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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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It worked!
Very eloquently spoken SaucyWench.
Thank you Aristotle. I’m glad you figured out the italics thing.
@ SaucyWench - I don’t have much time for eloquence but I wanted to say RAmen! We don’t have to like people or agree with them to be positively influenced by them. Kudos to you for taking an angry, annoying troll and using that to think about your life. I hope everyone has a chance to read your comments - many people will gain a good perspective for having done so.
@ CNS TBHNA - If there were a top secret discussion forum (and there can’t be because if there were I’d know) I might have posted a question to you about your name. But since there have been around 400 non-existent secret posts this weekend alone, it might have got lost in the imaginary shuffle. So, I’ll ask it here!
Hubby is dying to know what “Captain Noodulous Silicate” means! Please do tell!
I hope you find this - time difference and all.
:))
Eloquent is such a great word. Aristotle thinks there should be a “Word of the Day.” Today’s word should be pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis, meaning ‘a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust’ (from the Guiness book of world records). Use it as much as possible
Aristotle does not have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis.
Well, I guess that’s a good thing. It sounds nasty. I was going to joke about it, but I’m sure it’s very unpleasant.
Psst. *whispering* Your supposed to try to use the word in a sentence.
For example: “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis is very unpleasant.”
Oh, damn. You know, the other day at work I worked with a person who has B.O.O.P. (Bronchiolitis Obliterans Organizing Pneumonia.) I bet that’s as unpleasant as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis.
Why does it say this was in Hate Mail. It’s not hate mail. Is it?
“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Why does it say this was in Hate Mail. It’s not hate mail. Is it?”
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Well you know, That dang FSM! He changes things from time to time.
One just never knows, what is what.
Ramen
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“that’s me in well in to double figures.”
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hahahahahahahahaha
Well done Captain! Excellent :)))
@Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
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Greed sounds a bit like wrath (wraith)….same club or same poster?
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Yeah Club 18 - 30. (IQ 18 - 30 that is).
Captain - I’ve been tested! My IQ is 67!
Apparently if I work hard I can obtain a “Clinton”!