m curious
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Greed Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Hahahahaha. I’m not the asshole and the truth hurts. Call me what you like so long as it allows you to keep your head in the sand. Pathetic.
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OK. Aristotle thinks you’re hot. Your writing is so sophisticated. You’re extremely handsome. You are so COOL! Just like giraffes. >:0===Q<
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XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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@Greed – Aristotle thinks it’s admirable that you care about starving children.
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@ Greed, I ask you as I asked Wrath a few days ago, “What, exactly, do you suggest I do about the ills you describe?” Yes, I could send some of my money to a starving African family, but will it get to them? Will it stop war, famine, and pestilence? I will give you (and Wrath) credit, though. It did get me thinking. The conclusion that I have come to so far is that I have a good life that could fall apart at any minute. Nothing is sacred, nowhere is safe. Granted, my life is probably safer than millions of others, and I am grateful for that. I thought about the food I bought today, the gas I consumed, the unnecessary items I purchased. Is this what you want?
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Oh, and about the T-shirt. Yes, it is a waste of resources if you look at it from your point of view. However, it is part of a bigger picture. Our government, as flawed as it is, has stood the test of time when compared to many governments around the world. Our Constitution has meaning, and interpretation of it translates into real-world decisions. Today, it’s what will be taught in schools as science. Tomorrow it could be what religion I am told I have to practice. There are principles involved here that are worth defending. I’m sure you understand that concept.
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iAristotle/i
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Aristotle
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It worked!
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Very eloquently spoken SaucyWench.
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Thank you Aristotle. I’m glad you figured out the italics thing.
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@ SaucyWench – I don’t have much time for eloquence but I wanted to say RAmen! We don’t have to like people or agree with them to be positively influenced by them. Kudos to you for taking an angry, annoying troll and using that to think about your life. I hope everyone has a chance to read your comments – many people will gain a good perspective for having done so.
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@ CNS TBHNA – If there were a top secret discussion forum (and there can’t be because if there were I’d know) I might have posted a question to you about your name. But since there have been around 400 non-existent secret posts this weekend alone, it might have got lost in the imaginary shuffle. So, I’ll ask it here!
Hubby is dying to know what “Captain Noodulous Silicate” means! Please do tell!
I hope you find this – time difference and all.
:))
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Eloquent is such a great word. Aristotle thinks there should be a “Word of the Day.” Today’s word should be pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis, meaning ‘a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust’ (from the Guiness book of world records). Use it as much as possible
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Aristotle does not have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis.
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Well, I guess that’s a good thing. It sounds nasty. I was going to joke about it, but I’m sure it’s very unpleasant.
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Psst. *whispering* Your supposed to try to use the word in a sentence.
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For example: “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis is very unpleasant.”
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Oh, damn. You know, the other day at work I worked with a person who has B.O.O.P. (Bronchiolitis Obliterans Organizing Pneumonia.) I bet that’s as unpleasant as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis.
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Why does it say this was in Hate Mail. It’s not hate mail. Is it?
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“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Why does it say this was in Hate Mail. It’s not hate mail. Is it?”
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Well you know, That dang FSM! He changes things from time to time.
One just never knows, what is what.
Ramen
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“that’s me in well in to double figures.”
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hahahahahahahahaha
Well done Captain! Excellent :)))
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@Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
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Greed sounds a bit like wrath (wraith)….same club or same poster?
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Yeah Club 18 – 30. (IQ 18 – 30 that is).
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Captain – I’ve been tested! My IQ is 67!
Apparently if I work hard I can obtain a “Clinton”!
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Hey, cool tips. Perhaps I’ll buy a glass of beer to that man from that chat who told me to visit your site :)
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